What would you do if you were a cop talking to an arson suspect with burnt eyebrows? Find out what the real cops did. If your apartment rent is too high in San Francisco, how about sleeping in a sleeping pod for just $700? Who says the Finnish don't have a the sense of humor like a middle school boy? They put it on display for all of the airline world to see!  In this Midweek BONUS Episode... - Arson Suspect Shows Up To Police Interview With Burnt Eyebrows - "Twerking" Substitute Teacher Considered Herself a "Million-Dollar Prostitute" - Hindu Temple Requires Visitors To Drink Cow Urine Before Entry - Papa John's Customer Fuming over Tipping Reminder on Their Pizza Box - A Man Was Arrested for Selling a "Fake" Rolex...That Turned Out to Be Real - Would You Rent—For $700 a Month—A Sleeping Pod? - OR Woman Claims She Found Glove, Possible Finger Tip in Bottle of Orange Juice - FL Teens Arrested After Joy-Riding Lawnmower Through Target Store - FL Woman “Farding” In Her Car Was So Distracted She Didn’t Notice the Police Car Next to Her - FL Police Investigate Video of Officer Allegedly Racing Driver In a MARKED Patrol Car - FL A Woman Got So Hammered She Zonked Out in a Tesla - Table at Restaurant Sends Steak Back So Many Times They Get Cut Off - Pilots Were Taking Selfies Before Mid-Air Collision Involving 2 Fighter Jets - Finnish Air Force Pilots Disciplined For Drawing Penises In The Sky - Indiana Woman Discovers Identical Doppelgänger At DMV License Renewal - WHATABRAWL—Massive Viral Brawl Breaks Out at TX Whataburger! - Public Urination Flows 50% More In New York City - CA Dentist Sentenced For Sexual Assault Over 10-yr. Period—Given To A Man Named, Weidong Wang - How Many Times a Week Men Should Be Getting Their Morning "Wood" - A Democrat State Senator in VA Says He Knows All About Rural America Because He Watched "Dukes of Hazzard" - Missouri Man Busted For Dancing Naked at A Grocery Store All of the latest stupid current events are covered in the Insane Week In Review and all of the "winners" in stupendous stupidity await in our weekly Genius Awards!