come on, they even got to Snapple Facts?!
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December 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
come on, they even got to Snapple Facts?!
Snapple: neat little trivia nugget
Vitamin Water: fuck around and catch a misdemeanor
Vitamin Water: fuck around and catch a misdemeanor
August 18, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Snapple: neat little trivia nugget
Vitamin Water: fuck around and catch a misdemeanor
Vitamin Water: fuck around and catch a misdemeanor
Mocktails are fun because it's like when else would you get the chance to pay thirteen dollars for Snapple?
October 20, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Mocktails are fun because it's like when else would you get the chance to pay thirteen dollars for Snapple?
April 4, 2026 at 4:01 PM
snapple and the snapple has adderall in it
Book club discussion that I need your input on: what would you put in your fantasy vending machine? Beverages only, can be in any container, alcoholic or non
April 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
snapple and the snapple has adderall in it
New celebrity brand collab idea: Snapple Roan
September 26, 2026 at 12:52 PM
New celebrity brand collab idea: Snapple Roan
This is the face of a man who i will ask why there is no snapple in the fridge on the all hands
September 25, 2026 at 12:25 PM
This is the face of a man who i will ask why there is no snapple in the fridge on the all hands
Having a raspberry ice tea Snapple
August 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Having a raspberry ice tea Snapple
Snapple died the day they killed this one off. Until Mint Snapple
is restored there can be no harmony in this forsaken timeline
is restored there can be no harmony in this forsaken timeline
Snapple Mint Iced Tea (1987-2007): This mint-infused iced teas was one of Snapple's original varieties, and was solidly popular for nearly 20 years before being given the axe as part of an effort to shake up their product line. Briefly revived as a special limited-edition item in 2009.
April 15, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Snapple died the day they killed this one off. Until Mint Snapple
is restored there can be no harmony in this forsaken timeline
is restored there can be no harmony in this forsaken timeline
Snapple Cantaloupe Cocktail (1995-1997): A juice cocktail beverage (less than 25% fruit) made with white grape, apple, lemon, and most prominently, cantaloupe, juices from concentrate.
June 16, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Snapple Cantaloupe Cocktail (1995-1997): A juice cocktail beverage (less than 25% fruit) made with white grape, apple, lemon, and most prominently, cantaloupe, juices from concentrate.
storing all of my ancestral spirits in old snapple bottles
February 11, 2026 at 12:32 PM
storing all of my ancestral spirits in old snapple bottles
Snapple fruit punch is so gross dude
Also snapple in general was better in glass bottles
Also snapple in general was better in glass bottles
May 18, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Snapple fruit punch is so gross dude
Also snapple in general was better in glass bottles
Also snapple in general was better in glass bottles
Snapple also marketed Cantaloupe Cocktail as "Ralph's Cantaloupe Cocktail" early in its run. This was to honor a Snapple superfan, Ralph Orfino, who lived in Yonkers and frequently wrote to Snapple to suggest this flavor, until they made it a reality, and was featured in TV spots for the drink
June 16, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Snapple also marketed Cantaloupe Cocktail as "Ralph's Cantaloupe Cocktail" early in its run. This was to honor a Snapple superfan, Ralph Orfino, who lived in Yonkers and frequently wrote to Snapple to suggest this flavor, until they made it a reality, and was featured in TV spots for the drink
It’s time to record Better Offline…
January 19, 2026 at 8:38 PM
It’s time to record Better Offline…
And Snapple only gives it to you after you buy and open it. Vitamin Water is yelling it at anyone just walking by.
August 18, 2026 at 3:22 PM
And Snapple only gives it to you after you buy and open it. Vitamin Water is yelling it at anyone just walking by.
But the other tribesmen now have a yearning desire to know why there is no more diet peach snapple in the microkitchens
Especially if other diet snapple flavors have survived the cull
I'm not even in the tribe and I want to know
This is how kingdoms are lost, for the want of a snapple
Especially if other diet snapple flavors have survived the cull
I'm not even in the tribe and I want to know
This is how kingdoms are lost, for the want of a snapple
August 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
But the other tribesmen now have a yearning desire to know why there is no more diet peach snapple in the microkitchens
Especially if other diet snapple flavors have survived the cull
I'm not even in the tribe and I want to know
This is how kingdoms are lost, for the want of a snapple
Especially if other diet snapple flavors have survived the cull
I'm not even in the tribe and I want to know
This is how kingdoms are lost, for the want of a snapple
I’ve started baking when I’m angry and/or frustrated, and so far today I’ve made two trays of scornbread, a batch of blueberry huff-and-puffins, and one I’m about to Snapple pie
February 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I’ve started baking when I’m angry and/or frustrated, and so far today I’ve made two trays of scornbread, a batch of blueberry huff-and-puffins, and one I’m about to Snapple pie
Diet Peach Snapple is probably not the cheapest way to buy employee satisfaction for the other thousands of people on the all-hands though
August 10, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Diet Peach Snapple is probably not the cheapest way to buy employee satisfaction for the other thousands of people on the all-hands though
Despite all this, Snapple ended up ending this partnership because they kept getting dogged by conspiracy nuts. And this wasn't even the first such case! Earlier in the 90's similar chain emails went out claiming Snapple was owned by the KKK! Here's more:
www.snopes.com/fact-check/s...
www.snopes.com/fact-check/s...
Osama bin Laden Owns Snapple Rumor
Does Osama bin Laden own Snapple?
www.snopes.com
August 14, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Despite all this, Snapple ended up ending this partnership because they kept getting dogged by conspiracy nuts. And this wasn't even the first such case! Earlier in the 90's similar chain emails went out claiming Snapple was owned by the KKK! Here's more:
www.snopes.com/fact-check/s...
www.snopes.com/fact-check/s...
Nostalgia is poison but it goes down like peach snapple
November 22, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Nostalgia is poison but it goes down like peach snapple
speaking of zuck I think the employee who asked him if there was going to be more snapple in the fridge during the all hands is turbo based
September 25, 2026 at 3:05 PM
speaking of zuck I think the employee who asked him if there was going to be more snapple in the fridge during the all hands is turbo based