I got a replacement TV remote and all my buttons work great now and I feel unstoppable. #ShoesClues
January 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I got a replacement TV remote and all my buttons work great now and I feel unstoppable. #ShoesClues
I’m taking a juvenile psychology class and everyone in it is obsessed with me. #ShoesClues
March 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I’m taking a juvenile psychology class and everyone in it is obsessed with me. #ShoesClues
It’s been a busy morning and I’ve eaten entirely too much French toast. Your boi could use a nap. #ShoesClues
January 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It’s been a busy morning and I’ve eaten entirely too much French toast. Your boi could use a nap. #ShoesClues
Nothing impresses me more than still being able to make merch glasses out of the upcoming year. I swore that market was donezo after 2009. Never underestimate the will of mankind. #ShoesClues
January 1, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Nothing impresses me more than still being able to make merch glasses out of the upcoming year. I swore that market was donezo after 2009. Never underestimate the will of mankind. #ShoesClues
Woke up thinking about the crippling social anxiety I would get at 10 years old if I needed to get up during class to grab a tissue from the community box. #ShoesClues
September 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Woke up thinking about the crippling social anxiety I would get at 10 years old if I needed to get up during class to grab a tissue from the community box. #ShoesClues
There are few things that make me as viscerally angry as when The Cleaner paints over the “ANDY” on the bottom of Woody’s boot in Toy Story 2. #ShoesClues
March 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
There are few things that make me as viscerally angry as when The Cleaner paints over the “ANDY” on the bottom of Woody’s boot in Toy Story 2. #ShoesClues
I Uber Eats a different pizza spot almost every week and one of these days I’m gonna find one I actually think is good rather than “could be worse.” #ShoesClues
November 10, 2024 at 11:01 PM
I Uber Eats a different pizza spot almost every week and one of these days I’m gonna find one I actually think is good rather than “could be worse.” #ShoesClues
Once met a girl at a party where we bonded over a shared love of The Chipmunk Adventure soundtrack. We dated for about two months then she moved and we never saw each other again. #ShoesClues
March 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Once met a girl at a party where we bonded over a shared love of The Chipmunk Adventure soundtrack. We dated for about two months then she moved and we never saw each other again. #ShoesClues
7-Up used to be so over in the soft drink game that Cool Spot had games on Gensis, SNES, Game Boy, Game Gear & more! I think about this all the time. #ShoesClues
March 7, 2024 at 5:06 AM
7-Up used to be so over in the soft drink game that Cool Spot had games on Gensis, SNES, Game Boy, Game Gear & more! I think about this all the time. #ShoesClues
Sent the daughter I just found out about a gift card to Panera for all the birthdays I’ve missed and today, she sent me a photo of her enjoying a panini. Dad stuff is easy when your kid is a self-sustaining adult and knows to wear headphones in public spaces. #ShoesClues
August 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Sent the daughter I just found out about a gift card to Panera for all the birthdays I’ve missed and today, she sent me a photo of her enjoying a panini. Dad stuff is easy when your kid is a self-sustaining adult and knows to wear headphones in public spaces. #ShoesClues
I may fly to Jersey this weekend just to get a sandwich I saw on Instagram and I don’t even care how that makes me sound. #ShoesClues
December 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I may fly to Jersey this weekend just to get a sandwich I saw on Instagram and I don’t even care how that makes me sound. #ShoesClues
Limbo: great party game, horrible relationship status. #ShoesClues
November 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Limbo: great party game, horrible relationship status. #ShoesClues
Going out tonight. Gonna wear loose clothes so they don’t restrict my diaphragm. #ShoesClues
August 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Going out tonight. Gonna wear loose clothes so they don’t restrict my diaphragm. #ShoesClues
I’ve spent the past 20 mins sitting here reminiscing over these hotel waffles Kanik and I had a few months back. God, those were incredible waffles. #ShoesClues
July 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I’ve spent the past 20 mins sitting here reminiscing over these hotel waffles Kanik and I had a few months back. God, those were incredible waffles. #ShoesClues
If you gave me the option to either cure cancer for the entire world or to banish Jimmy Fallon to a demonic underworld, I’d…listen, I know what I should say, but getting rid of Fallon for good? I’m just saying this isn’t a layup. #ShoesClues
July 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If you gave me the option to either cure cancer for the entire world or to banish Jimmy Fallon to a demonic underworld, I’d…listen, I know what I should say, but getting rid of Fallon for good? I’m just saying this isn’t a layup. #ShoesClues
If you ever see a less-than-cute photo of me, I assure you that it’s AI. #ShoesClues
July 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
If you ever see a less-than-cute photo of me, I assure you that it’s AI. #ShoesClues
One of the greatest days of my life was when I found out that you could just buy a bag of chocolate chips. Before that I thought they only existed in cookies. #ShoesClues
July 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
One of the greatest days of my life was when I found out that you could just buy a bag of chocolate chips. Before that I thought they only existed in cookies. #ShoesClues
I don’t think anything has ever made me as sad as when EVE frantically rebuilds Wall-E only for him to not recognize her when he’s charged up. #ShoesClues
July 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I don’t think anything has ever made me as sad as when EVE frantically rebuilds Wall-E only for him to not recognize her when he’s charged up. #ShoesClues
I find it very hard to believe that Linda really was into Pantera when trying to impress Charlie in Mighty Ducks 3. #ShoesClues
June 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I find it very hard to believe that Linda really was into Pantera when trying to impress Charlie in Mighty Ducks 3. #ShoesClues
I am fucking terrified of pterodactyls. #ShoesClues
June 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I am fucking terrified of pterodactyls. #ShoesClues
One time, I met Gary Oldman and he was awesome. #ShoesClues
June 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
One time, I met Gary Oldman and he was awesome. #ShoesClues
Not big on smash burgers. #ShoesClues
June 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Not big on smash burgers. #ShoesClues
I just woke up from a nap where I had a dream that I lived in the castle next door to The Count from Sesame Street and, real talk, I looked fucking good as a vampire. #ShoesClues
May 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I just woke up from a nap where I had a dream that I lived in the castle next door to The Count from Sesame Street and, real talk, I looked fucking good as a vampire. #ShoesClues
“Magnificent” Schlong Muraco. #ShoesClues
May 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
“Magnificent” Schlong Muraco. #ShoesClues
The worst thing you could ever do is make a mess. Because who the fuck do you think is gonna have to clean it? #ShoesClues
May 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The worst thing you could ever do is make a mess. Because who the fuck do you think is gonna have to clean it? #ShoesClues