#Slower
Gorp but slower.
March 9, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Our justice system is slower than glaciers.
January 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Looking back at a decade of tech innovations

2013: Blockchain! It's a like a database, but slower and worse!
2016: VR! It's like monitors, but slower and worse!
2021: NFTs! It's like pictures, but slower and worse!
2023: AI! It's like algorithms, but slower and worse!
January 7, 2024 at 6:38 PM
working slower on art, rendering the boy (WIP)
July 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Hauling her enormous body down narrow hallways, slower and slower, tighter and tighter. Suit rubbing along cool metal. A gluttonous trap!
February 23, 2026 at 1:04 AM
i think california should count the ballots slower
June 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Jill's bit slower than usual
June 27, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Little slower. <#>
June 20, 2026 at 1:18 AM
microdosing a nap by blinking slower
May 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Grok singing "Kill the Boer" in a slower and slower tempo.
May 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
For all the slower people...
March 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
"Mercy is just a slower cut."

Making Fomoria characters for paper minis!

#fomoria
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
metabolism is getting slower, preys getting harder to eat and digest 😔
April 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
a spell for the summer: slow, and slower
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
his waddling is getting slower and slower by the second, i dont think hes getting very far

C🎨 for @blimpedbeast.bsky.social
March 5, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Mark Carney, "The lessons of Brexit are beginning to be applied to the US"

"When you break trading relationships you end up with slower growth"
April 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
parallelized my code and now it runs slower 👍
March 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Older. Slower. Perfect
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Annual neighborhood Turkey Trot 10K: 48:38, a little slower than last year, which was a little slower than the prior year. Still grateful I can do it, and for the 16 other old bastards in my age group slower than I am.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Even if transit is slower than driving for a trip, it really matters whether it’s just a little slower or a lot slower.
April 1, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Say it again; and slower.
April 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
is the "vibe coding" also why blusky tabs get slower and slower in firefox, to the point where you have noticable lag when typing?
April 18, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Imagine me moving slower just to drive you crazy😏
July 27, 2026 at 12:22 PM
"nothing ever happens" theory replaced with "things get worse, but slower" theory
May 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM