#Ssn
I wonder what BigBalls is doing with my SSN right now.
February 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
This guy is in your bank account & has your SSN.
February 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I’d trust Gracie with my SSN and tax returns.
February 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Bluesky dot app lemme tell you youre not important enough for me to give you my entire ssn buddy
June 29, 2026 at 4:59 PM
What's worse? Leaders that are too old or crypto bros named "bigballs" with access to your SSN?
February 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
And no one should EVER give their SSN to a public chatbot.
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
can you get a ssn for a baby you just found
September 12, 2025 at 9:24 AM
any non-government entity asking for an SSN is batshit imo
June 29, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Anyone born after the mid 1980s won't remember this, but people didn't used to get an SSN assigned at birth.

You had to apply for an SSN when you were ready to start collecting taxable income for the first time.
February 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Protest poster “this man has your SSN”
February 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
sometimes I’m a fully functioning adult and sometimes I’m texting my parents to see if they have my SSN written down anywhere because I forgot it again
September 28, 2026 at 11:15 AM
This is the Thanos plan.
November 15, 2024 at 10:37 PM
This is 100% correct. If you don’t have documents proving legal status, we don’t issue an SSN. No SSN, no benefits. And we don’t just assume the documents are valid. Every applicant’s status is verified with immigration. Every. Single. Time. Period. Don’t believe their lies. Tell your friends.
September 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
How do you feel knowing Elon Musk has your SSN?
February 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Without public knowledge, Elon Musk is serving as a “special government employee” under President Donald Trump, with access to sensitive information (including your SSN) and broad authority granted by Trump.
February 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I would literally trust some shady startup founder with one too many SSN digits with security clearance before I trust this guy
January 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Hunter Biden’s laptop doesn’t have my SSN on it.
February 3, 2025 at 6:08 AM
good luck picking out my real ssn out of the 7 decoys i've aquired in preperation for this
BREAKING: Trump threatens to denaturalize U.S. citizens if they "deserve" it, per TIME
January 15, 2026 at 8:04 PM
To clarify why two people can share the same SSN.

For decades, when it was common for wives not to collect income, a wife could share her husband's SSN. That changed, but some of these women are still alive and collecting benefits.

Bad assumptions means great-grandma's electricity gets shut off.
February 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Caitlin Clark Came Back Talking Crazy!! Drops 22 And 9 Against The Valkyries!

Via SSN Jay-O
May 23, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Shakira can have my SSN, not just the last four either
Shakira could drive a cement mixer over my legs and take my tax refund
July 19, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Rest in peace to Submariner LT James Earl Carter Jr, USN (Ret). Carter, the only U.S. President to graduate from the U.S. Naval Academy, leaves a legacy of service. The USS Jimmy Carter (SSN-23), a Seawolf-class fast-attack submarine, carries his name in honor of his dedication to our nation.
December 29, 2024 at 9:33 PM
And SSN…
February 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
your porn star name is your mother's maiden name and the last four digits of your SSN
October 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Call him before Congress, start reading out his SSN and those of everyone in his family, and ask him when he wants it to stop.
February 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM