If you can't find a partner worthy of a lifetime of matrimony, just take care of the job yourself. Which is what a UK woman did in Vegas when she concluded she would be the only one who would not betray her...so she went to a chapel to get married to...HERSELF. Some New Zealand metalheads went to a Devilskin concert and instead of getting covered in sweat in a moshpit, they got covered in poo and puke when someone shook a "log" out of their trousers. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", whipped out a fascinating story about a milestone in manhood replacement surgery that happened in Vietnam when a physician named Duong Duc Hung successfully took a tallywhacker from a brain-dead man & transplanted it onto a 43-y/o man, giving a whole new meaning to “rising from the dead.” In this Weekend Episode... - [A Piece of My Mind…] Nostalgia Keeps Americans Holding On To Belongings At Parents’ Homes - Coldplay Couple 2.0 Caught On A Bench In Central Park - UK Woman Marries Herself In Las Vegas Chapel…”to heal herself” - OH Funeral Home Gives Man The Wrong Ashes—Offered To Correct The Mishap After He Signed An NDA! - NY School District Pauses Plan to Deploy Humanlike AI Robot Teacher - New Zealand Metal Gig Descends Into Chaos After Mosh Pit Poop Incident - eBay Agrees To Pay $48.7M To Couple Terrorized By Former Employees - Vietnamese Hospital Completes Country’s 1st Successful Penis Transplant A woman is in a "funk" over her "annoying" husband that she loves and wrote in to "ASK PANCHO" what she should do to revive her 8 year marriage. Another woman seeks the sage wisdom from my Insane FL Nephew on whether the family dog can sleep on the bed or let her husband crate the animal in the basement. Play along with Pancho in this week's Insane Game Show & see if you can guess better than he can!