At @standupforscience.bsky.social and the signs are statistically significantly excellent
March 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
At @standupforscience.bsky.social and the signs are statistically significantly excellent
statistically a tornado has probably sucked up a ghost
January 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
statistically a tornado has probably sucked up a ghost
A bystander? Appearing at both sides of the Capitol? Not “statistically” likely...
August 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
A bystander? Appearing at both sides of the Capitol? Not “statistically” likely...
What if we are in a time when favored parties and litigants win victories with statistically astounding regularity? And justices are feted at organizational fund-raising dinners where those statistically-astounding winners convene?
July 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What if we are in a time when favored parties and litigants win victories with statistically astounding regularity? And justices are feted at organizational fund-raising dinners where those statistically-astounding winners convene?
Statistically, more people regret Harry Potter tattoos than bottom surgery
August 16, 2023 at 5:57 PM
Statistically, more people regret Harry Potter tattoos than bottom surgery
Statistically speaking, dogs are much better than humans.
August 25, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Statistically speaking, dogs are much better than humans.
statistically valentine’s day is the safest day on the road because none of the cybertrucks have anywhere to be
February 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
statistically valentine’s day is the safest day on the road because none of the cybertrucks have anywhere to be
if you stay statistically superior, you ain't gotta get statistically superior!
falcons now have the best red-zone offense in the league. 100% efficiency
September 25, 2026 at 12:55 AM
if you stay statistically superior, you ain't gotta get statistically superior!
"Statistically, most news consumers are not protesting" is fucking brain dead. Statistically most news consumers are not doing any of the newsworthy things you report on!
This is from the full column, where she once again says the size of protests is what makes them newsworthy. And if people don't live near protests, wouldn't it be great if there was a news outlet that could explain to them what is happening?
www.npr.org/sections/npr...
www.npr.org/sections/npr...
April 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
"Statistically, most news consumers are not protesting" is fucking brain dead. Statistically most news consumers are not doing any of the newsworthy things you report on!
Statistically, at least half of you are statistically below average drivers.
August 15, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Statistically, at least half of you are statistically below average drivers.
statistically most people are dead
April 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
statistically most people are dead
A good reminder that, statistically speaking, you're the weird one
Let's talk about the bristlemouths, 13 species of bioluminescent deep-dwelling ocean fish in genus Cyclothone.
There are a lot of them. Like, a lot.
Specifically, our best guess is there are a million billion (1E15) bristlemouths on Earth. Making them the most populous vertebrate on the planet.
There are a lot of them. Like, a lot.
Specifically, our best guess is there are a million billion (1E15) bristlemouths on Earth. Making them the most populous vertebrate on the planet.
September 21, 2026 at 12:06 AM
A good reminder that, statistically speaking, you're the weird one
Statistically, one of the worst presidents in the history of the United States.
September 21, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Statistically, one of the worst presidents in the history of the United States.
I mean statistically it could happen today
June 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I mean statistically it could happen today
happy birthday to everyone born today!!!!!! sorry it’s statistically not that special
September 9, 2026 at 6:27 PM
happy birthday to everyone born today!!!!!! sorry it’s statistically not that special
This is statistically correct.
Mystery Wrestling is the number 1 promotion in North America according to Cagematch.
September 16, 2026 at 12:58 AM
This is statistically correct.
"You should join your union.
Statistically you are underpaid"
Seen in Rugeley, United Kingdom
Statistically you are underpaid"
Seen in Rugeley, United Kingdom
August 9, 2026 at 3:34 PM
"You should join your union.
Statistically you are underpaid"
Seen in Rugeley, United Kingdom
Statistically you are underpaid"
Seen in Rugeley, United Kingdom
Hey, Labour! Statistically there would’ve been about 200 trans voters in this by-election. Whoopsie!
May 2, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Hey, Labour! Statistically there would’ve been about 200 trans voters in this by-election. Whoopsie!
statistically, probably because of this
August 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
statistically, probably because of this
Look, for my money the absolute game changer technologies right now are batteries and biosciences, not statistically modeling a mid conversation, but you do you.
April 19, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Look, for my money the absolute game changer technologies right now are batteries and biosciences, not statistically modeling a mid conversation, but you do you.
i want to protect my family and dont like gas, so i bought the statistically most dangerous car ever produced, a $70,000+ road-obliterating 19 ton monstrosity powered by child labor lithium
May 7, 2026 at 8:28 PM
i want to protect my family and dont like gas, so i bought the statistically most dangerous car ever produced, a $70,000+ road-obliterating 19 ton monstrosity powered by child labor lithium
Well… it finally happened… statistically, it was bound to, eventually sheerly by accident…
Dinesh is right.
Dinesh is right.
June 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Well… it finally happened… statistically, it was bound to, eventually sheerly by accident…
Dinesh is right.
Dinesh is right.
statistically, generation X
May 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
statistically, generation X
[Getting eaten by a shark]
Me: This is statistically unlikely
Me: This is statistically unlikely
October 19, 2024 at 8:03 PM
[Getting eaten by a shark]
Me: This is statistically unlikely
Me: This is statistically unlikely
A statistically, true fact!
November 24, 2024 at 4:48 PM
A statistically, true fact!