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Catherine Connolly skipped parts of Ulysses #Smearthebejaysus #Smearthebejaysis
October 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Catherine Connolly pronounces it ‘scone’.

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October 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Someone told me Catherine Connolly replies to long text messages with a '👍'

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October 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Catherine Connolly only says "bye" once at the end of a phonecall.
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October 11, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Catherine Connolly always forgets to turn off the immersion 😱 #smearthebejaysis
October 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I was mopping the floor and Catherine Connelly had to walk over it and DIDN'T do a weird tippy tappy walk to show she didn't want to be doing it.
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October 11, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I heard Catherine Connolly once put the empty sweet wrappers back in the box.
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October 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Catherine Connolly thinks "Saint Patty's Day" is acceptable. #SmearTheBejaysus #SmearTheBejaysis
October 11, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I saw Catherine Connolly label a pan au chocolat as a plain croissant in the self checkout
October 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Peig is Catherine Connolly's fault.

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October 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Catherine Connolly has no bank account.

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Catherine Connolly makes unnecessary journeys.
I saw Catherine Connolly watch an ambulance pass by and she didn't bless herself.
October 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I'm loving these Catherine Connolly posts. We should use a hashtag for them ? #SmearTheBejaysis #SpeirGorm
Catherine Connolly didn't raise her index finger from the steering wheel to acknowledge me when I pulled in to let her continue on!
Catherine Connolly never thanked the driver when she got off bus 10 years ago.
October 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Catherine Connolly leaves the knife out after buttering the toast.
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October 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I heard Catherine Connolly once met a dog and didn’t rub its head and say ‘Who’s a good dog?’

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Catherine Connolly never flashed her hazards to say thank you when I pulled over to the hard shoulder to let her pass coming out of Oilgate last Thursday
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October 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I heard Catherine Connolly didn’t get in last night til ten past the eleven

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October 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
A barman told me that Catherine Connolly puts blackcurrant in her Guinness. #SmearTheBejaysis #speirgorm
October 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Catherine Connolly makes unnecessary journeys.
I saw Catherine Connolly watch an ambulance pass by and she didn't bless herself.
October 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Connolly refers to her husband has her "hubby" and her dog as her "baby"

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October 11, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I heard Catherine Connolly ALWAYS uses the big light in EVERY room in the house, day or night!

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October 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I heard Catherine Connolly believes that Leitrim actually exists

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October 11, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Catherine Connolly takes the decorations down on Stephenses Day
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Catherine Connolly takes out the wrong bin on purpose to throw her neighbours off then in the dead of night she puts out the right one
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Catherine Connolly once left her bins out beside the kerb for a whole day.
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October 11, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Catherine Connolly has got notions
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October 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Catherine Connolly calls it Boxing Day.

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Catherine Connolly took the horse to France.

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Catherine Connolly prefers Nordie Taytos to Free Statyos.

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October 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Catherine Connolly calls a fringe "bangs". #smearthebejaysis
October 12, 2025 at 7:13 AM
catherine connolly once said to me "i will yeah" and then she did
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October 11, 2025 at 10:31 AM