starcloud says “if you can’t figure out another place to walk your dog you might not be smart enough to own one”
June 17, 2026 at 11:07 PM
starcloud says “if you can’t figure out another place to walk your dog you might not be smart enough to own one”
Witch Starcloud character design for @dracostarcloud.bsky.social !
As skilled with magic as she is with eating! 🍩🪄
As skilled with magic as she is with eating! 🍩🪄
April 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Witch Starcloud character design for @dracostarcloud.bsky.social !
As skilled with magic as she is with eating! 🍩🪄
As skilled with magic as she is with eating! 🍩🪄
wip starcloud sona!
June 2, 2026 at 1:55 PM
wip starcloud sona!
Do you love Starlink? Do you love AI datacenters? Then you're gonna love this one… www.ycombinator.com/companies/st...
Starcloud: Data centers in space | Y Combinator
Data centers in space. Founded in 2024 by Ezra Feilden, Philip Johnston, and Adi Oltean, Starcloud has 4 employees based in Redmond, WA, USA.
www.ycombinator.com
May 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Do you love Starlink? Do you love AI datacenters? Then you're gonna love this one… www.ycombinator.com/companies/st...
sure. seems reasonable
December 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
sure. seems reasonable
Starcloud to Launch Orbital Bitcoin Mining in 2026
#Starcloud #BitcoinMining #SpaceTech #Nvidia #OrbitalDataCenter
#Starcloud #BitcoinMining #SpaceTech #Nvidia #OrbitalDataCenter
Starcloud to Launch Orbital Bitcoin Mining in 2026
Nvidia-backed Starcloud plans to deploy GPU clusters and Bitcoin mining ASICs into orbit to leverage solar energy and radiative cooling.
hardwarebrief.com
September 22, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Starcloud to Launch Orbital Bitcoin Mining in 2026
#Starcloud #BitcoinMining #SpaceTech #Nvidia #OrbitalDataCenter
#Starcloud #BitcoinMining #SpaceTech #Nvidia #OrbitalDataCenter
Starcloud becomes the fastest Y Combinator startup to reach unicorn status, just 17 months after demo day.
Starcloud raises $170 million Series Ato build data centers in space | TechCrunch
Starcloud becomes the fastest Y Combinator startup to reach unicorn status, just 17 months after demo day.
techcrunch.com
March 30, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Starcloud becomes the fastest Y Combinator startup to reach unicorn status, just 17 months after demo day.
don’t mash up ship names, give them cute nicknames like starcloud or something
February 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
don’t mash up ship names, give them cute nicknames like starcloud or something
Starcloud wants to mine bitcoin in space — what could go wrong? protos.com/starcloud-wa...
Starcloud wants to mine bitcoin in space -- what could go wrong?
Starcloud, which has received nearly half a billion dollars in funding and a $2B+ valuation, has decided to begin mining BTC in space.
protos.com
September 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Starcloud wants to mine bitcoin in space — what could go wrong? protos.com/starcloud-wa...
we have such decks to pitch you
August 20, 2026 at 6:50 PM
we have such decks to pitch you
A company put an H100 on a satellite and launched it into space. They trained NanoGPT from scratch. A 60kg satellite at ~$3000/kg means $180,000 to train a mostly useless LLM, not including satellite manufacturing costs. So that’s a thing someone did www.cnbc.com/2025/12/10/n...
‘Greetings, earthlings’: Nvidia-backed Starcloud trains first AI model in space as orbital data center race heats up
The company's Starcloud-1 satellite is running Gemma, an open model from Google, marking the first time in history that an LLM has been trained in outer space.
www.cnbc.com
January 6, 2026 at 12:41 AM
A company put an H100 on a satellite and launched it into space. They trained NanoGPT from scratch. A 60kg satellite at ~$3000/kg means $180,000 to train a mostly useless LLM, not including satellite manufacturing costs. So that’s a thing someone did www.cnbc.com/2025/12/10/n...
I mean, he's being realistic about it. He thinks it will take a couple of decades. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6D...
Sam Altman says we will start building a Dyson Sphere/Matryoshka Brain in only 20 years - June 2025
YouTube video by Starcloud
www.youtube.com
August 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I mean, he's being realistic about it. He thinks it will take a couple of decades. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6D...
The 'AI Race' is nothing more than a reboot of Reagan's 'Star Wars' program.
An attempt to create an artificial moat of Capital so large that it can will itself to victory despite its 'end goal' being entirely a canard.
The point is simply to grow indefinitely. That's it.
An attempt to create an artificial moat of Capital so large that it can will itself to victory despite its 'end goal' being entirely a canard.
The point is simply to grow indefinitely. That's it.
‘Greetings, earthlings’: Nvidia-backed Starcloud trains first AI model in space as orbital data center race heats up
The company's Starcloud-1 satellite is running Gemma, an open model from Google, marking the first time in history that an LLM has been trained in outer space.
www.cnbc.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The 'AI Race' is nothing more than a reboot of Reagan's 'Star Wars' program.
An attempt to create an artificial moat of Capital so large that it can will itself to victory despite its 'end goal' being entirely a canard.
The point is simply to grow indefinitely. That's it.
An attempt to create an artificial moat of Capital so large that it can will itself to victory despite its 'end goal' being entirely a canard.
The point is simply to grow indefinitely. That's it.
Starcloud raises $250 million for orbital data centers as launch options dry up
Starcloud raises $250 million for orbital data centers as launch options dry up
There's about to be a big fight to secure access to space.
techcrunch.com
August 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Starcloud raises $250 million for orbital data centers as launch options dry up
O melhor é que essa ideia idiota que qualquer aluno da 8a série desmonta é compartilhada pelo Bezos, Andressen Horowitz e pela Sequoia Capital(ou seja, possivelmente pelo próprio departamento de estado dos EUA), além de uma caralhada de outros investidores da Starcloud.
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
O melhor é que essa ideia idiota que qualquer aluno da 8a série desmonta é compartilhada pelo Bezos, Andressen Horowitz e pela Sequoia Capital(ou seja, possivelmente pelo próprio departamento de estado dos EUA), além de uma caralhada de outros investidores da Starcloud.
"I may not be able to guide you into this flame-broidered starcloud…
But in my embrace, you may yet be made into a glint of starlight." 🦋🔥
[ #art #digitalart #limbuscompany]
But in my embrace, you may yet be made into a glint of starlight." 🦋🔥
[ #art #digitalart #limbuscompany]
March 19, 2026 at 7:30 PM
"I may not be able to guide you into this flame-broidered starcloud…
But in my embrace, you may yet be made into a glint of starlight." 🦋🔥
[ #art #digitalart #limbuscompany]
But in my embrace, you may yet be made into a glint of starlight." 🦋🔥
[ #art #digitalart #limbuscompany]
New FCC filing for Starcloud Inc space data centers: 88000 satellites in 600, 650, 700, 750, 800, 850 km shells. Each shell uses a single sun-sync plane with 06:00 local time orbital plane, so average of 14666 satellites spread around each orbit.
No data provided on sat mass or size or propellant.
No data provided on sat mass or size or propellant.
March 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
New FCC filing for Starcloud Inc space data centers: 88000 satellites in 600, 650, 700, 750, 800, 850 km shells. Each shell uses a single sun-sync plane with 06:00 local time orbital plane, so average of 14666 satellites spread around each orbit.
No data provided on sat mass or size or propellant.
No data provided on sat mass or size or propellant.
day twohundred-and-seventyeight: doodles
"eheheheh the lesbian starcloud thing and the gay starcloud thing and the aroace star idk what it's called in english" and "entranced"
"eheheheh the lesbian starcloud thing and the gay starcloud thing and the aroace star idk what it's called in english" and "entranced"
January 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
day twohundred-and-seventyeight: doodles
"eheheheh the lesbian starcloud thing and the gay starcloud thing and the aroace star idk what it's called in english" and "entranced"
"eheheheh the lesbian starcloud thing and the gay starcloud thing and the aroace star idk what it's called in english" and "entranced"
Starcloud reaches $1.1 billion valuation as AI space race heats up reut.rs/4v1INcd
Starcloud reaches $1.1 billion valuation as AI space race heats up
Orbital compute infrastructure startup Starcloud has raised $170 million at a $1.1 billion valuation, as companies including Elon Musk's SpaceX and Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin race to move power-hungry AI data centers off-planet.
reut.rs
March 30, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Starcloud reaches $1.1 billion valuation as AI space race heats up reut.rs/4v1INcd
nano-GPT (h/t @karpathy.bsky.social) is the first model to get trained in space
Starcloud-1 launched recently. Some people had questions about if it actually works, it does!
www.cnbc.com/2025/12/10/n...
Starcloud-1 launched recently. Some people had questions about if it actually works, it does!
www.cnbc.com/2025/12/10/n...
December 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
nano-GPT (h/t @karpathy.bsky.social) is the first model to get trained in space
Starcloud-1 launched recently. Some people had questions about if it actually works, it does!
www.cnbc.com/2025/12/10/n...
Starcloud-1 launched recently. Some people had questions about if it actually works, it does!
www.cnbc.com/2025/12/10/n...
I was writing a good faith explainer on the reasons why radiators make the StarCloud whitepaper idiotic in a forum; posted the first part, and had a "respected poster" say that a radiator at 393 C got 99% Carnot efficiency while being textually belligerent.
From IEEE. Bookmark this video. Share it anytime anyone even hints at favoring orbital AI data centers....
The Space Data Centers Situation is Insane
YouTube video by Real Engineering
www.youtube.com
July 24, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I was writing a good faith explainer on the reasons why radiators make the StarCloud whitepaper idiotic in a forum; posted the first part, and had a "respected poster" say that a radiator at 393 C got 99% Carnot efficiency while being textually belligerent.
More draws from the March sale.
-Witch Starcloud OC for Brother Smite
-Kyoshima from Hundred Line for Zoroarkn
-Jett Senpai (boy) from Meitantei Precure for Kamen Rider Belling
patreon.com/plumppine
-Witch Starcloud OC for Brother Smite
-Kyoshima from Hundred Line for Zoroarkn
-Jett Senpai (boy) from Meitantei Precure for Kamen Rider Belling
patreon.com/plumppine
March 16, 2026 at 11:30 AM
More draws from the March sale.
-Witch Starcloud OC for Brother Smite
-Kyoshima from Hundred Line for Zoroarkn
-Jett Senpai (boy) from Meitantei Precure for Kamen Rider Belling
patreon.com/plumppine
-Witch Starcloud OC for Brother Smite
-Kyoshima from Hundred Line for Zoroarkn
-Jett Senpai (boy) from Meitantei Precure for Kamen Rider Belling
patreon.com/plumppine