Lol. Smoothbrain go brrrrrrrrrr
November 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Lol. Smoothbrain go brrrrrrrrrr
my smoothbrain take is very simple: if your website or readme has the slop stench im closing the tab
if you cant be bothered to even write a readme or hire a guy to build a website i cant be bothered to pay attention
if you cant be bothered to even write a readme or hire a guy to build a website i cant be bothered to pay attention
November 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
my smoothbrain take is very simple: if your website or readme has the slop stench im closing the tab
if you cant be bothered to even write a readme or hire a guy to build a website i cant be bothered to pay attention
if you cant be bothered to even write a readme or hire a guy to build a website i cant be bothered to pay attention
Unfortunately he’s gotten a bit smoothbrain centrist now, Em of ten years ago surely would have done a concert for Abdul by now
November 3, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Unfortunately he’s gotten a bit smoothbrain centrist now, Em of ten years ago surely would have done a concert for Abdul by now
mate, you could get kids to eat rocks if they see some smoothbrain on TikTok do it
November 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM
mate, you could get kids to eat rocks if they see some smoothbrain on TikTok do it
Jimmy Smoothbrain more like it
October 30, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Jimmy Smoothbrain more like it
It means her objection was literally never antisemitism, smoothbrain. She's shacking up with the nazis.
November 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
It means her objection was literally never antisemitism, smoothbrain. She's shacking up with the nazis.
Bro your analogies are complete dogshit that dont make any sense. Youre dumb as fuck and trying so hard to defend yourself on a stance that just isn't defendable. What fucking drugs are you on that you think a transphobe of EITHER party is goong to take trans concerns serious? Fucking smoothbrain
November 1, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Bro your analogies are complete dogshit that dont make any sense. Youre dumb as fuck and trying so hard to defend yourself on a stance that just isn't defendable. What fucking drugs are you on that you think a transphobe of EITHER party is goong to take trans concerns serious? Fucking smoothbrain
The name of the channel doesn’t excuse the smoothbrain dipshit from my anger.
October 31, 2026 at 8:45 PM
The name of the channel doesn’t excuse the smoothbrain dipshit from my anger.
this is different from smoothbrain feel, which is what you get from feeds on X, the everything app
October 30, 2026 at 4:49 AM
this is different from smoothbrain feel, which is what you get from feeds on X, the everything app
Are you a fucking idiot ?
You posted this, his proposal.
I am pointing out that his proposal, the one you posted about, is exactly what Putin asks.
Stop being a braindead smoothbrain simping for a very well known tankie.
bsky.app/profile/reap...
You posted this, his proposal.
I am pointing out that his proposal, the one you posted about, is exactly what Putin asks.
Stop being a braindead smoothbrain simping for a very well known tankie.
bsky.app/profile/reap...
Also his proposed solution was for Russia to withdraw from every single Ukrainian piece of land in exchange for Ukraine not joining NATO, similar to Finland with NATO during the cold war.
It's not a bad deal, all things considered.
It's not a bad deal, all things considered.
November 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Are you a fucking idiot ?
You posted this, his proposal.
I am pointing out that his proposal, the one you posted about, is exactly what Putin asks.
Stop being a braindead smoothbrain simping for a very well known tankie.
bsky.app/profile/reap...
You posted this, his proposal.
I am pointing out that his proposal, the one you posted about, is exactly what Putin asks.
Stop being a braindead smoothbrain simping for a very well known tankie.
bsky.app/profile/reap...
bell curve meme:
smoothbrain: "wow IDM"
soyjak: "noooo calling some dance music 'intelligent' is elitist!!!!"
archmage: "wow IDM"
smoothbrain: "wow IDM"
soyjak: "noooo calling some dance music 'intelligent' is elitist!!!!"
archmage: "wow IDM"
October 28, 2026 at 2:50 PM
bell curve meme:
smoothbrain: "wow IDM"
soyjak: "noooo calling some dance music 'intelligent' is elitist!!!!"
archmage: "wow IDM"
smoothbrain: "wow IDM"
soyjak: "noooo calling some dance music 'intelligent' is elitist!!!!"
archmage: "wow IDM"
November 5, 2026 at 8:58 AM
limited by generaly being a bit of a smoothbrain but genuanly can use magic... mostly uses it to get snacks not knowing where they come from
October 26, 2026 at 7:50 PM
limited by generaly being a bit of a smoothbrain but genuanly can use magic... mostly uses it to get snacks not knowing where they come from
Maybe it’s just neurotypicals being typical smoothbrain helpless neurotypicals idk. istg the average nt has nothing but dust floating around in there and no sense of independence
October 24, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Maybe it’s just neurotypicals being typical smoothbrain helpless neurotypicals idk. istg the average nt has nothing but dust floating around in there and no sense of independence
[re: dark, ukpol, tech]
Haider loves the way there's absolutely no possibility of escape.
Kaylee finds the prospect quite amusing.
Haider loves the way there's absolutely no possibility of escape.
Kaylee finds the prospect quite amusing.
October 27, 2026 at 9:34 AM
[re: dark, ukpol, tech]
Haider loves the way there's absolutely no possibility of escape.
Kaylee finds the prospect quite amusing.
Haider loves the way there's absolutely no possibility of escape.
Kaylee finds the prospect quite amusing.
May as well just go all in - "Hey, smoothbrain. Give me a dollar."
October 24, 2026 at 4:18 PM
May as well just go all in - "Hey, smoothbrain. Give me a dollar."
Video game dev: We had to fine tune the enemy AI so that it'd act accordingly.
Social Media Smoothbrain: YOUR GAME USES AI?? 🙄
Social Media Smoothbrain: YOUR GAME USES AI?? 🙄
October 22, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Video game dev: We had to fine tune the enemy AI so that it'd act accordingly.
Social Media Smoothbrain: YOUR GAME USES AI?? 🙄
Social Media Smoothbrain: YOUR GAME USES AI?? 🙄
I tutor a wonderful woman in western Ukraine in English over the Internet. We could. not meet on Monday because the electricity in her village was knocked out by the Russians.
Witkoff's words to Putin just mortified me. She and the whole world knows what that smoothbrain said to Putin.
#NAFO
Witkoff's words to Putin just mortified me. She and the whole world knows what that smoothbrain said to Putin.
#NAFO
Top Trump Aide Steve Witkoff, to Vladimir Putin:
"You talk so much about Trump being a humanitarian, you are a humanitarian also, sir. I salute you, and I commend you."
"You talk so much about Trump being a humanitarian, you are a humanitarian also, sir. I salute you, and I commend you."
October 22, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I tutor a wonderful woman in western Ukraine in English over the Internet. We could. not meet on Monday because the electricity in her village was knocked out by the Russians.
Witkoff's words to Putin just mortified me. She and the whole world knows what that smoothbrain said to Putin.
#NAFO
Witkoff's words to Putin just mortified me. She and the whole world knows what that smoothbrain said to Putin.
#NAFO
Smoothbrain thinking writ large
October 22, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Smoothbrain thinking writ large
If you were dumb enough to think that these people are aping to get a free phone and not sending a message to billionaire CEOS and small-dick politicians, congratulations! You may be experiencing peak neoliberal smoothbrain™️
If you were dumb enough to loot an Apple Store in France, congratulations! The phone is bricked, and the message reads: “Return this device to Apple. This device has been disabled and is being tracked. Local authorities will be alerted.”
www.ndtv.com/world-news/l...
www.ndtv.com/world-news/l...
October 22, 2026 at 4:14 PM
If you were dumb enough to think that these people are aping to get a free phone and not sending a message to billionaire CEOS and small-dick politicians, congratulations! You may be experiencing peak neoliberal smoothbrain™️
"Ball 2." ...I can't even get angry, it's that level of smoothbrain.
"Hey, do you want to spend $20-50 on a ball with A.I. in it?"
"...no, I want to spend, like, a buck on a ball from the grocery store with air in it."
"Hey, do you want to spend $20-50 on a ball with A.I. in it?"
"...no, I want to spend, like, a buck on a ball from the grocery store with air in it."
MrBeast Invests Quarter Mill On AI-Powered 'Ball 2' On Shark Tank
Mr. Wonderful inversely appeared uninterested in the foam orb, not seeing how it could distinguish itself among other, more popular balls
kotaku.com
October 19, 2026 at 10:47 AM
"Ball 2." ...I can't even get angry, it's that level of smoothbrain.
"Hey, do you want to spend $20-50 on a ball with A.I. in it?"
"...no, I want to spend, like, a buck on a ball from the grocery store with air in it."
"Hey, do you want to spend $20-50 on a ball with A.I. in it?"
"...no, I want to spend, like, a buck on a ball from the grocery store with air in it."
Oh, you mean Baby Smoothbrain Simpleton III?
Yeah, this tracks for him. He has the worst takes.
Yeah, this tracks for him. He has the worst takes.
October 18, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Oh, you mean Baby Smoothbrain Simpleton III?
Yeah, this tracks for him. He has the worst takes.
Yeah, this tracks for him. He has the worst takes.
There is a certain level of smoothbrain that always wants to suggest any person who replies to them negatively is ‘crying’.
It’s weird.
It’s weird.
October 18, 2026 at 3:10 AM
There is a certain level of smoothbrain that always wants to suggest any person who replies to them negatively is ‘crying’.
It’s weird.
It’s weird.