Neil The Seal Killed In Shootout With Authorities https://theonion.com/neil-the-seal-killed-in-shootout-with-authorities/
July 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Neil The Seal Killed In Shootout With Authorities https://theonion.com/neil-the-seal-killed-in-shootout-with-authorities/
Space Shootout 🌌
for Avariel
for Avariel
August 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Space Shootout 🌌
for Avariel
for Avariel
The only World Cup penalty shootout you need to see today.
June 27, 2026 at 8:03 PM
The only World Cup penalty shootout you need to see today.
Bluesky posters will be like you “you think massive universal legal resistance with total support from the population works? that pales in comparison to my strategy, winning a shootout with an ICE army” and then not win a shootout with an ICE army
Oh my god theyre killing rosa luxemburg again lmao, your failure to engage in armed resistance is speedrunning you towards death camps
There’s no real debate. I have witnessed a very small number of ICE activists advocating for carrying firearms or even trying to agitate by physically striking ICE vehicles, etc. Let’s be clear: the incredibly vast majority of people resisting ICE correctly believe these people are fools.
January 18, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Bluesky posters will be like you “you think massive universal legal resistance with total support from the population works? that pales in comparison to my strategy, winning a shootout with an ICE army” and then not win a shootout with an ICE army
the big street shootout with the winter soldier is just chef’s kiss
November 30, 2024 at 2:22 AM
the big street shootout with the winter soldier is just chef’s kiss
May 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Sarah Palin at the 1987 Great Alaska Shootout:
All in on Rice
September 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Sarah Palin at the 1987 Great Alaska Shootout:
Welp, the shootout in Cuba was ten Florida Cuban guys who talked themselves into trying to invade Cuba
www.wfla.com/news/florida...
www.wfla.com/news/florida...
February 26, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Welp, the shootout in Cuba was ten Florida Cuban guys who talked themselves into trying to invade Cuba
www.wfla.com/news/florida...
www.wfla.com/news/florida...
Imagine live tweeting a bunch of qanon shit during a shootout with the cops and your final post only gets 23 likes lmao rip bozo
February 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Imagine live tweeting a bunch of qanon shit during a shootout with the cops and your final post only gets 23 likes lmao rip bozo
First penalty shootout in Georgia’s stadium since the 1996 Olympics
November 30, 2024 at 4:44 AM
First penalty shootout in Georgia’s stadium since the 1996 Olympics
Rival street gangs involved in shootout
June 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Rival street gangs involved in shootout
When do they go to the penalty shootout
October 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
When do they go to the penalty shootout
Treasure Hunter Shootout! (COMM)
July 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Treasure Hunter Shootout! (COMM)
RIP Chuck Norris, dead at 86 after a warehouse shootout
March 20, 2026 at 2:36 PM
RIP Chuck Norris, dead at 86 after a warehouse shootout
Absolutely unhinged shootout.
July 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Absolutely unhinged shootout.
Was that the worst penalty shootout ever?
July 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Was that the worst penalty shootout ever?
An armed Paddington Bear stages a shootout in post-apocalyptic ‘80s New York, but afterwards he offers the survivors marmalade.
I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…
April 14, 2026 at 2:32 AM
An armed Paddington Bear stages a shootout in post-apocalyptic ‘80s New York, but afterwards he offers the survivors marmalade.
THERAPIST: 2003 Video Game LeBron isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
2003 VIDEO GAME LEBRON:
2003 VIDEO GAME LEBRON:
April 27, 2026 at 12:58 AM
THERAPIST: 2003 Video Game LeBron isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
2003 VIDEO GAME LEBRON:
2003 VIDEO GAME LEBRON:
October 18, 2024 at 12:57 AM