#Silverware
if you genderbend a muscular 6'5" man into a 5'2" skinny girl and your kink is not specifically emasculation, attribute drain, and power loss I'm going to steal all your silverware
November 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
...aand silverware
November 8, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Who's this pretty lady I keep spying in the silverware? 🥄🐁
November 7, 2026 at 5:58 AM
My dumb white ass forgot to ask for silverware, but I did at least get naan
November 10, 2026 at 5:44 AM
some of the people that design silverware need to be shot in broad daylight
November 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
-rumpy pumpy
-howdoyoudo
-polishing the silverware
it is now illegal for you to portray the following things in pornography in the UK:

• a bit of how’s your father
• a good rogering
• hiding the sausage
• slap and/or tickle
• bristol cities
• lying back and thinking of england
November 6, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Blue was a pro at eating off of silverware.. a very refined lady! 💙🌈 #ThrowbackThursday #BonnieBlue
November 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Let’s go
November 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I'm confused. Dick is stuck in the silverware drawer.
November 8, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I know you don't really "need" it but I got some silverware lately (forks, spoons) and it has actually been nice. Not as messy
November 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
If I'm in your house and this thing starts flying around I will smash it with a hammer and then steal some of your silverware and leave an upper decker
November 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
is that the silverware basket from the dishwasher?
November 10, 2026 at 6:17 PM
We're in chat doing character creation.

I'm going with the giant lizard lady. Making a Vesk Mercenary Soldier named Gradonga Silverware, often shortened to 'Sil' by her crewmates.
A miracle has happened!

DM Tina got the band back together and we're playing a Starfeeder one shot tomorrow!!!
Spinning Spaceship in Cosmic Space
ALT: Spinning Spaceship in Cosmic Space
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November 8, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Watch the silverware...
November 10, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Big Ten champ 👏

Congrats to our 2026 SuperDraft pick, Michal Mroz, and Indiana Men's Soccer on taking home the silverware!
November 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Picked up 2 pounds of sterling silver for $4 at the local thrift. Always checking the silverware bins is finally paying off
November 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I’m thinking back to a certain podcast where they talk about how the former internet personality Stamper used to steal silverware from diners, not because he needed it, but just for the thrill of doing something wrong, and I was like,

“What the fuck was up with him?”

Turns out a lot I guess.
November 10, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Stacy and I brought our own silverware into our relationship 15 years ago because we were both fully grown when we met. We’ve recently decided to buy new silverware because ours has dwindled, and whoo boy, you ever watch two autistic women try to agree on what a fork should look/feel like?
November 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I wish these guys made silverware or cornflakes
November 8, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Just take the silverware and jewelry and go
Tippi Hedren, 1982
November 8, 2026 at 12:41 PM
November 5, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Artist Matt Wilson (@airtightartwork ) transforms discarded silverware and scrap metal into intricate wildlife sculptures.
November 6, 2026 at 10:46 PM
it is a really good bit to very smugly say you know, they expect us to go low, but we will be taking the high road. and then all your constituents are banging their silverware on the table going LOW ROAD LOW ROAD LOW ROAD and you have to say oh ok nevermind
November 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Her burden of truth >> throwing silverware lol
November 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM