#Spouse
russian mail-order spouse
November 6, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Mary Wetmuff
Spouse
England Marriages, 1538–1973
November 4, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Oh? You wanna spouse the mouse? Plap the rat? Sleep with the squeak? Be potent with the rodent?
November 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
me: shares thoughts and feelings like a good spouse

wife: it is 5 am and sometimes I really regret your ability to talk
November 6, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Me: *telling my spouse that I don't think I should really get the action figures*
My spouse: But you can make them kiss!!

They get it 🤣
November 5, 2026 at 6:39 PM
John Barry (with spouse Jane Birkin) - BOTD
November 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
LOL, had this exact convo with spouse about 3 minutes ago.
Now it’s time to see whether the Fight Caucus can overcome the Roll Over Caucus
November 4, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Spouse is popping the popcorn
November 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Spouse, completely unprompted, from the kitchen: Hey why didn't Jungkook serve in the special forces?
Me: *starts explaining*
Spouse: no silly it's because as a CK rep he can't be commando
Me: I hate you
Spouse: *maniacal giggle*
November 2, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Is this the R spouse/child abuser?
November 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I think if you've gotten to the point of subskeeting your spouse on main, on the same website that your spouse uses, your marriage is very possibly failing tbqh.
November 3, 2026 at 6:03 AM
my drums techno
my chords trance
my waffle house
love my spouse
November 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Nobody:

The woman spouse:
November 4, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Random impulse doodle of my spouse
November 6, 2026 at 3:09 PM
If you're not teaching kids how to use the tool that tells you how to murder your spouse, you're not preparing them for the future.
“In a win, OpenAI could be ordered to ‘detect and interrupt conversations in which users appear to be planning violence against identifiable third parties.’”
Lawsuit: Man introduced his wife to ChatGPT. She used it to plan his murder.
Bitter energy drinks turned out to be ChatGPT-steered poisoning, lawsuit says.
arstechnica.com
November 5, 2026 at 11:38 PM
So, my friend got married last year and to bring her spouse over it costs:

£2k in visa fees, £2.5k in NHS surcharges, each of which only cover 2.5yrs so you have to pay both again to reach ILR, unless Shabana gets her way, when it will be 4 times.

That's £9k for 5yrs with your spouse.
The average British person would be radicalised if they were forced to endure the rampant rent-seeking of the (outsourced to within an inch of its life) British immigration system.
The whole principle behind Shabana Mahmood's proposals is repellent.

The idea that we value humans by their pay rate rather than its need for society.

Why should a care worker wait longer for citizenship than a banker, or a nurse longer than an HR manager?
November 2, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Sleepy spouse supremacy
November 6, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Spouse keeps shouting out results 😭
November 4, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Joan Catgut
Spouse
England, Dorset, Parish Registers, 1538-2001
November 4, 2026 at 12:12 PM
The Republican caucus suffer from abusive spouse syndrome.
November 5, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Olivia Reingold found an actual nefarious spouse influencing their democratic politician partner from behind the scenes, but she's on his side
you have got to be kidding me lmao
November 2, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Already bitched to spouse this morning abt that little part of the UP that will delay MI results (and force me to stay up past 2AM).
November 3, 2026 at 12:41 PM
I have two genderqueer kids and a trans spouse. I spent last night hysterically laughing.
November 4, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Spouse: Why do you keep muting the TV
Me: I care about Steve Kornacki and Steve Kornacki only.
November 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Me and my Spouse . . .
November 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM