new snakehandling just dropped

*old snakehandling rebooted, I bet there's hundreds of us just on Bluesky

Decked the halls w/ @dramaticpaws.bsky.social

#christmas #christmastree #snakehandling #🎄 #🐍

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The thing that’s so fascinating about an American Pope is that, generally speaking, American nuns are cool and American priests are weird, wannabe protestants who see “Latin” as their personal form of snakehandling.

Uh oh, back to snakehandling evangelicalism for JD

At least snakehandling is in the Bible, AR-15s aren't

The rattlesnakes are out! 🐍 Keep your ears and eyes open.
#Animals #snakes #phoenix #arizona #rattlesnake #herpetology #wildlife #SnakeHandling

Definitely curious enough to see if our not Presbyterian/methodist/baptist/catholic Christian churches do snakehandling now.
People here tend to HATE rattlensakes, but I'm curious enough to check now
#xfileslive

ENHANCE

#snakes #snakehandling #Appalachian #serpenthandling #pentacostal #holinesschurch

A celebratory cake because I met my first deadline for THE SERPENT ON THE MOUNTAIN! I think more of my heart is in this book than any other I’ve written, and I’m so excited for it to be out in the world next year.
#mgbooks #historicalfiction #snakehandling #appalachia #magic #kidlit #middlegrade

"Genesis 3:4" by Rachel More — a stunning story of faith, snakes, and sacred performance.

https://sanantonioreview.org/2026/07/24/genesis-34/

#Fiction #Appalachia #SnakeHandling #SanAntonioReview

It's either snakehandling/laying on of hands or [to the Literal Pope] "who died and made you the Pope??"

I grew up Catholic, and much of my moral life is still influenced by that upbringing. And one of the major things they hammered home to me was the "preferential option for the poor." People like Vance, these carpetbagger converts from snakehandling cults, know nothing of true Catholic teaching.

Celebrating visits to "Church of the Lord Jesus with signs following," famous for their snake handling worship services and "Big Spy Mountain " overlook on the Blue Ridge Parkway in Virginia
Visited both in another life.
#watercolor #UrbanSketching #Jolo #SnakeHandling #BlueRidgeParkway

The lord works in mysterious ways. Probably because most people worship made-up bullshit.

#snakehandler
#snakehandling is the only proper true patriotic USA version of Xtianity.

#Trust

Another classic: Butthole Surfers' "Dum Dum" dubbed over dancing Pentacostal snake handlers.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pp7...

#punk #ButtholeSurfers #satire #snakehandling #pentacostal

Both cults are weird. Is Ali doing any snakehandling?

Tell me you’ve never met someone Catholic but your snakehandling friends have Definite Thoughts.

I don't know, his Catholicism and love for Tolkien seem like devil stuff to a lot of decent Chreestians.

#Snakehandlers: call your representatives and let them know that #Snakehandling is the only choice for usa's officially accepted sect of #Christianity

Prove your devotion!

#Amen 🐍

Is this book part of the batshit crazy series?

"Snakehandling for chickens"

"Computers, the Antichrist's connection to you"

"Oligarchs, God's gifts"

Oh the snakehandling Pentecostals are also bonkers, but they're usually not handling anything more exotic than a rattlesnake. Most hospitals can get ahold of that antivenom.

This dude was fucking around with an Australian species that's many times more poisonous than the nastiest rattler.

Tom this is so creepy and good