I’m shocked, shocked I tell you
May 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I’m shocked, shocked I tell you
I’m shocked, shocked I tell you
BREAKING: Metadata shows the FBI’s ‘raw’ Jeffrey Epstein prison video was likely modified.
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Metadata Shows the FBI’s ‘Raw’ Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Was Likely Modified
There is no evidence the footage was deceptively manipulated, but ambiguities around how the video was processed may further fuel conspiracy theories about Epstein's death.
www.wired.com
July 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m shocked, shocked I tell you
I am shocked shocked shocked that Trump lied
Senator @chrismurphyct.bsky.social post intel briefing:
1) "I do not think the president was telling the truth when he said this program was 'obliterated.'"
2) "It still appears that we have only set back the Iranian nuclear program by a handful of months."
3) Questions absence of DNI Gabbard
1) "I do not think the president was telling the truth when he said this program was 'obliterated.'"
2) "It still appears that we have only set back the Iranian nuclear program by a handful of months."
3) Questions absence of DNI Gabbard
Senator Murphy coming out of private briefing on the attack on Iran’s nuclear sites: It still appears that we have only set back the Iranian nuclear program by a handful of months… the allegations that we have obliterated their program just don’t seem to stand up…
June 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I am shocked shocked shocked that Trump lied
Shocked not shocked.
Also, if you downloaded this app, I mean…
Also, if you downloaded this app, I mean…
The Trump White House official app is fraught with trackers.
The White House app covertly collects excessive user data and shares it with third-party trackers while sidestepping federal security rules.
For example, the app includes scripts to monitor a user's location several times per minute.
The White House app covertly collects excessive user data and shares it with third-party trackers while sidestepping federal security rules.
For example, the app includes scripts to monitor a user's location several times per minute.
White House Drove Users to Official App Fraught With Trackers
The White House app became the App Store’s most downloaded news app after the president barred three news outlets.
www.washingtonsun.com
September 28, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Shocked not shocked.
Also, if you downloaded this app, I mean…
Also, if you downloaded this app, I mean…
I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
Adolf Hitler's “Mein Kampf” is still on U.S. Naval Academy shelves. “I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings” and “Memorializing the Holocaust” are not.
An order by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s office led to a purge of books that are critical of racism — but preserved volumes defending white power.
An order by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s office led to a purge of books that are critical of racism — but preserved volumes defending white power.
Who’s In and Who’s Out at the Naval Academy’s Library?
An order by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s office resulted in a purge of books critical of racism but preserved volumes defending white power.
www.nytimes.com
April 12, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
Shocked, I tell you. Shocked! FFS
Burns and his team have held advance screenings of "The American Revolution" across the country, including in DC. Kerger described GOP lawmakers who voted against PBS $$$ waiting in line to shake his hand:
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Shocked, I tell you. Shocked! FFS
“I wasn’t shocked because I had won the Grammy, I was shocked because Tony Bennett had said my name.”
Amy Winehouse would have been 43 today.
Amy Winehouse would have been 43 today.
September 14, 2026 at 1:07 PM
“I wasn’t shocked because I had won the Grammy, I was shocked because Tony Bennett had said my name.”
Amy Winehouse would have been 43 today.
Amy Winehouse would have been 43 today.
Turns out Farage is talking out of his arse again. Shocked I tell thee. Shocked.
September 28, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Turns out Farage is talking out of his arse again. Shocked I tell thee. Shocked.
I'm shocked, shocked I tell you 😱!
April 22, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I'm shocked, shocked I tell you 😱!
Krissy and I having a minor disagreement
January 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Krissy and I having a minor disagreement
You'll be shocked to hear that Jill Stein has said not one word, posted nothing whatsoever on her Twitter or IG, about events in Syria or the fall of Assad.
Shocked, I tell you. Shocked!
Shocked, I tell you. Shocked!
December 10, 2024 at 5:16 PM
You'll be shocked to hear that Jill Stein has said not one word, posted nothing whatsoever on her Twitter or IG, about events in Syria or the fall of Assad.
Shocked, I tell you. Shocked!
Shocked, I tell you. Shocked!
I'm shocked, shocked I tell you....
We didn’t need an academic study to tell us the bloody obvious.
Cardiff University study reveals right-wing media dominance on Question Time panels
www.spottednews.com/politics/car...
Cardiff University study reveals right-wing media dominance on Question Time panels
www.spottednews.com/politics/car...
Cardiff study reveals right-wing media dominance on Question Time panels
Academic analysis detailing the over-use of right-wingers on Question Time has resurfaced after Nigel Farage was platformed for the 38th time.
www.spottednews.com
December 9, 2024 at 5:23 PM
I'm shocked, shocked I tell you....
Would anyone REALLY be shocked if we learned that trump SOLD the presidency to Elon Musk?
I wouldn't be shocked.
Not one bit.
I wouldn't be shocked.
Not one bit.
December 24, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Would anyone REALLY be shocked if we learned that trump SOLD the presidency to Elon Musk?
I wouldn't be shocked.
Not one bit.
I wouldn't be shocked.
Not one bit.
Shocked. Shocked, I say.
March 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Shocked. Shocked, I say.
“I insist on being shocked. I am never going to become immune. I think that’s a kind of failure to see so much of it that you die inside. I want to be surprised and shocked every time.”
― Toni Morrison
― Toni Morrison
March 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
“I insist on being shocked. I am never going to become immune. I think that’s a kind of failure to see so much of it that you die inside. I want to be surprised and shocked every time.”
― Toni Morrison
― Toni Morrison
What a surprise!
Greenland Official Rips Don Jr.'s 'Staged' Visit, Says Trump Was Flipped Off By Locals
Shocked! Shocked, I say!
www.comicsands.com
January 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
What a surprise!
I wish I had practiced my "shocked face" more.
"For much of the 2010s and likely before and since, it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants in the United States."
www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
Accountability for ICE and CBP
However bad you think the corruption and misconduct at ICE and CBP is — the reality is far far worse.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
February 4, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I wish I had practiced my "shocked face" more.
Shocked, I tell you!! Shocked.
Trump: August 1 deadline is not 100 percent firm
July 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Shocked, I tell you!! Shocked.
I am shocked guys... simply shocked...
January 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I am shocked guys... simply shocked...
I’m shocked, I tell you. Shocked.
February 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I’m shocked, I tell you. Shocked.
I have my Extremely Not Shocked Face on.
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I have my Extremely Not Shocked Face on.
So Gabbard's got a "paperwork" problem and Pete Hegseth's background check is insufficient?
Shocked, I tell you! I'm SHOCKED that Trump's Junk Drawer picks are not being vetted properly.
Shocked, I tell you! I'm SHOCKED that Trump's Junk Drawer picks are not being vetted properly.
January 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
So Gabbard's got a "paperwork" problem and Pete Hegseth's background check is insufficient?
Shocked, I tell you! I'm SHOCKED that Trump's Junk Drawer picks are not being vetted properly.
Shocked, I tell you! I'm SHOCKED that Trump's Junk Drawer picks are not being vetted properly.
I should be shocked, but the bar is so high now that I’m not.
September 24, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I should be shocked, but the bar is so high now that I’m not.
Shocked, I tell you.
December 2, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Shocked, I tell you.
checked bluesky instead of twitter when i woke up
Shocked Shocked Lady GIF
ALT: Shocked Shocked Lady GIF
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 1:15 PM
checked bluesky instead of twitter when i woke up