We’re 869 days away from hearing, “Actually, the transition team can’t find the silverware.”
September 4, 2026 at 9:53 AM
We’re 869 days away from hearing, “Actually, the transition team can’t find the silverware.”
Got the silverware out.
November 23, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Got the silverware out.
“is the silverware on its way?”
He participated in “Book Innit” and got a free pizza
April 30, 2026 at 2:17 PM
“is the silverware on its way?”
Medievalists, avert your eyes.
July 5, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Medievalists, avert your eyes.
October 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
he dined for your sins
February 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
he dined for your sins
he dined for your sins
October 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
he dined for your sins
Okay how come someone dropping silverware can set off a panic attack but earthquakes don’t bother me?
April 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Okay how come someone dropping silverware can set off a panic attack but earthquakes don’t bother me?
cerwyn silverware my beloathed
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
cerwyn silverware my beloathed
Hopefully they stole some silverware.
November 18, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Hopefully they stole some silverware.
My dinner with Alanis
March 4, 2026 at 11:17 PM
My dinner with Alanis
You can have kids, or you can have a complete set of silverware.
You cannot have both.
You cannot have both.
March 31, 2026 at 1:20 AM
You can have kids, or you can have a complete set of silverware.
You cannot have both.
You cannot have both.
Who Forgot to Put the Silverware Away: A Knives Out Mystery
December 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Who Forgot to Put the Silverware Away: A Knives Out Mystery
polishing the silverware on the titanic
What @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social told me the House agenda will be next year if Democrats win
—Reverse Trump’s Medicaid cuts
—Extend expired ACA tax credits
—Restore Congress’s authority on tariffs
—“Decisively” end the Iran war
Beyond that: “We’ve established five working groups on affordability”
—Reverse Trump’s Medicaid cuts
—Extend expired ACA tax credits
—Restore Congress’s authority on tariffs
—“Decisively” end the Iran war
Beyond that: “We’ve established five working groups on affordability”
September 1, 2026 at 1:14 PM
polishing the silverware on the titanic
I desperately want this to be the one story my daughter doesn’t abandon after one paragraph.
May 22, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I desperately want this to be the one story my daughter doesn’t abandon after one paragraph.
Please be quiet. I’m counting my silverware.
November 29, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Please be quiet. I’m counting my silverware.
The only thing missing from these televised cabinet meetings is having his cabinet eat his actual shit off plates with silverware. And then tell him how delicious they think it is.
March 26, 2026 at 4:24 PM
The only thing missing from these televised cabinet meetings is having his cabinet eat his actual shit off plates with silverware. And then tell him how delicious they think it is.
March 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I'm invoking the council on these Osaka coffee place silverware
November 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I'm invoking the council on these Osaka coffee place silverware
My man looks like he brings his own silverware to Burger King.
May 13, 2026 at 12:51 PM
My man looks like he brings his own silverware to Burger King.
right out of the still hot crock pot, no silverware
the last time i went to an interview i brought an entire pot roast, and i ate it while he went over my resume
September 25, 2026 at 10:21 PM
right out of the still hot crock pot, no silverware
You can have kids, or you can have a complete set of silverware…
But you can't have both.
But you can't have both.
February 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
You can have kids, or you can have a complete set of silverware…
But you can't have both.
But you can't have both.
they told me to make myself at home so i moved their silverware to the more logical drawer
September 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
they told me to make myself at home so i moved their silverware to the more logical drawer