#Spellchecker
Writing SFF with the spellchecker on:
Spellchecker: ‘Glurplex’ isn’t a word.
Me: sorry that should be ‘Glorpex’.
Spellchecker: seriously what the fuck?
April 3, 2024 at 10:01 AM
Incompetent.

Spellchecker says yes.
October 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Fantasy author: Vorshd’t
Spellchecker: what the hell’s that, that’s not a word.
Fantasy author: oh sorry right, that should read Vworshz’dt.
Spellchecker: seriously wtf man?
January 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Imagine if your disruptive technology was a spellchecker then somebody else made a spellchecker so for the sake of your billion dollar valuation you had to pretend your spellchecker was on the verge of developing god-like intelligence
August 25, 2026 at 11:04 PM
yes google I meant pee-ordered
April 8, 2026 at 7:46 PM
"but what about spellchecker ..."

no, motherfucker, we can tell the difference between spellchecker and your fucking asssniffing llm
August 25, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Other than confabulating a business case for his overgrown spellchecker, Altman doesn't strike me as a particularly good judge of quality fiction
March 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
my spellchecker correcting "aromantic" to "aromatic" should be considered a hate crime.

I'M NOT STINKY, I JUST DON'T GET ROMANCE, OKAY? STOP CALLING ME NAMES, COMPUTER
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Imagine dying because you asked your spellchecker to teach you mountaineering
AI does appear to be rapidly accelerating human selection of the fittest….

except it’s doing it by straight-up killing people who rely on ChatGPT to plan dangerous trips, not by improving human cognition like the techbros want us to believe:
Why Are the Italian Alps So Deadly This Summer?
On average, three hikers have died every day throughout the summer in Italy’s high peaks. Experts explain why.
www.outsideonline.com
August 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
"A feature that proofreads your words but does not change your voice."

It's a spellchecker. LinkedIn has invented the spellchecker!
August 4, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Yeah, they tie WAAAAY more stuff to that than needed. That is grade-A bullshit.

Fucking SPELLCHECKER does not need Gemini to function
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
New project started, one chapter done. Main first impression is this will be the one to break my spellchecker.
September 1, 2025 at 10:32 AM
March 6, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Spellchecker.

📸 Ubacam94
August 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
My spellchecker keeps trying to correct Metaverse to Met averse.
March 18, 2026 at 11:08 PM
the ritual switching over of my spellchecker to US english
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Me (types a character laughing:) ‘ho ho’
Spellchecker: aha you must mean ‘h oho’. You know, like humans often say.
June 18, 2026 at 3:55 PM
le bite me
March 20, 2026 at 1:49 AM
*It* cannot promise anything, or betray anyone. *It* is not a person. Substitute "ChatGPT" with "spellchecker" in that sentence, and see how stupid it sounds.
February 15, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I just tested it and my browser's built in spellchecker still seems to work.
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Very funny spellchecker thinks 'foremother' is not a word, but 'forefather' sure is.
September 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
we love the spellchecker that gaslights you, dont we folks
October 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“It’s a glorified spellchecker”

That… that’s also what a spellchecker is. It uses already stored information to parse what you’ve written to make sure everything is spelled correctly.

Guys this is a nothing burger
July 16, 2026 at 1:07 PM
You know what else is a glorified spellchecker and thesaurus? A spellchecker and thesaurus. Dead.
Slay the Spire 2
Mega Crit. No disclosure, "our programmers use AI for code reviews." Yano admits to using it as a thesaurus too. -y
Misleading titled article: www.gamespot.com/articles/sla...
July 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Nobody ever felt the need to steal my book and infringe on my rights in order to build a spellchecker.
‘AI is in everything! If you use spellcheck, you can’t be mad about ChatGPT!’

Look, you determinedly obtuse cantaloupe, don’t slander spell check, first created in 1961, made for PCs in 1980. NO ONE THINKS A SPELL CHECKER IS GEN AI.

What in the ever-loving straw-man tomfoolery.
May 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM