My son’s school is not your church.
November 15, 2024 at 2:06 PM
My son’s school is not your church.
She’s soliciting donations for her son’s Venmo
April 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
She’s soliciting donations for her son’s Venmo
This is one of my son’s all-time favorite Calvin & Hobbes strips
December 15, 2024 at 8:26 PM
This is one of my son’s all-time favorite Calvin & Hobbes strips
don’t talk to me or my son or my son’s son or my son’s son’s son or my son’s son’s son’s son ever again
July 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
don’t talk to me or my son or my son’s son or my son’s son’s son or my son’s son’s son’s son ever again
Every once in a while, I check my son's Steam reviews.
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Every once in a while, I check my son's Steam reviews.
God Looks 400 Millennia Younger After Infusing Self With Son’s Blood
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theonion.com/god-looks-40...
November 25, 2024 at 4:56 PM
God Looks 400 Millennia Younger After Infusing Self With Son’s Blood
theonion.com/god-looks-40...
theonion.com/god-looks-40...
Mom Packs Son’s Lunch Box With Leftover Fireworks
July 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Mom Packs Son’s Lunch Box With Leftover Fireworks
The financier of the president’s son’s wedding.
September 15, 2026 at 12:16 AM
The financier of the president’s son’s wedding.
Imagine missing your own son’s wedding so you could go surrender to Iran
May 24, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Imagine missing your own son’s wedding so you could go surrender to Iran
rotten ol' dad who steals his son's boyfriends 🙊
October 13, 2024 at 9:46 PM
rotten ol' dad who steals his son's boyfriends 🙊
Good morning, Bluesky friends! 😃
(These adorable pups belong to my older son’s girlfriend.)
(These adorable pups belong to my older son’s girlfriend.)
December 1, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Good morning, Bluesky friends! 😃
(These adorable pups belong to my older son’s girlfriend.)
(These adorable pups belong to my older son’s girlfriend.)
My son’s school is not your church.
June 28, 2026 at 12:02 AM
My son’s school is not your church.
You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending
May 22, 2026 at 10:38 PM
You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending
My son's middle name is Fucking.
December 3, 2024 at 5:19 AM
My son's middle name is Fucking.
January 29, 2026 at 10:32 AM
dude looks like he goes to my son's preschool
Trump promotes Brilyn Hollyhand, the GOP establishment’s pick to replace Charlie Kirk
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
dude looks like he goes to my son's preschool
Don't ever talk to me, or my son, or my son's son, or my son's son's son, or my son's son's son's...
December 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Don't ever talk to me, or my son, or my son's son, or my son's son's son, or my son's son's son's...
wishing a happy father’s day to my dad with the most Dad photo imaginable (blurred out my son’s face for privacy)
June 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
wishing a happy father’s day to my dad with the most Dad photo imaginable (blurred out my son’s face for privacy)
Skipping your son’s wedding to attend a staged assassination, attempt certainly is a choice.
May 24, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Skipping your son’s wedding to attend a staged assassination, attempt certainly is a choice.
Too busy for his son's wedding
May 23, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Too busy for his son's wedding
Dad Impressed By How Easily New Lawn Mower Tore Through Son’s Leg
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theonion.com/dad-imp...
May 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Dad Impressed By How Easily New Lawn Mower Tore Through Son’s Leg
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theonion.com/dad-imp...
An Anna's hummingbird in my son's backyard in Seattle.
August 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
An Anna's hummingbird in my son's backyard in Seattle.
it’s my oldest son’s 13th birthday today 🥰
September 1, 2026 at 2:07 PM
it’s my oldest son’s 13th birthday today 🥰
Trump skipped his son’s wedding then did nothing all weekend but post
A true poster
A true poster
May 25, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Trump skipped his son’s wedding then did nothing all weekend but post
A true poster
A true poster
My son’s school is not your church.
April 30, 2026 at 7:08 PM
My son’s school is not your church.