Step By Step: How Votes Are Counted https://theonion.com/step-by-step-how-votes-are-counted/
November 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Step By Step: How Votes Are Counted https://theonion.com/step-by-step-how-votes-are-counted/
This is a really essential point. Both need to step aside.
One extraordinary thing about this extraordinary election is that the party won historic gains *in spite of* national leadership. Does anyone think Jeffries (or Schumer, for that matter) *led* the party to this victory? Jeffries was meeting with Jared Kushner three months ago!
November 4, 2026 at 1:49 PM
This is a really essential point. Both need to step aside.
that’s great, thanks man, now step aside
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) now talking about Dems taking back the Senate tonight.
"Against all odds, Democrats have won the Senate," he says. "We have five words for the American people: relief is on the way."
"Against all odds, Democrats have won the Senate," he says. "We have five words for the American people: relief is on the way."
November 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
that’s great, thanks man, now step aside
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - reviews are in!
IGN - Great Fairy step on me
GamesRadar - Great Fairy step on me
Metacritic - Great Fairy step on me
Gamespot - 9/10
Game Informer - Great Fairy step on me
The game is currently sitting at 99 on Metacritic and 98 on OpenCritic
IGN - Great Fairy step on me
GamesRadar - Great Fairy step on me
Metacritic - Great Fairy step on me
Gamespot - 9/10
Game Informer - Great Fairy step on me
The game is currently sitting at 99 on Metacritic and 98 on OpenCritic
November 4, 2026 at 3:08 PM
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - reviews are in!
IGN - Great Fairy step on me
GamesRadar - Great Fairy step on me
Metacritic - Great Fairy step on me
Gamespot - 9/10
Game Informer - Great Fairy step on me
The game is currently sitting at 99 on Metacritic and 98 on OpenCritic
IGN - Great Fairy step on me
GamesRadar - Great Fairy step on me
Metacritic - Great Fairy step on me
Gamespot - 9/10
Game Informer - Great Fairy step on me
The game is currently sitting at 99 on Metacritic and 98 on OpenCritic
November 3, 2026 at 11:39 AM
HISTORIC WIN: Democrats are on track to fully control government in states with 52% of the population—their first majority since the 1978 elections.
Republicans will drop to just 24%.
Dems may fall just short in the GA, NC, and TX senates due to gerrymandering—these would have added another 16%
Republicans will drop to just 24%.
Dems may fall just short in the GA, NC, and TX senates due to gerrymandering—these would have added another 16%
November 4, 2026 at 6:08 AM
November 4, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Really
We have to step it up
We have to step it up
October 30, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Really
We have to step it up
We have to step it up
New episode! I didn’t expect this level of emotional rollercoaster about the mom from Step By Step!
New episode!
Suzanne Somers introduced the world to the Thighmaster, making her a 90s fitness icon. This week, we’re digging in on her early years, including the most glamorous mugshot we’ve seen.
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Suzanne Somers introduced the world to the Thighmaster, making her a 90s fitness icon. This week, we’re digging in on her early years, including the most glamorous mugshot we’ve seen.
maintenancephase.buzzsprout.com/1411126/epis...
November 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
New episode! I didn’t expect this level of emotional rollercoaster about the mom from Step By Step!
If you're a US citizen you can skip step two I GUESS but absolutely do not skip step one. Get out there and vote, y'all.
November 3, 2026 at 12:31 PM
If you're a US citizen you can skip step two I GUESS but absolutely do not skip step one. Get out there and vote, y'all.
Step 1: Compel women for carry pregnancies to term
Step 2: Cut health insurance that covers 41% of births
Step 3: Permit discrimination due to pregnancy
Step 2: Cut health insurance that covers 41% of births
Step 3: Permit discrimination due to pregnancy
The Trump administration is said to be scaling back workplace protections for women related to pregnancy and reproductive health. nyti.ms/3WmMMmT
November 3, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Step 1: Compel women for carry pregnancies to term
Step 2: Cut health insurance that covers 41% of births
Step 3: Permit discrimination due to pregnancy
Step 2: Cut health insurance that covers 41% of births
Step 3: Permit discrimination due to pregnancy
When you step on a LEGO at a White house construction site.
November 4, 2026 at 6:31 PM
When you step on a LEGO at a White house construction site.
Ukraine’s OBRIA NANO test satellite is operating in orbit. Built by Denmark’s GomSpace for HIMERA, it is a first step towards a Ukrainian-controlled communications network to reduce reliance on Starlink.
Ukraine’s OBRIA NANO test satellite enters orbit in first step towards reducing reliance on Starlink
Ukraine's HIMERA and Denmark's GomSpace put the OBRIA NANO test satellite in orbit, the first step toward a sovereign network to cut reliance on Starlink.
www.yacnews.com
November 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Ukraine’s OBRIA NANO test satellite is operating in orbit. Built by Denmark’s GomSpace for HIMERA, it is a first step towards a Ukrainian-controlled communications network to reduce reliance on Starlink.
IN TWO DAYS, WE TAKE THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS THE KINDER, RATIONAL, DECENT AMERICA WE WERE BEFORE THE PLAGUE OF MAGA.
#MakeAmericaNORMAL_Again
#MakeAmericaNORMAL_Again
November 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
IN TWO DAYS, WE TAKE THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS THE KINDER, RATIONAL, DECENT AMERICA WE WERE BEFORE THE PLAGUE OF MAGA.
#MakeAmericaNORMAL_Again
#MakeAmericaNORMAL_Again
I think he should step down immediately
Talarico: "I'm not interested in retribution. The people of Texas did not elect me last night for retribution. They elected me to deliver for them to make their lives easier and better and less stressful and that's what I plan to do, and I plan to do it even for the Texans who didn't vote for me."
November 4, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I think he should step down immediately
@schumer.senate.gov Step down tonight, this party isn’t for you.
November 4, 2026 at 6:41 AM
@schumer.senate.gov Step down tonight, this party isn’t for you.
hahaha what the fuck, did I have a stroke bsky.app/profile/step...
WOW: Texas Democrats could gain FULL control over state government.
Forget blocking new gerrymanders if that happens, they could *replace* the GOP's maps entirely, massively expand voting access, and take control over election administration in the biggest Trump state
Forget blocking new gerrymanders if that happens, they could *replace* the GOP's maps entirely, massively expand voting access, and take control over election administration in the biggest Trump state
I am jaw-dropped.
Democrats are leading in enough seats at the moment to flip the Texas state Senate.
Democrats are leading in enough seats at the moment to flip the Texas state Senate.
November 4, 2026 at 4:40 AM
hahaha what the fuck, did I have a stroke bsky.app/profile/step...
Gonna call Schumer to ask Schumer to step down.
I just called Jon Ossoff's office and requested that he not support Chuck Schumer as the next majority leader.
November 4, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Gonna call Schumer to ask Schumer to step down.
Step one: get hot (this may take time)
Step two: put on a dress and jewelry including your pride necklace
Step three: vote like your life depends on it because mine sure as hell does
Step four: BOAT STICKER
Step two: put on a dress and jewelry including your pride necklace
Step three: vote like your life depends on it because mine sure as hell does
Step four: BOAT STICKER
November 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Step one: get hot (this may take time)
Step two: put on a dress and jewelry including your pride necklace
Step three: vote like your life depends on it because mine sure as hell does
Step four: BOAT STICKER
Step two: put on a dress and jewelry including your pride necklace
Step three: vote like your life depends on it because mine sure as hell does
Step four: BOAT STICKER
Schumer needs to step aside if dems take the senate for the good of the country
November 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Schumer needs to step aside if dems take the senate for the good of the country