#DeltaAI #PlaneTruth #AffordableFlying #SkyHighPrices #TicketShock By: TheJestPress.com In its latest attempt to make air travel as emotionally draining as possible, Delta Airlines has unveiled a controversial new artificial intelligence system that will soon set ticket prices based on what you can afford--and, if we're being honest, probably even what you *can't* afford. Dubbed the "Fare Assessment Revenue Tracker," or "FART" for short (Delta insists that wasn't an accident), the AI scans your browsing history, social media activity, and even those embarrassing Spotify playlists to create a "personalized fare profile." Frequent searches for "cheap flights" or "how to budget for vacation" may land you a suspiciously affordable ticket—just kidding, you’ll probably just get a pop-up advising you to "try Greyhound next time."

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