Regulars Angry Dive Bar Now Popular Enough To Be Financially Solvent https://theonion.com/regulars-angry-dive-bar-now-popular-enough-to-be-financially-solvent/
April 24, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Regulars Angry Dive Bar Now Popular Enough To Be Financially Solvent https://theonion.com/regulars-angry-dive-bar-now-popular-enough-to-be-financially-solvent/
I suspect they don't want the system to stay solvent
September 23, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I suspect they don't want the system to stay solvent
the president can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent
GOLDMAN SACHS: BELIEVE US TARIFFS ON MEXICO AND CANADA WILL BE SHORT-LIVED
February 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
the president can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent
Those third of people who never use it is how the system stays solvent
September 23, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Those third of people who never use it is how the system stays solvent
If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
December 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
we are locked in a battle between "I can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent" and "we can stay solvent longer than you can stay irrational"
Funny that he was like “I thought the markets would tank and they didn’t so imma keep doing what I’m doing” while the markets are like “we will not tank the markets, he will TACO at some point”
May 20, 2026 at 4:44 PM
we are locked in a battle between "I can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent" and "we can stay solvent longer than you can stay irrational"
Applying coat of tung oil cut with citrus solvent.
April 24, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Applying coat of tung oil cut with citrus solvent.
It feels as though he’s poured an acid solvent over the country and it’s eating through everything
March 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It feels as though he’s poured an acid solvent over the country and it’s eating through everything
are you huffing the solvent
December 17, 2024 at 6:21 AM
are you huffing the solvent
Cults can last longer than you can stay solvent
The world’s richest man was just handed a chance to become history’s first trillionaire. Elon Musk won a shareholder vote on Thursday that would give the Tesla CEO stock worth $1 trillion if he hits certain performance targets over the next decade.
Musk could become history's first trillionaire as Tesla shareholders approve giant pay package
The world’s richest man was just handed a chance to become history’s first trillionaire. Elon Musk won a shareholder vote on Thursday that would give the Tesla CEO stock worth $1 trillion if he hits certain performance targets over the next decade.
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November 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Cults can last longer than you can stay solvent
September 20, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Alberta keeps Canada solvent?
Contribution to GDP
Alberta 15.42%
Ontario 36.16%
Contribution to GDP
Alberta 15.42%
Ontario 36.16%
May 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Alberta keeps Canada solvent?
Contribution to GDP
Alberta 15.42%
Ontario 36.16%
Contribution to GDP
Alberta 15.42%
Ontario 36.16%
Social Security is SOLVENT unlike our country and leaders.
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Social Security is SOLVENT unlike our country and leaders.
The only thing we have to do to keep Social Security solvent for eternity is to lift the SS tax cap.
July 13, 2026 at 7:13 PM
The only thing we have to do to keep Social Security solvent for eternity is to lift the SS tax cap.
Remove the cap on earnings and Social Security remains solvent.
No earnings cap - No cuts
No earnings cap - No cuts
September 23, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Remove the cap on earnings and Social Security remains solvent.
No earnings cap - No cuts
No earnings cap - No cuts
The markets can believe Nothing-Ever-Happens longer than you can remain solvent
imo a lot of it comes down to the fact that there is going to be a lot of uncertainty and litigation about this, so no major market decline until Fed independence is truly cooked
So far firing a Fed governor looks like a bargain.
August 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The markets can believe Nothing-Ever-Happens longer than you can remain solvent
The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent, kids.
*S&P 500 RISES 10% IN BIGGEST MONTHLY GAIN SINCE NOVEMBER 2020
April 30, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent, kids.
I prefer the strong solvent type
December 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I prefer the strong solvent type
"Trump can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent."
April 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
"Trump can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent."
oil markets a real “market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent” success story so far
or maybe “markets can stay solvent longer than you can stay irrational” if we’ve all got it wrong who even knows at this point
or maybe “markets can stay solvent longer than you can stay irrational” if we’ve all got it wrong who even knows at this point
July 14, 2026 at 5:47 AM
oil markets a real “market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent” success story so far
or maybe “markets can stay solvent longer than you can stay irrational” if we’ve all got it wrong who even knows at this point
or maybe “markets can stay solvent longer than you can stay irrational” if we’ve all got it wrong who even knows at this point
in the meme stock era, we have gone from “the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent” to “the market must stay irrational for you to stay solvent”
It’s always weird when something completely logical happens to the stock market like “business that ostensibly sells videogames does not add market value through cultural signaling campaign”
May 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
in the meme stock era, we have gone from “the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent” to “the market must stay irrational for you to stay solvent”
the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent dot jpg
January 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent dot jpg
The market can stay irrational longer than we can remain solvent.
April 14, 2026 at 11:56 PM
The market can stay irrational longer than we can remain solvent.
"markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent" is arguably the single most correct thing anyone has ever said about them
keynes knew his shit
keynes knew his shit
Keep thinking the hammer is gonna fall eventually but idk, maybe there's no connection between stocks and reality anymore
September 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent" is arguably the single most correct thing anyone has ever said about them
keynes knew his shit
keynes knew his shit