Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
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January 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
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Shameful and not even slightly surprising
January 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Shameful and not even slightly surprising
Daily #1904- Slightly Blue
December 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Daily #1904- Slightly Blue
Putin’s English has gotten slightly better.
April 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Putin’s English has gotten slightly better.
Previously on (slightly delayed) Digimon:
April 6, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Previously on (slightly delayed) Digimon:
Daily #1905- Slightly Green
December 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Daily #1905- Slightly Green
"down slightly" ???
December 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"down slightly" ???
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Slightly milkier version!
Slightly milkier version!
September 23, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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Slightly milkier version!
Slightly milkier version!
Daily #1903- Slightly Red
December 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Daily #1903- Slightly Red
Daily #2008 - Slightly tangled
April 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Daily #2008 - Slightly tangled
Poll: 96% Of Bands Looking For Slightly Better Drummer https://theonion.com/poll-96-of-bands-looking-for-slightly-better-drummer-1819573358/
March 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Poll: 96% Of Bands Looking For Slightly Better Drummer https://theonion.com/poll-96-of-bands-looking-for-slightly-better-drummer-1819573358/
Jeff Bezos: “The Washington Post is slightly modifying our editorials. The Proud Boys will write them now.”
March 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Jeff Bezos: “The Washington Post is slightly modifying our editorials. The Proud Boys will write them now.”
Merry (Slightly belated) Christmas!
December 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Merry (Slightly belated) Christmas!
PoV : yore abowt to be menased
May 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
PoV : yore abowt to be menased
imagine being accidentally added to a second, slightly smaller group chat where they're talking about how to handle this scandal
March 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
imagine being accidentally added to a second, slightly smaller group chat where they're talking about how to handle this scandal
Snickers (but slightly bigger)
April 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Snickers (but slightly bigger)
guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies
March 14, 2026 at 3:35 AM
guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies
A slightly damp Tufted Titmouse waits for a peanut to be offered on a rainy day.
September 26, 2026 at 9:13 PM
A slightly damp Tufted Titmouse waits for a peanut to be offered on a rainy day.
Daily #1774 - Slightly drooly, but still cute
August 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Daily #1774 - Slightly drooly, but still cute
Khepera with slightly different patterns
December 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Khepera with slightly different patterns
You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.
SUBWAY GUY DID NOTHING WRONG
AG Bondi says a DOJ employee has been fired after he was arrested for allegedly throwing a wrapped Subway sandwich at a federal law enforcement officer in Washington, D.C.
Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN
Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN
August 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.