Where else but New Jersey can you attend an academy to be trained in the use of a light saber? Where else but a bathroom can a man find an escape from doing household chores? And where else can you get a selfie at Indian restaurant called "Washma Butt" and instantly have a viral social media post? Where elser are you going to hear so much stupidity to help you keep your sanity for the rest of the week? In this Midweek BONUS Episode... - Seattle’s ‘Inconvenience Store’ Turns Former 7-Eleven Into Stupid Art - A Berry Bad Decision—FL Man’s Speeding Stop Gets Stranger After Deputies Find Meth And 11 Pounds Of Saw Palmetto Berries - Man Found In Restaurant After Repeatedly Ramming Vehicle Into Bank - TSA At TX Airport Finds Pocket Knife Hidden Inside Tube Of Toothpaste - FL Woman Runs From Cops Then Needs Rescued By Canoe After Getting Stranded - Full Moon In Athens, GA? Police Blotter Details A Week of Stupidity - What’s In A Name? Would You Eat At A Cafe Named 'Washma Butt'? - Man Drives SUV Through A Kroger Because He Had To Use The Bathroom - Gotta Catch 'Em All—Man Trades Pokémon Cards for Coke And Cannabis - Criminal Genius Tried To Rob Home Dressed As A Police Officer - Stranger Bites Chunk From Woman’s Forehead In Suspected Hate Crime - FL Woman Left Her 4 Kids Home Alone—To Go On A Cruise - FL Men Flee TX Police After Suspicious ATM Activity—Throws $6k From Vehicle - Man Crashes Into Market, Duct-Tapes Bumper, Then Hands Cop an Avocado - Amazon Pee-livery: Delivery Driver Seen Peeing All Over Posh NYC Apartment Lobby - Bacardi and Bad Decisions: 76-y/o FL Man Admits Suspended License, DUI To Cops After Getting Pulled Over - Thanks a Lot, Mom—FL Mom Alerts Police to Son’s YouTube Videos, FL Man Charged With DUI - New Jersey Academy Teaches Lightsaber Combat - Toddler Brings Loaded Gun To Michigan Daycare, Parent Arrested - Drunk Wyoming Brothers Order DoorDash During Police Standoff - Divorce Expert Insists Men Are ‘Weaponizing Pooping’ You'll never be far away of the latest current event stupidity as the Insane Week In Review will keep you on top of the headlines. And after meeting the Genius Awards winners this week, you'll feel smarter than you've ever been!

When an 82-y/o FL Man wants his breadsticks at Olive Garden, you'd better jump when he yells, "SERVICE!" My Insane FL Nephew has a story about one cranky old man that got serviced by the local law enforcement. If you want your Popeye's chicken to be protected, including a condom in the dinner is not the way to do it. With the growing influence of artificial intelligence, Stanford University has found out very publicly how NOT to use it. In this Weekend Episode: - [A Piece of My Mind…] https://www.sheknows.com/parenting/articles/1095707/neighborhood-hopping-on-halloween/ - https://thenerdstash.com/kentucky-woman-claims-dead-husband-uses-flickering-lights-to-communicate-with-her-he-hears-you-mama/ - https://www.foodbeast.com/news/kraft-turned-their-mac-cheese-into-soda/ - https://coralspringstalk.com/olive-garden-never-ending-insults-arrest-62099 - https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/georgia-university-student-fall-survives-b3058435.html - https://torontosun.com/news/weird/popeyes-customers-sue-condom-object-chicken?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark - https://www.wbaltv.com/article/stanford-ai-change-students-race-advertising-photo/73874095 - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/man-gets-testicle-stuck-5-37696624 Pancho also takes on a couple of questions on relationships...or the lack thereof. Such as how does a wife handle feeling differently about her hubby after a business trip with a co-worker where a kiss was involved? Also, is it ever okay to use dating apps as a married couple in no one pursues? Play along with Pancho to see if your stupidity is better than his with the Insane Game Show!

Some people who drink too much hard soda might start to see things. Mt. Dew will pay you $1M to see things THEN drink hard soda. Would you drink beer that tastes like candy corn for Halloween? Or would you rather drink candy corn beer dressed like an orange slice? It's not a good idea to wait until you're under the covers with your mate to "let one rip". One man went from a fart to a felony when he did. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... - Coach Brings Frat Bros To Heckle His LSU Players Before Ole Miss Game - Shoplifter Banned From Walmart Arrested For—Shoplifting From Walmart…Again - You’ve Seen Bigfoot? Prove It & Win $1M From Hard Mt. Dew - Needle Little Help? Doctors Scanned A Man’s Chest and Found a Sewing Needle in His Heart - Brewing Up A CORNY Idea: Shock Top and Spirit Halloween Brew Up Shock Top Candy Corn BEER - Woman Tied Man To Tree, Hacked Off Finger And Tattooed His Forehead - ‘Where’s my momma?’ Detroit Funeral Home Cremated Wrong Woman, Presented Another Body - Man Spray-Painted A Courthouse Claiming They Ruined His Life - Woman Rescued After Falling Into An Abandoned Cesspool In Her Own Backyard - Fart ASSault: FL Man Attacks Girlfriend After Being Asked To Not Fart In Bed - Mechanic Drag Races Marked OH Police SUV—Gets Roasted by Sheriff’s Office - FL Woman “Assults” School Bus Driver With Water Bottle For Not Picking Up Her Daughter - Batman’s Real-Life Manor Now Overrun With Actual Bats - FL Man And His Dog Attacked By Blade-Wielding “Stabby Crab” - WV Woman Leaves Child Behind Following Single-Vehicle Car Crash - FL Man’s LEGO Theft Plan Hits a Brick Wall Following A Pursuit Near Jacksonville, FL - 2025 Powerball Winner Arrested For 5th Time Since $167 Million Jackpot - Man Sets Off Live Fireworks On A Grocery Store Shelf—As A Challenge - MO College Student Confesses To Vandalizing 17 Vehicles To ChatGPT - FL Woman Throws Glass Jar Of Vegan Mayo At Victim During Road Rage Incident - Let ‘Er RIP! Selena Gomez’s Husband, Benny Blanco, Says Love Means Farting Freely Another week of stupid headlines and I've got the stupid spin on all of them with the Insane Week In Review as well as all the stupendious stupidity on display from our 7 weekly winners of the Genius Awards!

It's a good gesture to not set your former place of employment on fire after you get fired. But one Arizona man didn't get that in his job training. When your food order is involved in a crash with your DoorDash driver, it really doen't look good for you to drive to the crash scene to pick up your food that's sitting on the sidewalk next to the totaled delivery car. Someone didn't clue in a Maryland man about his bad manners. If you're planning on sneaking into a country illegally, it's not a good idea to draw attention to yourself...like carrying a bag of body parts of another man's junk throught the airport. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will explain how this went down for one Zimbabwean man trying to get into Botswana. In this Weekend Episode... - [A Piece of My Mind…] https://nypost.com/2026/09/22/lifestyle/dunkin-and-l-l-bean-drop-free-coffee-sweater-and-its-already-hard-to-find/ - https://www.odditycentral.com/news/blind-man-with-no-drivers-license-drinks-and-drives-car-150-miles-on-highway.html - https://www.foxnews.com/travel/airport-x-ray-shows-terrifying-object-taped-carry-on-skip-checked-baggage-fee - https://www.foxbusiness.com/fox-news-us/doordash-customer-picks-up-order-from-driver-crash-scene-i-think-thats-my-food-right-there - https://local12.com/news/nation-world/noah-ross-arrested-after-allegedly-torching-former-employer-hay-bales-for-fun-investigators-linked-cincinnati-phone-records-security-footage-arizona-feed-store-fire-caused-60000-damage-suspect-faced-arson-burglary-charges-bikini-barista-beans - https://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/butt-coke-plea-573260 - https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/arizona-man-accused-impersonating-police-144249177.html - https://news.pindula.co.zw/2026/09/16/zimbabwean-man-caught-with-male-genitalia-in-bag-after-entering-botswana-illegally/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark Pancho has some pretty obvious answers to a couple of questions dealing with buttinskis... Like a "head-scratcher" involving a mom who wants to be reimbursed by her kids' mom for passing on head lice to her children, and a mom who got a "dressing down" by another mom over giving her own children PSLs from Starbucks. And play along with "Pancho" during this week's Insane Game Show to see if you can anwswer faster than he can!

TSA Agents can give plenty of stories of how airline passengers try to smuggle all sorts of items through customs. But a dried crocodile head in your suitcase? Well, there's a new one. Grab a Slim Jim and enjoy a tale of some drunk boys in their underwear unlease the cracken...that is meat sticks...upon a unsuspecting Waffle House. When reaching your cruising altitude on your flight to Miami, you are getting ready to settle into a nice movie or a good book...not a in-flight strip show by a fellow airline passenger. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... - 3 Drunk Florida Men Pelt A Waffle House With....Beef Sticks - Slim Jim Sets World Record With Massive 70-Pound Meat Stick - Stick-Shift: FL Man Crashes Truck While Putting On Deodorant - Plot is Dead on Arrival—FL Man Stole Mortuary Stretchers From Funeral Homes In AL, Multiple States - Eiffel Tower Strike Follows Claims Female Staff Were Told To Hide - Federal Court Rules No Constitutional Right To Clean Water - Man Smuggled Dried Crocodile Head In His Luggage - FL Woman Drunkenly “T-Bones” Into A Vehicle, Then Punches The Victim - A Scammed Louisiana Woman Tracks Scammer To A Luxury Cruise Hottub - Emergency Crews Used Jaws of Life To Rescue A Terrier From Inside A Recliner - ABC, 123...Felony—National Guardsman Pulls Gun, Threatened to 'Slap The Jackson 5 Out' Of Colleague - MMA Fighter Claims He Was Offered Over $500,000 To Fight A Chimpanzee—Scientists Say Injuries Could Be 'Catastrophic' - FL Man Arrested In Target Parking Lot For Indecent Exposure—Again - The Friendly Skies...Woman Bites Flight Attendant After Being Denied Alcohol - Woman’s Stolen Car Passes Her While She Gave A Police Report - Couple Finds A Florida Man Hiding Under Their Hotel Bed - The Friendly Skies...Woman Arrested After Stripping Naked On United Airlines Flight - Florida Man Caught Driving 121-mph Tells Cop "Is That Right"? - NY Restaurant Owner Turns Critic’s Photo Into Shrek After Complaints About AI Menu - Shoplifter Identified By A Nike “Swoosh” Logo Tattooed On His Face - Deputy Searches 19,000 “Flock” Cameras With “LMAO” As Justification Stay up-to-date on all the latest stupid current events with the Insane Week In Review and get up close and personal with this week's "winners" in the Genius Awards!!

I guess earnings must be tough being a gym teacher because one had a side-hustle knocking off people! Weddings in Arkansas come with a kick on the bridal registry from one 82-y/o woman running a meth distrobution operation from her Bridal shop! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has a bizarre account about a man in Bangkok who was so desperate that koi fish aroused him in a neighbor's pond. This episode should make you feel pretty good about yourself knowing there are more people than you thought who were more stupid than you! In this Weekend Episode: - [A Piece of My Mind…] https://www.huffpost.com/entry/annoying-restaurant-trends_l_66db45b9e4b0abbb7b44a990 - https://www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/article/guttural-scream-contest-22426539.php - https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2026/09/13/murder-suspect-texted-that-his-hit-man-work-was-picking-up-police-say - https://www.kait8.com/2026/09/12/trumann-woman-arrested-after-meth-fentanyl-weed-seized-business/ - https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/sep/11/thai-police-arrest-buddhist-abbot-suspicion-embezzling - https://www.wect.com/2026/09/10/police-search-suspect-seen-video-using-pool-hot-tub-intensely-interacting-with-rubber-duck/ - https://nypost.com/2026/09/14/health/diarrhea-soaked-hyrox-athlete-divides-social-media/ - https://www.complex.com/life/a/treyalston/bangkok-koi-fish-arrest-animal-cruelty Pancho gives some parenting advice to a question about whether or not to encourage a 2-y/o to be a tattle-tale or "see something, say something" and if it's the right thing to tell children tragic news, such as the death of Dolly Parton. See how well you match up with Pancho in this week's Insane Game Show!

Everyone has hobbies but they don't include sticking your nose into other people's "business" quite like this CA man who is trying to "brown nose" himself into jail...again. Traveling I-4 in Florida means taking your life into your own hands, at times. Could it get worse? What would traffic be in FL if there were flying cars? What could go wrong? Wisconsin offers a way to fly with freedom...from those annoying clothes we have to wear. Just ditch 'em and fly through the air "flappin' in the breeze" with naked skydiving. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I have enough stupidity to increase your IQ 3 times over. In this Weekend Episode... - [A Piece of My Mind…] https://www.huffpost.com/entry/older-people-bad-phone-habits_l_68b72f87e4b0ebb9e3c8673c?origin=life-featured - https://nypost.com/2026/09/01/science/california-scientists-get-11m-to-develop-smart-blood-cells-for-soldiers/ - https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/highway-sky-florida-gov-fdot-look-forward-air-mobility-innovation - https://www.cbs58.com/news/why-not-do-it-naked-first-east-troy-naked-skydiving-event - https://www.fox10tv.com/2026/08/31/bride-goes-viral-after-being-summoned-jury-duty-her-wedding-day/ - https://www.foxla.com/news/brentwood-serial-pooper-woman-defecating-on-sidewalk - https://www.tmz.com/2026/08/31/serial-butt-sniffer-busted-again/ - https://thenerdstash.com/new-york-worker-checks-porta-potty-only-to-find-man-deep-inside-the-toilet-thats-absolutely-so-disgusting/ "Pancho" tackles a couple of questions that deal with what to do when you get unsolicited money sent to your PayPal from someone you don't know. Do you spend it? Do you try to contact the person? And he gives sage advice to a person asking what to do when a sale is made on Facebook Marketplace but after the sale, a family member of the seller disputes the value of the item bought & wants more money! Do you pay it or not?

It's the 21st Century and you would think by now most people would know better than to joke about having anything explosive while conducting business at an airport. Apparently for one man, he didn't get the memo. Some high school seniors on the school's football team found out that the old prank of duct-taping Freshmen to a flagpole is frowned upon in the 21st Century. A popular cafe in Arkansas found out that it's also a favorite with the local raccoon community. There's plenty of stupidity in this episode to give you the momentum to make it over the "hump"! In this Midweek BONUS Episode... - Criminal Genius Stole Lottery Tickets During A Job Interview - Bangkok Bar Manager Allegedly Shaves Teen’s Head Over Unpaid Bar Tab - FL Man Exposing His Genitals In A Park Did So For OnlyFans Content - MD High School Seniors Suspended For Taping Freshman To The Flagpole - Man Arrested At FL Airport After Joking He Had A Grenade - Chow Mein With a Side of Cuffs—CA Wanted Man Walks In Panda Express During Police Lunch Break - Ex-Deputy Accused Of Using Flock Cameras To Stalk Girlfriend—2,000x! - Viral Fortnite Toilet Chair Listed Selling For $500 On Facebook Marketplace - A 16-Pound Kentucky Ham Sells At A State Fair Auction for $10 Million ("You Can't Hurt Ham", performed by Ricky Skaggs, written by Ricky Skaggs & Gordon Kennedy [Glennjoy Music ℗2012 Skaggs Family Records / Virgin Music Group / Universal Music Group] from the Ricky Skaggs album, Music to My Ears) - FL Man Takes a Dip, Then A Bite After Being Found Trespassing In Private Pool - New York Couple Lists Million-Dollar Home Built—For Their Dog - Naked FL Woman Was Found Pleasuring Herself On A Wooden Pallet - Vintage Vampire Hunting Kit Found in FL Sparks A Bidding Frenzy—Sells For $3,000—Includes Bones And Bloody Stains - ‘Coon Chaos At Caddy Shack—Raccoons Trash Arkansas Restaurant - Washington State Woman Tries To Car Drive Off—While It’s Being Towed - Aussie Man Hid His “McMeth” Inside His McMuffin - WA Homeowner Calls 911 for a Burglar—Police Find a Literal Cat Burglar - FL Man Smashes Up Arby's After Leaving Prison For 'Hunting' Swan For 'Food' - Wile E. Coyote Captures Roadrunner In L.A. - NM Man Kills Cousin After Argument Over Whose Enchiladas Were Spicier - The Maine Supreme Court Lets Dad Control Daughter’s Church Attendance There's more stupidity out of the latest headlines in the Insane Week In Review and more insanity from our "winners" for this week's Genius Awards!

Local TV can be pretty lame or downright boring, but when the anchors get the "giggles", it's entertainment gold. A woman got "served" by a Steak 'n' Shake car-hop but not in the way she was expecting. A doctor in Nevada was sound asleep in a dream about a mouse but was awakened by flying rodent trying to warm up in her "face cave". My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" brings the stupid to this episode with a surprise "cameo" from his Ring camera..."Pancho's Possum" makes a rare appearance on his back deck! In this Weekend Episode (with links in the titles)... - [A Piece of My Mind…] https://www.parents.com/my-daughters-birthday-party-wont-include-the-whole-class-12069391 - https://local12.com/news/nation-world/caught-video-man-destroys-speed-camera-receiving-speeding-ticket-brandon-ribadeneira-criminal-damaging-phoenix-arizona-police-department-investigation-crime-news - https://www.huffpost.com/entry/weatherman-patrick-osborn-laughing-wabi-maine_n_6a8d9763e4b0c0b31a445ed7 - https://www.huffpost.com/entry/news-anchor-beaver-bit_n_6a82bf43e4b0ddd9c1b269dd - https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3365381/taiwan-man-wins-lawsuit-gets-jailed-using-robot-vacuum-record-wifes-affair - https://www.kltv.com/2026/08/26/doctor-woke-up-find-bat-trying-get-into-her-mouth-what-she-wants-you-know/ - https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/largo-steak-n-shake-employee-exposed-himself-while-serving-food-affidavit/ - https://www.local10.com/news/local/2026/08/28/man-massages-penis-inside-miami-dade-ross-store-sprays-victim-with-unknown-liquid-deputies-say/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark And you've got questions..."Pancho" has answers. His answers. And he tackles a situation where another adult is scolding a child and the child's parent is conflicted because her mother-in-law totally disagrees with her thinking. What does "Pancho" think? And "Pancho" tries to untangle a school spat over who's to blame over a failing kid. In this week's Insane Game Show, see if you can beat "Pancho" at guessing some pretty tricky questions!

Businesses in Tulsa, OK have been victims of a "smear campaign" that causing a big stink...literally! Texas 4th Graders in one school has a special corner to make a big stink. And a man was prepared to enjoy a DoorDash food delivery until he saw his dinner being carried to his front door in "full frontal"! There's plenty of stupidity to get you over the "hump" for this week! In this Midweek BONUS Episode... - https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-pulled-over-lawn-mower-busted-meth-weed - https://www.the-independent.com/news/uk/crime/cat-in-the-hat-sightings-police-tiktok-facebook-b3038031.html - https://news.cgtn.com/news/2026-08-25/Bizarre-rescue-after-man-locks-himself-in-his-own-trunk-1PTkQdOHHTq/share_amp.html - https://nypost.com/2026/08/22/us-news/man-washes-feet-in-dunkin-donuts-shop-on-staten-island-ferry/?sr_share=facebook&utm_campaign=nypost&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook - https://people.com/4th-grade-teacher-goes-viral-for-creating-fart-corner-in-classroom-exclusive-12068049 - https://bringmethenews.com/wisconsin-news/driver-caught-doing-114-mph-in-a-55-mph-zone-was-angry-about-golf-round - https://www.cleveland.com/police-blotter/2026/08/man-hits-neighbors-cars-then-hides-in-his-house-bainbridge-township-police-blotter.html - https://www.odditycentral.com/foods/man-faces-up-to-8-years-in-prison-for-ordering-hundreds-of-pizzas-to-random-addresses.html - https://www.wftv.com/news/trending/man-with-user-name-mrchildporn-accused-sharing-illicit-images-children/BIMSH5WJCVCUFP5RAXEF2CWFCM/ - https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/norovirus-wedding-box-house-hotel-brooklyn-lawsuit-b3038497.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark - https://kval.com/news/nation-world/divorce-ex-courthouse-hearing-ran-over-struck-stab-stabbed-attacked-vehicle-motorcycle-crash-crashed-parking-lot-arrest-arrested-attempted-murder-aggravated-domestic-battery-wife-woman-court-house - https://local12.com/news/nation-world/two-drivers-arrested-after-authorities-say-they-raced-120-mph-across-jacksonvilles-buckman-bridge-during-operation-double-down-cincinnati-crime-criminal-activity-vehicles-seized-after-one-driver-stopped-other-surrendered-to-deputies-later-weekend - https://www.dailywire.com/news/see-it-cnn-used-photo-of-vegas-impersonator-in-on-air-dolly-parton-tribute - https://apnews.com/live/trump-iran-war-news-updates-08-27-2026 - https://fox23.com/news/local/tulsa-police-looking-for-a-person-described-as-serial-defecator - https://nypost.com/2026/08/26/lifestyle/dog-treat-creator-eats-her-own-products-and-even-packs-them-in-her-kids-lunches/ - https://www.ladbible.com/lifestyle/australia-mum-fancy-dress-error-mary-poppins-kim-jong-un-234016-20260827 - https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/tampa-man-charged-with-child-abuse-after-giving-teen-bloody-nose-on-golf-course-affidavit/ - https://www.wkrn.com/news/local-news/nashville/nashville-mom-arrested-dui-school-pickup/ - https://www.foxnews.com/us/wild-ohio-wedding-brawl-leaves-guests-injured-man-allegedly-threatens-crowd-butter-knife - https://nypost.com/2026/08/28/us-news/naked-doordash-driver-caught-on-camera-shocks-texas-family-abhorrent/ Plenty of the latest headlines full of stupidity in the Insane Week In Review and there's always a real "winner" in our weekly Genius Awards!

Guys (and maybe a few gals) who do sports betting have to have a tough constitution in case they lose. In one guy's situation, he needs a tough lower GI. If you're planning on traveling to Arkansas to rob a 99-y/o woman, you'd better be tougher than she is. One guy from Kansas found that out. And if a guy is considering cheating on his girlfriend, he'd better hide his vehicle or any sharp weapons. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", & I have some first-class stupidity that might be hard to believe...but it's all completely true! In this Weekend Episode... - [A Piece of My Mind…] https://www.foxnews.com/tech/chinese-humanoid-robot-breaks-usain-bolt-100m-dash-record-9-39-seconds - https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/very-hungry-caterpillar-fantasy-football-190324940.html - https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-prime-air-drone-delivery-pool-texas-2026-8 - https://thenerdstash.com/iowa-man-cheats-on-girlfriend-then-she-destroys-his-van-with-an-axe-im-on-her-side/ - https://katv.com/news/local/99-year-old-conway-woman-fights-off-intruder-in-her-home-police-say-reporter-autumn-foltz-public-information-officer-daniel-hogan-suspect-matthew-jayce-turk - https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg5l9n7d803o - https://www.jsonline.com/story/communities/west/2026/08/18/criminal-complaint-details-info-about-waukesha-meijer-hostage-incident/91357841007/ - https://people.com/fla-woman-allegedly-sneaks-thousands-into-jail-inside-body-scammed-senior-citizen-12063734 Folks have some burning questions for Pancho to answer, such as "Will Ozempic Give Our Daughter A Self-Image Problem?" and "How Do I Approach A Child Stealing Toys From My Kids". Play along with "Pancho" in this week's Insane Game Show and see if you score better than he did... You just might because this week, he's been sick...so he's off his game!

An Arkansas couple craves the monstrous convenience store with a Beaver mascot so much, they want him at their wedding. A raccoon craves peanut hulls and hot dogs so much, its hiding under the seats to scoop up the loot...and Mets fans are feeding his frenzy. A Florida Man is craving alligator so badly, he orders one cooked whole and delivered in foil wrap...then eats it all while sitting in his car. You can't make up stupidity this good. In this week's Midweek BONUS Episode... - Maryland Thief Gets Instant Karma After Gate Tears Through His Pants - FL Mom Attacks A Teacher, Principal After Being Denied To Look For Her Daughter's Backpack - MA Repair Shop Drove Woman's Vehicle Hundreds Of Miles After It Was Brought In For Repairs - KY Daycare Employee Forces A Lockdown By Threats To “Shoot Up The Place”—So She Didn't Have To Do Recess Duty During A Heatwave - Crate Expectations—Cops Break Down Door for a Sculpture's Butt - Beaver Nugget Nuptials: Arkansas Couple Invites Buc-ee’s Beaver To Their Wedding - “Must-Have” For College Kids: Cup Noodles New Dorm Room Survival Kit - GENUINE STUPIDITY: Florida HOA Cites Man For Excessively Straight Lawn Stripes - Nuns Fighting An Italian Town To Keep Their Beach Club - UK Theme Park Slammed Over Children's "Titanic" Ride - Chinese Farmer Lets AI Take the Wheel—Loses An ENTIRE Sesame Crop - Buc-ee's Bathroom Situation–FL Man Doing 117-mph To A Buc-ee's Bathroom - Man Threatened To Bomb Applebee's Because His Order Was Running Late - Couple Told to Pay Cable/Internet Cancellation Fee After Wildfire Destroys Home - Florida Man Orders Whole Cooked Alligator Off Facebook Marketplace - Florida Fugitive Tries To Hide From Cops—Sitting In A Chair–Under Blanket - TV Violence–FL Style: Man Exposes himself, Throws A TV At Deputies - CALIMARI CALAMITY: 20 Tons of Squid Dumped On Rhode Island Highway - North Carolina Mayor’s Wife Blames Black Residents For City’s Problems - Police Identify “Chucky” Mask Suspect Who Terrorized People In Philadelphia - A ‘Coon Craving Ballpark Food Goes Viral Living Beneath Citi Field, Steals Peanuts and Hot Dogs From Mets Fans All the latest stupid current events are covered in the Insane Week In Review and all the stupendous "winners' of stupidity are spotlighted in this week's Genius Awards! So, you should have plenty of stupidity to make it to the weekend!

Budgets are tight these days, but just how tight will you go to cut corners on costs? One family might have gone too far. How far will a church go to get a larger attendance? One church tried combing a congregation with a baseball crowd. How long would it take for trained police officers to figure out they're examing an adult doll instead of an actual human body. It's the start of a new season & Season 8 will not disappoint as my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I kick off a new year with fresh, new stupidity! In this Weekend Episode... - [A Piece of My Mind…] Americans Increasingly Worried About Too Much School Tech Access - Police "Arrest" 5th-Grader For Refusing To Take 1st Day Of School Photo - US Recruits Record 2,000+ Gamers As Air Traffic Controllers In Hiring Push - Chinese Woman Funds Her Own Movie–Starring In 60 Kissing Scenes - “Highly Inappropriate”: Iowa Church Debuts Kiss Cam And Hot Dog Gun - Police Spent Nearly a Day Investigating a "Body" That Turned Out to Be an ADULT DOLL - Family Shares The Same Toothbrush And Bathwater To Cut Costs - NC Man Crowd-Funds His Penis Enlargement Surgery There's fresh, new and intriguing questions that "Pancho" will attempt to answer and there is not total agreement on topics like needing permission to go into your in-law's fridge and if a woman broke a "1st Date Rule" by taking what her date said verbatum. More challenges to "Pancho's" stupidity with our Insane Game Show so play along and see if you're better than he is.

Here comes the heiffer down the wedding aisle...and I'm not talking about the bride, but the COW that the bride is riding to meet her groom! When 2 women from Moscow missed their Aeroflot flight, they didn't reschedule...they ran after the plane--in their stelettos. When high school kids play football in Arkansas, they play tough...with venomous snakes in their helmets...at least not on purpose! In this...the LAST episode of Season 7...the Midweek BONUS Episode... - URINATOR UPDATE! Police Arrested The Man Accused of Peeing On Fans At A Maryland Morgan Wallen Concert - CA Man On Probation For Grand Theft Caught Driving Stolen Car To Probation Officer - “Complete Stupidity”: MO Golfer Resigns After Faking Hole-In-1 At Tournament - Guac Around and Find Out—FL Man Caught Stealing $900 In Avocados - Man Breaks World Record Spinning 33 Hula-Hoops—UPSIDE DOWN - Thousands Flood Social Media With Funny Alibis for Man Accused of Cutting Down Flock Camera - Lavatory Layover: FL Man Caught Sleeping in Plane’s Lavatory During Maintenance Inspection - “Russian” to Make a Flight—Women RUN AFTER A Departing Plane On Tarmac - Airline Passenger Found With 200 Live Lizards STUFFED IN HIS CLOTHES - Over 15 Inmates In OH Prison Electrocuted—By MOTHER NATURE - CA Teen Takes Driver’s Test—In A $3 Million Bugatti Chiron Sports Car - Arkansas High School Football Player Practiced For An Hour Before Discovering a LIVE COTTONMOUTH SNAKE In His Helmet - Economist Inhales, Swallows A Fly During Live CNN Appearance - British Farmer’s Bride Rides Beloved Cow Down The Wedding Aisle - Florida Man Arrested After Speeding To Catch Cheating Girlfriend - A Massive Hairball The Size Of A Car And Made Of 161 Billion Hair Strands Rolls Through NYC - Grim Reaper Arrested After Hospital Appearance–ON THE ROOF - Homeless Man Shot During Break-In Sues Oregon Business Owner For $10 Million - Neighbor Fight Over Dog Poop Ends In Arrest - Sex Toy Is Responsible For Shutting Down Traffic In Washington, DC - Brawl In Fancy Steakhouse In Beverly Hills—Between 2 Women IN COMMANDO All the latest news spun with stupidity from the latest current events are in the Insane Week In Review and all the stupendous "winners" of stupidity are in this week's Genius Awards!

When your family doctor starts fooling around at a strip club then gets embroiled in a romantic relationship with the stripper, you know the lawsuits will be coming soon. No one is suing one FL restaurant for indecent exposure where diners are greeted by a host without the most...clothes, that is. As my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" explains, it's because everyone else inside the restaurant is dressed with less. Just keep your eyes on the menu. Moviegoers were keeing their noses plugged at one South American cinema at a stinky screening of Superman. Dozens ended up swinging themselves right out the exit, gagging as they left. In this Weekend Episode... - [A Piece of My Mind…] A $581 Million Project Was Rerouted to Protect Fictional Dobby's 'Grave' - Florida Steakhouse Offers Monthly Dining Experience...In The Buff - Memphis TV News Anchor Fell Asleep—LIVE On Air—After Sleepless Night With Teething Baby - Spider-Man Screening Cut Short By Mystery Flatulence Odor - Too Much Summer Buzz—Chinese Student Briefly Loses Hearing After Hours Of Cicada Noise While Camping - Scientists Use CRISPR To Genetically Create Hypoallergenic Dogs  - New Orleans Becomes 1st Major US City to Use AI for 911 Calls: 'The Worst Idea You Could Think Of' - Stripper Sues NY Family Doctor Over Affair And Broken Promises "Pancho" has no qualms giving his opinions on a couple of questions that were sent in this week about what to do when a tarot card reader discovered during a reading for someone that they had broken the law. Do the police get called or does client confidentiality come into play? And is it wrong for parents to padlock their fridge to keep their kids out? Play along with "Pancho" this week with our Insane Game Show to see if you guess a Van Halen question faster than he does!

It's a TV personality's worst nightmare. Saying something that you can never take back on live TV. And it was a "blowout" of a different kind for one QVC host. Some Comcast employees that scored the lowest on the sales chart at an Xfinity Store were getting "creamed". A man doing his laundry at an Ohio apartment got a little too comfortable with his wardrobe--or LACK of one. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... - Comcast Lawsuit Claims Underperforming Employees Were Tied Up, Hit With Cream Pies—ON CAMERA - KY Woman Arrested For Pointing AR-15 At KFC Employee Over Slow Drive-Thru - IL Jail Worker Hides Phone In Her Underwear For Inmate Boyfriend - Elderly MN Assisted Living Resident Has 18 Shots And A Beer Before Checkup - UK Man Has Not Slept In 10 Days—Due To WASP INVASION - A Naked and Hungry Wisconsin Woman Arrested For Stealing Ambulance - NY Woman Climbs Onto Moving Car During Cheating Confrontation - Pittsburgh Area Man With Munchies Crashes Into Police Car At McDonald's - Ohio Man Arrested For Doing Laundry While Naked - NC Mayor Arrested In His Own Town On 6 Felony Drug Charges - 1 Canadian Woman…12 Fake ID Names…No Luck during FL Traffic Stop - Murder Charges Filed On FL Man For Trying To CUT OFF Diver’s Air Supply - QVC Host Toni Brattin Goes Viral After Accidental NSFW On-Air Blunder - ‘Big Brother’ Contestant Lyric Medeiros Admits To Repeatedly Urinating In Shared Shower - Would-Be Robber Shoots Deli Worker in the Butt During Botched Holdup - PA Man Calls 911 For Ride Home After Losing $400 At A Casino - $#!t 'shoes' Designed To Be Used While On The “Throne” Are Selling Out - Iowa’s US Sen. Chuck Grassley Bids Farewell To “Beth”: His 49-y/o Vacuum - Spanish Woman Claiming To Own The Sun Sues eBay For Blocking Solar Property Sales - Georgia Man Hit A Woman With His Car After She Said "Good Morning" - CA Rich Kid Throws Fit After McLaren Is Turned Away From In-N-Out Get caught up with all the stupidity in the latest current event headlines with the Insane Week In Review and find out what stupidity was stupid enough to be christened with this week's Genius Awards!

If you can't find a partner worthy of a lifetime of matrimony, just take care of the job yourself. Which is what a UK woman did in Vegas when she concluded she would be the only one who would not betray her...so she went to a chapel to get married to...HERSELF. Some New Zealand metalheads went to a Devilskin concert and instead of getting covered in sweat in a moshpit, they got covered in poo and puke when someone shook a "log" out of their trousers. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", whipped out a fascinating story about a milestone in manhood replacement surgery that happened in Vietnam when a physician named Duong Duc Hung successfully took a tallywhacker from a brain-dead man & transplanted it onto a 43-y/o man, giving a whole new meaning to “rising from the dead.” In this Weekend Episode... - [A Piece of My Mind…] Nostalgia Keeps Americans Holding On To Belongings At Parents’ Homes - Coldplay Couple 2.0 Caught On A Bench In Central Park - UK Woman Marries Herself In Las Vegas Chapel…”to heal herself” - OH Funeral Home Gives Man The Wrong Ashes—Offered To Correct The Mishap After He Signed An NDA! - NY School District Pauses Plan to Deploy Humanlike AI Robot Teacher - New Zealand Metal Gig Descends Into Chaos After Mosh Pit Poop Incident - eBay Agrees To Pay $48.7M To Couple Terrorized By Former Employees - Vietnamese Hospital Completes Country’s 1st Successful Penis Transplant A woman is in a "funk" over her "annoying" husband that she loves and wrote in to "ASK PANCHO" what she should do to revive her 8 year marriage. Another woman seeks the sage wisdom from my Insane FL Nephew on whether the family dog can sleep on the bed or let her husband crate the animal in the basement. Play along with Pancho in this week's Insane Game Show & see if you can guess better than he can!

Texans are barking into sewer drains to break up a noisy romance the local frog population. A painter in Canada protests the US tariffs by painting a portrait of Trump...using horse hockey. Florida's infamous "junk man" sticks it to "the man" with a trophy celebrating 20 years of code violatons in the name of "freedom". It's the world gone stupid and you're about to enter it! In this Midweek BONUS Episode... - Montana Nurse Hikes 10 Miles With Trekking Pole IMPALED in His Side - Cops Were Called Over Barking Dogs—But Found Instead “Horny” FROGS - Bride-To-Be Accused of Setting Fire to Church Building While Preparing for Wedding - Starbucks Customers Outraged That CEO Earns Almost 1,800 Times More Than Hourly Workers - Drunk Dognapper Apologizes After Colorado Springs Man Shares Video Claiming Dog Was Stolen From His Backyard - Popeyes Self-Service Kiosk Tip Prompt Sparks “Tipping Fatigue” Backlash - California Woman Finds A Tooth In Her Dutch Bros Coffee - Outrage Over FL School District Bans Schoolgirls From Wearing Leggings - Florida Men Charged With Placing Hundred of Mothballs on Beach - FL Deputies arrest Superman-clad boat burglary suspect - Canadian Town Begins Cleanup Of Decades-Old Rotting Fish Sauce Stench - Canadian Painter Makes US President the “Horse’s Butt” Of A Joke With Horse Poop Portrait - Cheeseburger Hack On TikTok Divides Internet—McDonald’s Asks, “Just Why?” - Woman Exposes Her Father for Cheating on Her Mom–He Sends Her Cease and Desist Letter - A Beagle Named, “Scooter” Eats 2.5 POUNDS Of Gummy Worms - Professor’s Hidden AI Trap Catches 32 Out Of 35 Students Cheating - FL Nursing Aide Arrested After Taking Naked Photo Of 93-y/o Dementia Patient - Nebraska Man Shoots Himself While Filming Gun Tutorial Video - Pepsi's Latest Product Is Meant to Be Rubbed All Over Your Bod - A 350-Pound Teacher Learns Fate For Using Student As Stepping Stool - FL Man Builds 6-Ft. Butt Sculpture To Commemorate 1st Code Violation There's plenty of stupidity in the latest headlines from the recent current events in the Insane Week In Review as well as the "winners" featured in this week's Genius Awards!

Minnesota is offering kids as young as 4 "MyGender" dolls with swappable genitals and Gov. "Tampon" Tim Walz signed off on the measure. A couple in ME are getting millions from a lawsuit after the woman went under the knife to remove an ovarian cyst & came out missing her bladder. A man from Arizona chose to take advantace of "big sky" country in Colorado by locomotive surfing in the nude. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" came to the rescue of "Mrs. Pancho" when she faced a cockroach hiding in the overflow drain in her sink and found out roaches can get very "jumpy" when flushed out with hot water. In this Weekend Episode... - [A Piece of My Mind…] What’s It Like To Have A Good Job? Gen Z, Millennials, Gen X and Boomers Have Completely Different Ideas - Colorado Woman Buys Same Outfit As Mistress To Surprise Boyfriend - [SHOCKFACE] Scientists Find Cannibalism Is Bad For Your Health - GA Grandma Sells Recliner on Facebook Marketplace–Ends Up Livestreaming an Affair - Woman Wins $17M After Surgeon Removes Healthy Bladder by Mistake - North Dakota Men Sue Hospital After DNA Test Reveals They Were Switched At Birth—40 Years Ago - AZ Man Arrested After Riding Naked Atop Moving Train In Colorado - Dolls With Swappable Genitals Are Being Introduced to MN Kids As Young As 4 Pancho tackles a couple of questions with his sage wisdom on topics like whether it's okay to marry someone for their looks and if a sister who's crushing on her brother's best friend should ask for permission before asking for a date. Play along with "Pancho" as he painfully navigates this week's Insane Game Show and see if your gusses are better than his.

Enjoying a live concert has become a test of how much stupidity you can endure. Take the case of a family at a Morgan Wallen concert who were treated to a "golden shower" by a man standing behind them at the stadium show. The summer heat has caused discomfort in many ways...especially below the belt. But thanks to an Australian underwear company, now you can wear bamboo to keep your equipment cool and comfy. One lady on a Carnival cruise decided to use a fork during her dinner to scratch her itch. On her foot. That was covered in some kind of fungus. That killed the appetite for everyone around her. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... - A Pair of FL Principals Get “DUI Detention” After Traffic Stop - Woman Drives Around Completely Naked—In a Car Full of Weed and Modified Firearms - FL Man Named, “Spearman” Arrested For Showing His “Spear” To Woman At Lowe’s - IN Man Charged For Shooting A Bag of Coffee After Posting Video - Morgan Wallen Fan “Pissed Off” After A Man Pissed ON His Family At A Baltimore Concert - FL Garbage Trucks Were Being Considered To Be Used For Surveillance - A Time Traveler from 2045 Delivers Predictions for the Next Several Years - UNDERWEAR: A New Way to Avoid Chafing—Bamboo Boxers Battle Butt Burn - Man Leaves Jail, Tarantulas Leave Home, Girlfriend Charged With Theft - Forget Bingo...This 82-y/o Grandma Found a Pole–And She’s Got Grip! - Late Night Brawl Breaks Out at Sacramento, CA In-N-Out Burger - Naked Woman Attacks Her Mom with Hand Saw–Hits Her with Pickup Truck - FL Police Chief Resigns After Alleged Affair With Suspect's Wife - Venture Capitalist Spends $10,000 On Beard Transplant - Alleged Massachusetts 'Mime' Stalker Strips To Underwear, Slathers Self In Cooking Oil - Residents Jolted Out Of A Sunday Sleep-In By Horn-Honking Bear - Forget “Ding-Dong-Dash”, A FL Gator Wants To Play “Ding-Dong-CHOMP” - A Traffic DILL-ay in Ohio After Truck Loaded With Pickles Topples Over - Toe-tally Disgusting: Carnival Cruise Responds To "Foot Fungus Lady" On Video Using A Fork For FOOT CARE - Worker Rescued After Getting Stranded 130 Ft. Up INSIDE Gas Station Sign - Towel-Headed FL Man Breaks Into Neighbor’s Home For Lime And Tequila There's plenty of stupidity from the latest headlines and you're up to speed with this week's Insane Week In Review as well as getting up close and personal with our weekly "winners" in stupidity from the Genius Awards!

There's always someone for everyone and a Goth couple found the perfect place to wed each other...in front of a blooming "Corpse Flower". US Senator Chuck Schumer found the perfect place to let one rip...live on C-SPAN as he was "ripping" on the President. A lady in need of a new wallet found just what she was looking for at a second-hand store...including the remains of Uncle Joe...right behind the credit card slots. You won't find my Insane FL Nephew with me this week...and you won't find me either because even though stupidity never takes a vacation, I do. So, you're getting the BONUS stupidity that's reserved for the Midweek in place of the regular episode. But don't worry...we'll all be back next week! In this Vacation Week Episode... - Huge Mass Inside A Woman’s Stomach Was DISSOLVED By Diet Coke - TN Couple Arrested After Dollar General Robbery Turns Into Employee Appreciation Event - FL Man Calls Police About A 1987 Murder—Then Gets Arrested for It - A Live Squirrel Was Mailed to Meta Offices In Thailand—Chaos Ensues - FL Woman Inhales Laughing Gas—Refuses To Leave Rideshare—So Driver Drops Her Off At The Police Barracks - Museum Covers Floor In 800-lbs. Of Peanut Butter Honoring Dutch Artist - Crazy Naked man jailed after a PA apartment hallway outburst - 82-y/o NC Woman Survives 9 Days Trapped In A Bathtub After Falling - Indiana Zoo Exhibit Cleared After “Wile E. Wildebeest” Escapes - A Hungry Connecticut Snack-Grabber Grounds Airline Flight From NY - Luxury Grocery Store Erewhon Announces $12 Cup of 'Sacred Water' - Illinois Man’s Date Goes Viral Because She Wants $120 Pedicure! - Wallet Purchased By NC Woman Found To Have HUMAN ASHES Inside - Ontario Provincial Police Remind Public: Don’t Bring Grenades To The Station - Only in FL Will A Restaurant Accept Pythons As Payment For Pizza - FL Man Arrested After Getting Upset That No One Would Pet His Dog–Or HIM - Chuck Schumer Rips a Fart While “Ripping” On Trump on the Senate Floor - FL Woman Gets X-Rated New License Plate–SQZ A55–But DO NOT Try to SQZ Her A55! - Southern CA Goth Couple Marries In Front Of The Corpse Flower - Humanoid Robots Get Married In Moscow Library - Natural Light Unveils The CoolShed For Backyard Beer Drinkers And as part of this week's Vacation Episode, you'll be updated on the stupidity in the latest current events with the Insane Week In Review and meed our 7 stupendous "winners" for this week's Genius Awards!

It's not everyday a shopper dies in the baking aisle at the supermarket and it's not everyday a supermarket has to deal with a corpse by the dairy case. But one grocery chain in CA dealt with death by surrounding the body with shopping carts & patio umbrellas. Dating apps are supposed to introduce you to a potential life partner, but one man found out it introduced his ex to his apartment for some rearranging. There's been stories of people falling into vault toilets trying to retrieve sunglasses or a cell phone. But my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" thinks that there is no explanation as to why a man had to be cut out of a porta-potty with chainsaws after being trapped under the seat. In this Weekend Episode... - [A Piece of My Mind…] Waffle House ‘incident response kit’ contains emergency items for after-hours chaos - TX Woman's Pole Dancing Practice Triggers Apartment Flood - Dating App Girlfriend Breaks Into Man’s Home—Rearranges His House - Well This Literally Sucks—FL Man Found Guilty Of Vacuum Cleaner Sex - You Can Now Rent Someone to Barbecue With if You’re Lonely - Employees Say CA Vons Grocery Stayed Open For Hours After Customer Died In Aisle - Japanese Woman Arrested After Allegedly Sewing Housemate’s Lips Shut - Man Trapped Under Porta-Potty Seat Rescued by Firefighters Pancho has a couple of questions that didn't need much thought in answering in regards to whether a landlord has the right to snoop on tenants to see if they are damaging the property and whether a woman should reveal the secret of a man she met in a meet-up group to other women. Play along with Pancho in the weekly Insane Game Show and see if you can guess the stupidity better than he can!

It seems that some people aren't concerned about the atmosphere around their bodies, especially when gamers have to be reminded to shower before competing in a tournament. Same goes for a health club member who had to be banned for his B.O. And if that wasn't a big enough stink, the USA has seen an "explosion" of "explosive diarrhea" from the Cyclospora parasite that has found its way into our food supply. And there's plenty more stupidity exploding from this week's Midweek Bonus Episode. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... - Oregon Game Store Suspends Yu-Gi-Oh Tournaments Over Hygiene Complaints - FL Man Flags An UBER To Flee Cops After Rear-Ending Another Car - Fitness Influencer Sparks Backlash Over Yoga In Airplane Aisle - Mayor of San Pedro Huamelula in Oaxaca, Mexico Renews Wedding Vows—With A Giant Female Caiman - Runners completes UK half-marathon dressed as caterpillar - Teleportation Scientist With Ties to Secret Experiments At UFO-Linked NM Lab—MISSING - Bangkok Restaurant's Beef Broth Has Been Simmering Continuously Since 1974 - Family Sued By HOA After Raising Fence To Stop Coyotes From Killing Their Goats - Man’s Body Odor Earns Him Lifetime Ban From Health Club - CA Wheelchair Bandit Rolls Away After Pasadena Bank Robbery - Church's Chicken Thief Gets STUCK Trying To Climb Back Over Counter - Scientists Accidentally Made A Healthier BEER—But Not By Much - COMING SOON—World’s 1st All-Robot-Staffed Hotel…In China - Passerby’s Alert Leads TX Rescuers to Woman Trapped In Sewage Ravine - An “Explosive” Surge Of A Stomach Bug Causing The “Backdoor Trots” - FL Man vs. Gator: Guess Who Won? - MO Man Rearrested Wearing T-Shirt From His Own Bail Bond Company - A West Virginia Town Just Fired Its Entire Police Force - Sex Offender Led Police On 85-mph Chase Without Ever Dropping His Vape - A 4,000-y/o Clay Tablet Captures Kid Whining That His Mom’s Homemade Clothes Aren’t “Cool” Enough - TX Man’s Date Claims To Be A Werewolf/Vampire—Woke Up Next Morning Finding His Neck RED More stupidity from the latest current event headlines in our Insane Week In Review and we are introduced to another 7 "winners" of stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awards!