Less facts, more stabbings please.
April 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Less facts, more stabbings please.
0 shootings or stabbings reported in Canada or Mexico at their respective victory parties. 👍
June 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
0 shootings or stabbings reported in Canada or Mexico at their respective victory parties. 👍
"Brutus aware of stabbings on Julius Caesar", CBS reporter says
Trump administration aware of reported explosions in Venezuelan capital, CBS reporter says reut.rs/3N0OiXb
Trump administration aware of reported explosions in Venezuelan capital, CBS reporter says
Trump administration officials are aware of reports of explosions and aircraft over Venezuela's capital Caracas early on Saturday morning, CBS reporter Jennifer Jacobs posted on X.
reut.rs
January 3, 2026 at 7:37 AM
"Brutus aware of stabbings on Julius Caesar", CBS reporter says
[stabs you] I will do everything in my power to reverse future stabbings
July 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
[stabs you] I will do everything in my power to reverse future stabbings
...asks the country with 5 trillion school shootings every year. 🤦♀️
November 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
...asks the country with 5 trillion school shootings every year. 🤦♀️
Mamdani criticizes Netanyahu. Later, a crazy man stabs a Jewish man and an Asian man. And we get an article suggesting that while one stabbing (dismissed in six words) is just a shrug, the other implicates the mayor. Disgraceful framing. Shame on everyone involved. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/24/n...
After Stabbings, a Rise in Jewish Fears and Questions for Mamdani (Gift Article)
Some politicians said Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s criticism of Israel had created a dangerous environment. He pushed back, condemning the stabbings of two men on the Upper West Side and defending his state...
www.nytimes.com
July 25, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Mamdani criticizes Netanyahu. Later, a crazy man stabs a Jewish man and an Asian man. And we get an article suggesting that while one stabbing (dismissed in six words) is just a shrug, the other implicates the mayor. Disgraceful framing. Shame on everyone involved. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/24/n...
Rail worker who saved passengers from stabbings leaves hospital
Samir Zitouni's family say they are
www.bbc.co.uk
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Got it. Fewer of your stabbings will be from Fucko the Knife Robot for a while.
July 19, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Got it. Fewer of your stabbings will be from Fucko the Knife Robot for a while.
Just got my seasonal stabbings
September 3, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Just got my seasonal stabbings
Prime Minister Keir Starmer issues statement after Huntingdon train stabbings
November 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Prime Minister Keir Starmer issues statement after Huntingdon train stabbings
Another successful day with no stabbings
March 18, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Another successful day with no stabbings
no holds barred matches have fork stabbings
but no disqualification matches have screwdriver stabbings
but no disqualification matches have screwdriver stabbings
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
no holds barred matches have fork stabbings
but no disqualification matches have screwdriver stabbings
but no disqualification matches have screwdriver stabbings
Korn left distraught by comparisons to Nickelback, Nickelback by comparisons self stabbings (2018)
November 8, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Korn left distraught by comparisons to Nickelback, Nickelback by comparisons self stabbings (2018)
Bit of good news...
Rail worker who saved passengers from stabbings leaves hospital
Samir Zitouni's family say they are
www.bbc.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Bit of good news...
Breaking news.
Train worker who saved passengers from stabbings has left hospital.
Samir Zitouni, the whole country has been willing you through.
What fantastic news, a true hero.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Train worker who saved passengers from stabbings has left hospital.
Samir Zitouni, the whole country has been willing you through.
What fantastic news, a true hero.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Train worker who saved passengers from stabbings leaves hospital
Samir Zitouni's family say they are "really happy" but that he faces a significant recovery.
www.bbc.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Breaking news.
Train worker who saved passengers from stabbings has left hospital.
Samir Zitouni, the whole country has been willing you through.
What fantastic news, a true hero.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Train worker who saved passengers from stabbings has left hospital.
Samir Zitouni, the whole country has been willing you through.
What fantastic news, a true hero.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
12 years ago today, New York City saw a rare day where no murders, shootings, stabbings or violent crimes were reported.
It marked the city’s most peaceful day in recent history.
It marked the city’s most peaceful day in recent history.
November 28, 2024 at 6:33 PM
12 years ago today, New York City saw a rare day where no murders, shootings, stabbings or violent crimes were reported.
It marked the city’s most peaceful day in recent history.
It marked the city’s most peaceful day in recent history.
Samir Zitouni, the rail worker who saved passengers from stabbings, leaves hospital www.bbc.com/news/article...
Train worker who saved passengers from stabbings leaves hospital
Samir Zitouni's family say they are "really happy" but that he faces a significant recovery.
www.bbc.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Samir Zitouni, the rail worker who saved passengers from stabbings, leaves hospital www.bbc.com/news/article...
Can we skip to the part about Brutus and the stabbings?
April 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Can we skip to the part about Brutus and the stabbings?
AEW unsanctioned matches: Generally feature stabbings.
WWE unsanctioned matches: Someone might brandish a wrench before a cutoff spot
WWE unsanctioned matches: Someone might brandish a wrench before a cutoff spot
April 18, 2026 at 10:46 PM
AEW unsanctioned matches: Generally feature stabbings.
WWE unsanctioned matches: Someone might brandish a wrench before a cutoff spot
WWE unsanctioned matches: Someone might brandish a wrench before a cutoff spot
my caves of qud character DOOM TITHE, a lost pilgrim chimera on an endless quest to maximise her stabbings-per-second
December 9, 2024 at 2:43 PM
my caves of qud character DOOM TITHE, a lost pilgrim chimera on an endless quest to maximise her stabbings-per-second
recent stabbings :3
i can feel my style developing and i'm very exicted
i can feel my style developing and i'm very exicted
December 3, 2024 at 10:54 PM
recent stabbings :3
i can feel my style developing and i'm very exicted
i can feel my style developing and i'm very exicted
This Times cartoon I drew in 2024 on Farage’s response to the Southport stabbings feels topical today...
June 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
This Times cartoon I drew in 2024 on Farage’s response to the Southport stabbings feels topical today...
Disc Only QotD no.650:
September 27, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Disc Only QotD no.650: