I can't believe the AI bot sideeyed itself
January 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I can't believe the AI bot sideeyed itself
you aint slick little cat
July 29, 2026 at 11:04 AM
you aint slick little cat
one score years ago a shitty movie that had nothing interesting to say about race (Crash, 2004) was feted and beloved by white critics and mostly sideeyed by non-white critics
a republican idiot and his evil vice president won office again
the economy seemed okay but some already saw the omens
a republican idiot and his evil vice president won office again
the economy seemed okay but some already saw the omens
Impossible to read Emilia Perez's award season as anything other than an enormous fuck you to the greatest year of trans cinema ever and a clear statement that trans people are not supposed to make art we're supposed to be the subjects of racist caricature
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 7, 2025 at 9:10 AM
one score years ago a shitty movie that had nothing interesting to say about race (Crash, 2004) was feted and beloved by white critics and mostly sideeyed by non-white critics
a republican idiot and his evil vice president won office again
the economy seemed okay but some already saw the omens
a republican idiot and his evil vice president won office again
the economy seemed okay but some already saw the omens
Everyone cheering at a metroid game all about being a hungry hungry gal but sideeyed shadow labyrinth.....smh
September 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Everyone cheering at a metroid game all about being a hungry hungry gal but sideeyed shadow labyrinth.....smh
Sideeyed the client that never tips, and shares a name with somebody I like on here. My mutual is cool, and that person is besmirching a good name
May 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Sideeyed the client that never tips, and shares a name with somebody I like on here. My mutual is cool, and that person is besmirching a good name
Just got sideeyed from some guy who looks like he asks if they make mild salt.
July 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Just got sideeyed from some guy who looks like he asks if they make mild salt.
I’m sure the father looking at his son‘s girlfriend sideeyed earlier will come to something quite sleazy
#AmityvilleDollhouse
#FrightClub
#filmsky #horrorfam
#AmityvilleDollhouse
#FrightClub
#filmsky #horrorfam
September 17, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I’m sure the father looking at his son‘s girlfriend sideeyed earlier will come to something quite sleazy
#AmityvilleDollhouse
#FrightClub
#filmsky #horrorfam
#AmityvilleDollhouse
#FrightClub
#filmsky #horrorfam
I’ve always sideeyed white liberals who blah blah about “listen to Black women!”
Y’all don’t listen to us in the boardroom, the classroom or the playground. Stop lying.
Y’all don’t listen to us in the boardroom, the classroom or the playground. Stop lying.
September 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I’ve always sideeyed white liberals who blah blah about “listen to Black women!”
Y’all don’t listen to us in the boardroom, the classroom or the playground. Stop lying.
Y’all don’t listen to us in the boardroom, the classroom or the playground. Stop lying.
simultaneously being Known while also never being able to get the following i used to have back anywhere ive gone is a shitty feeling ngl. used to have over 10k followers and now it feels like i just get sideeyed a lot. thats lame!
it might be nice to have some anonymity again in Certain Spaces but i feel like that would take some work on my behalf
July 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
simultaneously being Known while also never being able to get the following i used to have back anywhere ive gone is a shitty feeling ngl. used to have over 10k followers and now it feels like i just get sideeyed a lot. thats lame!
And people wonder why they get sideeyed for saying they have a blog at the Nazi Bar...
Hey, look at Substack promoting Andrew Tate as the #1 new bestseller. The company's amoral leadership & backers will platform anyone, even ludicrously toxic rapists & human traffickers.
April 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
And people wonder why they get sideeyed for saying they have a blog at the Nazi Bar...
this customer at work kinda like sideeyed my tits as i said have a good day like we get it you think im gross stop holding up my damn line
March 13, 2026 at 10:27 PM
this customer at work kinda like sideeyed my tits as i said have a good day like we get it you think im gross stop holding up my damn line
good post. saying this got me headspace-sideeyed but good post
January 29, 2026 at 11:47 AM
good post. saying this got me headspace-sideeyed but good post
got sideeyed by old people in the pain management clinic. i know i have a septum ring and look 16 but i, too, have chronic pain
April 14, 2026 at 1:59 PM
got sideeyed by old people in the pain management clinic. i know i have a septum ring and look 16 but i, too, have chronic pain
Suddenly remembered this Rolling Stone cover photo
September 2, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Suddenly remembered this Rolling Stone cover photo
Also… I SINCERELY sideeyed A$AP Rocky being in a film with Denzel and Jeffery Wright...
BUT…
I thought he did well with his role.
#HighestToLowest
#BlackSky
BUT…
I thought he did well with his role.
#HighestToLowest
#BlackSky
August 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Also… I SINCERELY sideeyed A$AP Rocky being in a film with Denzel and Jeffery Wright...
BUT…
I thought he did well with his role.
#HighestToLowest
#BlackSky
BUT…
I thought he did well with his role.
#HighestToLowest
#BlackSky
Today I have been sideeyed by a dubious looking toad. 🐸
June 21, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Today I have been sideeyed by a dubious looking toad. 🐸
like thanks for the £20 but you're getting sideeyed AND blocked! and i see you retweeting my art on your horny side acct nigga!!! that was hilarious (exasperated)
May 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
like thanks for the £20 but you're getting sideeyed AND blocked! and i see you retweeting my art on your horny side acct nigga!!! that was hilarious (exasperated)
#Sideeyed Ramen
Open plastic packet
place noodle brick
into 2 cups boiling water
for 2-3 min, stirring occasionally
Prepare sliced ham
or guillotined hat rat
other toppings may include
eggs, carrots, kimchi, seaweed,
Mix flavour packet into noodles
arrange meal into bowl
Enjoy!
#blueskyrelay
Open plastic packet
place noodle brick
into 2 cups boiling water
for 2-3 min, stirring occasionally
Prepare sliced ham
or guillotined hat rat
other toppings may include
eggs, carrots, kimchi, seaweed,
Mix flavour packet into noodles
arrange meal into bowl
Enjoy!
#blueskyrelay
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
#Sideeyed Ramen
Open plastic packet
place noodle brick
into 2 cups boiling water
for 2-3 min, stirring occasionally
Prepare sliced ham
or guillotined hat rat
other toppings may include
eggs, carrots, kimchi, seaweed,
Mix flavour packet into noodles
arrange meal into bowl
Enjoy!
#blueskyrelay
Open plastic packet
place noodle brick
into 2 cups boiling water
for 2-3 min, stirring occasionally
Prepare sliced ham
or guillotined hat rat
other toppings may include
eggs, carrots, kimchi, seaweed,
Mix flavour packet into noodles
arrange meal into bowl
Enjoy!
#blueskyrelay
Day 120. The binds are off for the first time. They won't fight back. Posture, pose, and expression are all awkward, they don't know what to do with this newfound freedom. Or their slowly changing body. Looking sideeyed at the lens, almost bashful. The fear's nearly gone, they've learned the rules.
May 5, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Day 120. The binds are off for the first time. They won't fight back. Posture, pose, and expression are all awkward, they don't know what to do with this newfound freedom. Or their slowly changing body. Looking sideeyed at the lens, almost bashful. The fear's nearly gone, they've learned the rules.
I don't think I've ever sideeyed a lot of folks on this side of the spectrum than I've done so since November 6.
I can best describe it as a mix of "Fuck!" and "What the fuck is wrong with people?!", if that makes sense.
I can best describe it as a mix of "Fuck!" and "What the fuck is wrong with people?!", if that makes sense.
December 30, 2024 at 5:20 AM
I don't think I've ever sideeyed a lot of folks on this side of the spectrum than I've done so since November 6.
I can best describe it as a mix of "Fuck!" and "What the fuck is wrong with people?!", if that makes sense.
I can best describe it as a mix of "Fuck!" and "What the fuck is wrong with people?!", if that makes sense.
cousin told me he was a real madrid fan and i sideeyed him i think i understand it now
August 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
cousin told me he was a real madrid fan and i sideeyed him i think i understand it now
Getting sideeyed by all the markers... Maybe it's time to give them some attention 🥹
June 14, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Getting sideeyed by all the markers... Maybe it's time to give them some attention 🥹
even the “allies” get sideeyed…cuz I need to see your real motives before I consider what you talkin bout
September 15, 2026 at 12:30 PM
even the “allies” get sideeyed…cuz I need to see your real motives before I consider what you talkin bout
only came back to say I absolutely sideeyed that Hendrick post. have a good evening I guess
January 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
only came back to say I absolutely sideeyed that Hendrick post. have a good evening I guess
Just those weird fans who liked to mock him as their love language and when we sideeyed them we're the not fun one 🫣
October 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Just those weird fans who liked to mock him as their love language and when we sideeyed them we're the not fun one 🫣