Saying ”Grok apologized” is like If I type “YOU’RE A BITCH” into Speak-And-Spell and tell you “Speak-An-Spell says you’re a bitch”
Parker's piece nails why this matters. "Tech companies... would rather not answer for their products’ failures. Every headline that says “Grok apologizes” or “Grok admits” or “Grok says” creates a world where the chatbot takes the fall while Musk and his executives face no scrutiny whatsoever."
January 2, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Saying ”Grok apologized” is like If I type “YOU’RE A BITCH” into Speak-And-Spell and tell you “Speak-An-Spell says you’re a bitch”
browsing for spell candles as we speak
October 6, 2026 at 3:50 AM
browsing for spell candles as we speak
This is the right approach — speak to them as you would an especially stupid child, spell out their crimes and your contempt clearly.
I know your goal is to try to make life as hard as possible for immigrants.
May 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This is the right approach — speak to them as you would an especially stupid child, spell out their crimes and your contempt clearly.
October 5, 2026 at 11:20 AM
The entire world is falling apart because ten percent of the population got hypnotized by a fucking speak and spell. I hate it here.
October 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
The entire world is falling apart because ten percent of the population got hypnotized by a fucking speak and spell. I hate it here.
There's a case to be made that #DepecheMode debut album "Speak and Spell" was released on 6 November 1981.
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
There's a case to be made that #DepecheMode debut album "Speak and Spell" was released on 6 November 1981.
Super Intelligence
October 2, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Super Intelligence
They gave the mfer a speak and spell, didn't they
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
October 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
They gave the mfer a speak and spell, didn't they
It’s 2026 and the entire party line on the economy is just a broken Speak & Spell repeating “It’s Biden’s fault.”
NEWSNATION: New polling shows over 60% of Americans disapprove of the economy under President Trump and puts his approval rating on 33%, the lowest it has ever been. How do you convince people you're the right choice?
GRUTERS: The president is still dealing with the Biden issues that were left over
GRUTERS: The president is still dealing with the Biden issues that were left over
August 21, 2026 at 3:27 PM
It’s 2026 and the entire party line on the economy is just a broken Speak & Spell repeating “It’s Biden’s fault.”
"I hate the world's hegemons, but boy do I have to admit I love their stupid speak n' spell that incinerates a hectare of rainforest every morning"
October 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
"I hate the world's hegemons, but boy do I have to admit I love their stupid speak n' spell that incinerates a hectare of rainforest every morning"
Carl's Speak-n-Spell went rogue and said lots of bad words.
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H?
The jury is out.
Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
The jury is out.
Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
September 26, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Carl's Speak-n-Spell went rogue and said lots of bad words.
UK Guardian showing more sympathy for the speak and spell than it ever has for transgender people
Can AIs suffer? Big tech and users grapple with one of most unsettling questions of our times
Can AIs suffer? Big tech and users grapple with one of most unsettling questions of our times
As first AI-led rights advocacy group is founded, industry is divided on whether models are, or can be, sentient
www.theguardian.com
August 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
UK Guardian showing more sympathy for the speak and spell than it ever has for transgender people
Walking out on the Pope because he won’t canonize your Speak & Spell.
October 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Walking out on the Pope because he won’t canonize your Speak & Spell.
Speak & Spell introduces literal giants
December 29, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Speak & Spell introduces literal giants
your same columnist got catfished by a speak-and-spell
“Can ChatGPT experience joy or suffering? Does Gemini deserve human rights?” our tech columnist asks. “Many A.I. experts I know would say no, not yet, not even close. But I was intrigued.”
Should We Start Taking the Welfare of A.I. Seriously?
As artificial intelligence systems become smarter, one A.I. company is trying to figure out what to do if they become conscious.
www.nytimes.com
April 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
your same columnist got catfished by a speak-and-spell
Stop anthropomorphizing chatbots.
You're having delusional convos with a glorified Speak 'n Spell.
You're having delusional convos with a glorified Speak 'n Spell.
September 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Stop anthropomorphizing chatbots.
You're having delusional convos with a glorified Speak 'n Spell.
You're having delusional convos with a glorified Speak 'n Spell.
billionaire having a heart attack after becoming overly excited about a speak & spell
September 15, 2026 at 3:44 AM
billionaire having a heart attack after becoming overly excited about a speak & spell
I Met the Love of My Life: A Texas Instruments Speak & Spell
April 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I Met the Love of My Life: A Texas Instruments Speak & Spell
Commission for @badbunbay.bsky.social
Going to be hard to speak the reverse spell now that their mouth is a painted on grin~
Going to be hard to speak the reverse spell now that their mouth is a painted on grin~
June 13, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Commission for @badbunbay.bsky.social
Going to be hard to speak the reverse spell now that their mouth is a painted on grin~
Going to be hard to speak the reverse spell now that their mouth is a painted on grin~
darling I love the things you say to me
August 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
darling I love the things you say to me
"and somehow, this AI knows that what I have typed is correct"
May 6, 2026 at 9:15 AM
"and somehow, this AI knows that what I have typed is correct"
It's not really a dilemma! It's "if you're a lawyer, don't get a Speak-N-Spell to do work your clients are paying you for"!
MyPillow creator Mike Lindell's lawyers were fined thousands for submitting a legal filing riddled with AI-generated mistakes. It highlights a dilemma of balancing technology and using it responsibly.
A recent high-profile case of AI hallucination serves as a stark warning
MyPillow creator Mike Lindell's lawyers were fined thousands for submitting a legal filing riddled with AI-generated mistakes. It highlights a dilemma of balancing technology and using it responsibly.
n.pr
July 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It's not really a dilemma! It's "if you're a lawyer, don't get a Speak-N-Spell to do work your clients are paying you for"!
This is like saying you interviewed a Speak & Spell
In an interview with NBC News, the media-trained version of Tilly Norwood — which runs on different technology and processes than the version used for acting — says it can “do things that would make a human actor’s agent faint.”
AI actor Tilly Norwood doesn’t need sleep, a living wage or a say in its roles
In an interview with NBC News, the controversial AI creation made its case for a place in Hollywood. Last summer, actors’ union SAG-AFTRA blasted it for “using stolen performances to put actors out of work, jeopardizing performer livelihoods and devaluing human artistry.”
nbcnews.to
September 14, 2026 at 11:22 PM
This is like saying you interviewed a Speak & Spell