Some people who drink too much hard soda might start to see things. Mt. Dew will pay you $1M to see things THEN drink hard soda. Would you drink beer that tastes like candy corn for Halloween? Or would you rather drink candy corn beer dressed like an orange slice? It's not a good idea to wait until you're under the covers with your mate to "let one rip". One man went from a fart to a felony when he did. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... - Coach Brings Frat Bros To Heckle His LSU Players Before Ole Miss Game - Shoplifter Banned From Walmart Arrested For—Shoplifting From Walmart…Again - You’ve Seen Bigfoot? Prove It & Win $1M From Hard Mt. Dew - Needle Little Help? Doctors Scanned A Man’s Chest and Found a Sewing Needle in His Heart - Brewing Up A CORNY Idea: Shock Top and Spirit Halloween Brew Up Shock Top Candy Corn BEER - Woman Tied Man To Tree, Hacked Off Finger And Tattooed His Forehead - ‘Where’s my momma?’ Detroit Funeral Home Cremated Wrong Woman, Presented Another Body - Man Spray-Painted A Courthouse Claiming They Ruined His Life - Woman Rescued After Falling Into An Abandoned Cesspool In Her Own Backyard - Fart ASSault: FL Man Attacks Girlfriend After Being Asked To Not Fart In Bed - Mechanic Drag Races Marked OH Police SUV—Gets Roasted by Sheriff’s Office - FL Woman “Assults” School Bus Driver With Water Bottle For Not Picking Up Her Daughter - Batman’s Real-Life Manor Now Overrun With Actual Bats - FL Man And His Dog Attacked By Blade-Wielding “Stabby Crab” - WV Woman Leaves Child Behind Following Single-Vehicle Car Crash - FL Man’s LEGO Theft Plan Hits a Brick Wall Following A Pursuit Near Jacksonville, FL - 2025 Powerball Winner Arrested For 5th Time Since $167 Million Jackpot - Man Sets Off Live Fireworks On A Grocery Store Shelf—As A Challenge - MO College Student Confesses To Vandalizing 17 Vehicles To ChatGPT - FL Woman Throws Glass Jar Of Vegan Mayo At Victim During Road Rage Incident - Let ‘Er RIP! Selena Gomez’s Husband, Benny Blanco, Says Love Means Farting Freely Another week of stupid headlines and I've got the stupid spin on all of them with the Insane Week In Review as well as all the stupendious stupidity on display from our 7 weekly winners of the Genius Awards!