Updating my spreadsheet
August 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Updating my spreadsheet
how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job
April 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job
Taylor Swift Spends Evening Editing Spreadsheet Ranking All Her Friendships
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Taylor Swift Spends Evening Editing Spreadsheet Ranking All Her Friendships
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Just learned about the existence of Joe Spreadsheet, the beefcake 80s spreadsheet software mascot a la Mavis Beacon
September 12, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Just learned about the existence of Joe Spreadsheet, the beefcake 80s spreadsheet software mascot a la Mavis Beacon
Peter Thiel Shows Trump How To Sort Spreadsheet Of Americans By Ethnicity
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are they destroying the humble spreadsheet?
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September 25, 2026 at 9:26 AM
are they destroying the humble spreadsheet?
no that’s my emotional support spreadsheet
May 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
no that’s my emotional support spreadsheet
"spreadsheet people"—please. they're called cellcels. put some respect on their name
August 20, 2026 at 4:18 PM
"spreadsheet people"—please. they're called cellcels. put some respect on their name
me: hey can I expense $10 to make a spreadsheet
employer: Absolutely not
me: hey can I spend $10 worth of company tokens to have ChatGPT make a shitty spreadsheet I will have to put even more work into to fix manually
employer: yes 💖
employer: Absolutely not
me: hey can I spend $10 worth of company tokens to have ChatGPT make a shitty spreadsheet I will have to put even more work into to fix manually
employer: yes 💖
June 11, 2026 at 12:25 PM
me: hey can I expense $10 to make a spreadsheet
employer: Absolutely not
me: hey can I spend $10 worth of company tokens to have ChatGPT make a shitty spreadsheet I will have to put even more work into to fix manually
employer: yes 💖
employer: Absolutely not
me: hey can I spend $10 worth of company tokens to have ChatGPT make a shitty spreadsheet I will have to put even more work into to fix manually
employer: yes 💖
Colleague has just referred to a spreadsheet as "a spready".
December 10, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Colleague has just referred to a spreadsheet as "a spready".
those are spreadsheet people
Talk to the people who would use this for dream use cases — the cancer scientists, the people who want to make material goods out of it — and they will tell you it’s either a marginally useful if unreliable trick or completely useless. It has produced 0% of the utopian products promised.
August 20, 2026 at 2:03 AM
those are spreadsheet people
You want to live like spreadsheet people
You want to see whatever spreadsheet people see
You want to sleep with spreadsheet people
You want to sleep with spreadsheet people like me?
But she didn't understand
She just smiled and held my hand
You want to see whatever spreadsheet people see
You want to sleep with spreadsheet people
You want to sleep with spreadsheet people like me?
But she didn't understand
She just smiled and held my hand
August 20, 2026 at 11:37 PM
You want to live like spreadsheet people
You want to see whatever spreadsheet people see
You want to sleep with spreadsheet people
You want to sleep with spreadsheet people like me?
But she didn't understand
She just smiled and held my hand
You want to see whatever spreadsheet people see
You want to sleep with spreadsheet people
You want to sleep with spreadsheet people like me?
But she didn't understand
She just smiled and held my hand
Spreadsheet people
New York and California
Spreadsheet people
I was born on Jupiter
New York and California
Spreadsheet people
I was born on Jupiter
August 21, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Spreadsheet people
New York and California
Spreadsheet people
I was born on Jupiter
New York and California
Spreadsheet people
I was born on Jupiter
detoxing from bad spreadsheet (2026 economics) by looking at good spreadsheet (EVE online)
thinking deeply about the Iran War and the subsequent economic shock is one highway to getting a permanent migraine
March 19, 2026 at 6:52 PM
detoxing from bad spreadsheet (2026 economics) by looking at good spreadsheet (EVE online)
Gik in the spreadsheet:
November 19, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Gik in the spreadsheet:
“the database reads from that spreadsheet”
August 18, 2026 at 12:50 AM
“the database reads from that spreadsheet”
Public sector consulting firm with a slide deck / career civil servant with a spreadsheet
August 2, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Public sector consulting firm with a slide deck / career civil servant with a spreadsheet
I come from a long line of spreadsheet people. I am a spreadsheet man. My father was a spreadsheet man. My grandfathers were shoe men and random farm job men respectively but I'm sure had Excel been around they wouldn't be able to resist them siren song of the cells. My daughter will toil in sheets.
August 20, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I come from a long line of spreadsheet people. I am a spreadsheet man. My father was a spreadsheet man. My grandfathers were shoe men and random farm job men respectively but I'm sure had Excel been around they wouldn't be able to resist them siren song of the cells. My daughter will toil in sheets.
Bluesky let Jesse Singal stay and now he's posting the spreadsheet again with the PHI of trans youth from Missouri.
They only emboldened him.
They only emboldened him.
December 15, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Bluesky let Jesse Singal stay and now he's posting the spreadsheet again with the PHI of trans youth from Missouri.
They only emboldened him.
They only emboldened him.
Made a color-coded spreadsheet today with conditional formatting... Sicko mode engaged.
November 26, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Made a color-coded spreadsheet today with conditional formatting... Sicko mode engaged.
Me, looking through spreadsheet.
hmm
hmm
November 18, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Me, looking through spreadsheet.
hmm
hmm
My boss: Can't you get Copilot to validate the info in the spreadsheet?
Me: Well, do we want it to be accurate or not? Because either I check it myself or I ask Copilot and then check its output *and* the spreadsheet, so...
Boss: What's the point of Copilot then?
Me: Exactly.
Me: Well, do we want it to be accurate or not? Because either I check it myself or I ask Copilot and then check its output *and* the spreadsheet, so...
Boss: What's the point of Copilot then?
Me: Exactly.
September 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My boss: Can't you get Copilot to validate the info in the spreadsheet?
Me: Well, do we want it to be accurate or not? Because either I check it myself or I ask Copilot and then check its output *and* the spreadsheet, so...
Boss: What's the point of Copilot then?
Me: Exactly.
Me: Well, do we want it to be accurate or not? Because either I check it myself or I ask Copilot and then check its output *and* the spreadsheet, so...
Boss: What's the point of Copilot then?
Me: Exactly.