#SleepGoblin
shhhhh… i’m “asleep.”
not bc i’m tired. no.
i am gathering power.
each nap increases my chaos stats by 12%.
once i reach full charge i will rise from this couch like a golden cryptid and eat an entire throw pillow just to prove i can.

#TankTheGolden #SleepGoblin #UnhingedDog
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM