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FurAffinity is currently 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% done. #SnarkAttack
May 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is the traffic equivalent of Bluesky recently having implemented AI coding. #SnarkAttack
April 16, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Where’s an unnaturally strong gust of wind when you really need one? #SnarkAttack
look at this goofy shit
December 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
When loyalty to party means ignoring the fire alarm as the house burns down. But hey, at least the drapes match the ashes! #GOPocalypse #RedHatsRedFlags #PartyOverCountry #PoliticalSatire #SnarkAttack #ComplicitMuch #AmericaDeservesBetter
April 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, formerly known as Prince. #SnarkAttack
November 7, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Design by Peter Saville Associates, cira 1983. #SnarkAttack
March 20, 2026 at 9:30 AM
I hear the next major release of Windows is going to be more “ambient”. What, does it play the selected works of Brian Eno for you, as you’re typing away? #SnarkAttack
August 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Come on Bluesky, you really must do better at April fool's jokes...like announcing an edit button. #SnarkAttack
April 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
A good question to ask a die-hard Trump supporter, "How do you keep an idiot in suspense?"

Then when they ask how, just don't answer, and watch them go (not so) quietly nuts instead. #SnarkAttack
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Microsoft and OpenAI are currently in a tight race, as to which one will end up becoming our version of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. #SnarkAttack
It is wild to me that Douglas Adams predicted OpenAI
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
So AI is zero, in other words. #SnarkAttack
August 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
An automated registry fix, that changes all instances of the string value 'Microsoft' to 'Microslop'. #SnarkAttack
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Recalling when Peter Hook was the guest programmer on Rage a couple of weeks ago: maybe Rage should have paid homage to the New Order of old, by leaving Blue Monday completely off the playlist. #SnarkAttack
September 1, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I see Marco Rubio has made himself look like a complete twat in front of the entire country, by sporting an Ash Wednesday cross on his forehead, but in all actuality it looks more like a mark Mr. Hanky left behind. #SnarkAttack
March 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Q: What's the difference between Anthony Albanese and a leech?
A: None. Neither have a spine. #SnarkAttack
February 5, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I don’t spot any toilet paper (or even a holder), so I hope those books are all RW literature. bsky.app/profile/outo... #SnarkAttack
February 13, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Because what the internet needs is another morality tale—this time with extra sass and zero enlightenment. Enjoy. 🐍 #SnarkAttack #ModernWisdom
The Parable of the Snark
A parable for our times: The Prophet of Snark storms a modern church, lantern in hand, to expose how American Christianity has traded Christ for branding, nationalism, and consumerism.
www.patheos.com
August 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Maybe I shouldn't keep on referring to NewsCorp as The Sewer...at least sewers have some use. #SnarkAttack
June 15, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Alex Karp looks like he uses an atomic hair drier. #SnarkAttack
March 20, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Roblox, the greatest magnet for paedophiles since the catholic church. #SnarkAttack
December 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
CoD: Black Slops 7 #SnarkAttack
I wouldn't feel at all bad if someone found a way to pirate CoD:BO7. If the devs have employed a technology that doesn't respect creators' copyright, why should anyone respect theirs.
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
When you ask ChatGPT what is two plus two: That's a good question. Two is the number immediately following one, and when you add it to two, you get twenty two. #SnarkAttack
November 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM