Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit https://theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-with-how-much-trumps-english-has-improved-since-last-visit/
September 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit https://theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-with-how-much-trumps-english-has-improved-since-last-visit/
It’s been around since 1983.
May 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It’s been around since 1983.
My first remarks since being arrested last night.
January 30, 2026 at 11:30 PM
My first remarks since being arrested last night.
The Free Press has been pushing this lady since the election. they published six of her "why I left the Democrats" pieces since then, three since this May.
Evan Barker quit the Democratic Party and voted for Trump. Now she’s telling (a few) stories about what she saw in a new book that mixes gossip and condemnations of ‘woke.’ Her old colleagues aren’t happy.
The New Book Democrats Hate — and Can’t Stop Talking About
Evan Barker quit the Democratic Party and voted for Trump. Now she’s telling (a few) stories about what she saw in a new book that mixes gossip and condemnations of ‘woke.’ Her old colleagues aren’t happy.
nymag.com
September 25, 2026 at 4:50 PM
The Free Press has been pushing this lady since the election. they published six of her "why I left the Democrats" pieces since then, three since this May.
how I feel since 2016 or so
July 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
how I feel since 2016 or so
The media since 2015.
January 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The media since 2015.
China really upping their trolling game since the tariffs.
April 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
China really upping their trolling game since the tariffs.
I’m shocked since we sent our best negotiators.
April 12, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I’m shocked since we sent our best negotiators.
Weakest 3 months of job growth since 2020.
August 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Weakest 3 months of job growth since 2020.
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I've reported thousands of circumcisions since lunch.
June 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I've reported thousands of circumcisions since lunch.
It’s been downhill ever since
March 8, 2026 at 11:53 PM
It’s been downhill ever since
Since everyone is posting this! EPSTEIN FILES 💥
April 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Since everyone is posting this! EPSTEIN FILES 💥
Stapler Not The Same Since Tasting Human Flesh
May 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Stapler Not The Same Since Tasting Human Flesh
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
“I’ve been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment” is a great joke.
I’d love to see Talarico swap out the punchline each time he tells it.
“…since before Ken Paxton cheated on his wife”
“…since before Ken Paxton was impeached by his own party”
There are hundreds of options.
I’d love to see Talarico swap out the punchline each time he tells it.
“…since before Ken Paxton cheated on his wife”
“…since before Ken Paxton was impeached by his own party”
There are hundreds of options.
May 31, 2026 at 3:09 AM
“I’ve been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment” is a great joke.
I’d love to see Talarico swap out the punchline each time he tells it.
“…since before Ken Paxton cheated on his wife”
“…since before Ken Paxton was impeached by his own party”
There are hundreds of options.
I’d love to see Talarico swap out the punchline each time he tells it.
“…since before Ken Paxton cheated on his wife”
“…since before Ken Paxton was impeached by his own party”
There are hundreds of options.
This is the dollar since “liberation day”
April 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
This is the dollar since “liberation day”
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
it's been (only) two years since i drew this
November 8, 2024 at 1:10 AM
it's been (only) two years since i drew this
Mass shooters since 2018 who were transgender — 4.
Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender — 4,193.
Hope that helps.
Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender — 4,193.
Hope that helps.
August 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Mass shooters since 2018 who were transgender — 4.
Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender — 4,193.
Hope that helps.
Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender — 4,193.
Hope that helps.
ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened
1 year ago today, the infamous 'Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience' took place.
February 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened
Leningrad has not existed since 1991
August 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Leningrad has not existed since 1991
Today we learned that in June the US economy lost jobs for the first time since 2020. We haven’t seen this kind of net job loss since - well, since the last time Trump was in charge.
September 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Today we learned that in June the US economy lost jobs for the first time since 2020. We haven’t seen this kind of net job loss since - well, since the last time Trump was in charge.
Days since Navarro said this: 10
Trade deals: 0
Trade deals: 0
April 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Days since Navarro said this: 10
Trade deals: 0
Trade deals: 0
The United States of America: No Kings since 1776.
Donald Trump: Russian-owned since 1978.
Donald Trump: Russian-owned since 1978.
June 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The United States of America: No Kings since 1776.
Donald Trump: Russian-owned since 1978.
Donald Trump: Russian-owned since 1978.