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spindlypete.bsky.social
he actually couldn't because his brother fell off his stepstool so he had to bring him a stuffed bee and pretend the bee was bringing him honey to make him stop crying
November 3, 2026 at 2:06 AM
stinapag.bsky.social
Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻💀
A blue dragon stands on a stepstool in his bedroom
October 31, 2026 at 9:25 PM
allaganlizard.etheirys.social
Just get a stepstool... as long as you do it with swagger... it'll work. Khojiin would melt if anyone tried it to her.
November 4, 2026 at 9:29 PM
boredomfestival.bsky.social
Jacob's Stepstool
November 1, 2026 at 1:58 AM
maxkriegervg.bsky.social
i got some words for @amyactonoh.bsky.social. signed, a born clevelander
The defining act that elevated your political career to gubernatorial candidate status was standing up to a Republican state government during COVID and paying with your position for the safety of Ohio's people. I thank you for that. Since then, your campaign has been notable for using some of Ohio's most vulnerable people, our transgender residents, as a stepstool, putting them under undue scrutiny to appeal to the nebulous anxiety of a hypothetical median voter. Judging by your slim margin of victory, the effectiveness of this inhumane strategy is entirely suspect, and moved the needle very little compared to a truly legendary blunder from your opponent. Vivek Ramaswamy's self-inflicted wound is his to own, but the escalation of hateful rhetoric leading up to it belongs to both of your campaigns. To be clear, the business of your own private life, and very real hurt you've endured, should have had no bearing on this race. Neither should the private lives and very real hurt of Ohio's trans people. I hope that your term as governor sees ample opportunity to improve quality of life in Ohio and undo much of the damage from both state and federal Republican governance. You must do so knowing it will forever be impossible to disentangle your opposition's fatal mistake from however much it was worth to you to use Ohio's trans people as a sacrificial pawn. You have 4 years to establish that your vision for all of Ohio's people is more fortitude than fluke. I look forward to seeing how you make things right.
November 4, 2026 at 4:38 AM
zenbeatle.bsky.social
Kash forgot his stepstool.
November 5, 2026 at 5:06 AM
stereolad.bsky.social
I choose to believe that it’s the Jack White we all know, but he needed a stepstool to reach the mixing board for this remix
November 3, 2026 at 3:02 PM
lepetitereboot.bsky.social
you can tell when i'm gonna make dinner because the stepstool comes out. i'm too short to reach the back of the bottom shelf 😔
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November 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
udhcmh.bsky.social
Here’s the thing about Vivek Ramaswamy: He doesn’t want to be governor. He doesn’t care about Ohio or its people. He doesn’t love the land or the cities. He doesn’t see a problem to solve. He doesn’t have a vision. He just wants a bauble. He wants a trophy. He wants stepstool to something else.
November 3, 2026 at 12:06 PM
scrummatt.bsky.social
Is he standing on a fucking stepstool so he can at least reach the height of an Oompa-Loompa? Fucking sawed-off little prick. He needs to be hunted down.
annabower.bsky.social Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 22h
When a congresswoman signaled that Greg Bovino could soon face a congressional oversight hearing, the former Border Patrol commander seized the opportunity to hawk his bourbon brand. The $99 whiskey bottles feature “Chief Bovino” in his government uniform.
Gregory K Bovino • @GregoryKBovino X.com Honey, slow your totalitarian roll. Citizens don't answer to communists in this country as much as you seem to believe that. A bit high and mighty are we; a swan-like song of a bonafide elitist. Tell you what, sugar, uncork a bottle of Commanders Choice (Commanders-choice.com), take a sip of Americana and check yourself. Don't worry, it's keto friendly, except you'll need to clear your schedule for some gym time for that to work". @OldPatrolHQ @LaurenWitzkeDE @Highway_30 • Congresswoman Delia C. Ramirez • @r...•19h Noem, Markwayne, Miller, Homan, Bovino, what's up? Clear your schedule. 10:34 AM • 11/4/26 • 185K Views greg bovino whiskey bottle that says commanders choice and features an image of him in government uniform. reads “deport them all”
November 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
lepetitereboot.bsky.social
my baby, you can get this ass whooping via stepstool if you want to
October 28, 2026 at 4:19 PM
eleanorstrousers.bsky.social
Time to brush my teeth, but make it drama.
Melodramatic black and white mirror selfie - me from the chest up in a muscle tank, like nine silver necklaces, and glasses. My hair is sort of a curly shag. One arm is leaning against the wall with two visible tattoos of trees and a lantern. The mirror is visibly streaky for ambience and not because I am too short to reach it without a stepstool.
October 29, 2026 at 2:20 AM
justaguyfromky.bsky.social
You think those guys could fit through that hoop the same way the girls did?

I think it would have been hilarious to see them try

It’s not differences in “problem solving”

both groups faced different realities

just like a tall person is able to reach what another needs a stepstool to reach
October 31, 2026 at 1:54 PM
greeblegraphics.com
Another set of trick-or-treaters rang our bell at 2pm. I think they're trying to get ahead of the lousy weather tonight. I set my candy station out early, but I'll bring it in before the rain starts around 5pm.
A stepstool with a glittering black fabric draped over it, holding bowls with a variety of Halloween candy. Chocorooms are tucked in and around the bowls.
October 31, 2026 at 9:40 PM
birdgehrl.bsky.social
delivery person really said "nobody stealing this shit if i can help it" and i respect the effort but i need a taller stepstool or a longer broom, thankfully it's textiles so nothing breakable
October 27, 2026 at 12:21 AM
collinswatch.bsky.social
This is the gist of it. #MEpolitics
Press Herald column: My first political rally was a pro-choice march in Washington, D.C., where I joined dozens of classmates outraged by infringements of Roe v. Wade. I kept noting to friends (probably obnoxiously) that Maine’s senators would always protect a woman’s right to choose. In 2006, my parents paid me to paint their bedroom a shade of mauve. From a radio balanced on the stepstool, I listened to all the hearings for Samuel Alito’s nomination to the Supreme Court. He called Roe v. Wade “important precedent” that “required considerable respect” and Sen. Collins voted to confirm him. Twelve years later, now 33 years old, I pulled my car over on Route 2 in Mexico, shocked. The Androscoggin glinted through fall foliage as I listened to Dr. Christine Blasey Ford carefully and credibly describe how Brett Kavanaugh had pinned her down and sexually assaulted her. Days later, listening to the radio at camp, my jaw dropped again as an unhinged Brett Kavanaugh pitched a fit to the Senate Judiciary Committee, a childish and noxious display that surely disqualified him for the nation’s highest court. A week later, back in Portland, a friend called to say that Susan Collins was voting to confirm Kavanaugh and I thought they were joking. The following summer, Collins attended a fundraiser at the Northeast Harbor mansion of Leonard Leo, a D.C. architect of the plan to create a MAGA Supreme Court.
October 27, 2026 at 12:55 PM
janbellina.bsky.social
2:10 Tthere goes folding tray table and stepstool storage!
October 24, 2026 at 6:42 PM
kamengaming.bsky.social
Will this one require a stepstool or stilts?
October 26, 2026 at 1:32 AM
happypharmer.bsky.social
Too tired to paint today. Maybe I'll do the 2nd coat on the 2nd door later if I get a burst of ambition. That would leave only the across-the-top portion. I'll have to get out the regular stepladder, because I'm still too unsteady to perch on the stepstool & reach over my head. Old lady problemsLOL
October 25, 2026 at 5:24 PM
monsterrider666.bsky.social
I’m a good pup for master/ mommy/ Sir’s cock 💋❤️

Cashapp: crimson6666
Vemo : crimsin666
Youpay @ crimsinpup
A Caucasian plus size person on their knees in front of a wooden stepstool that holds a Caucasian dildo in front of them a smile on their face, heavy, solid black Gothic eyeliner, black lips and dark eyebrows a Crimson curly mohawk with grey and black jackal ears on head with multiple tattoos along body person is nude 
October 25, 2026 at 7:09 PM
flaminghcts.bsky.social
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huh. didn’t realize the little man could cook in the first place .. assumed he wouldn’t be able to see over the stove without a stepstool.

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act3tchaikovsky.bsky.social 𝓒𝓸𝓾𝓹𝓮ྉ @act3tchaikovsky.bsky.social · 12d
Sweet, I'll bring marshmallows the next time. It's been awhile since I've had a good s'more. Last time was when Punch Up burnt down the kitchen.
flaminghcts.bsky.social ＊ᅠFLAMBAE. @flaminghcts.bsky.social · 12d
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well ― not like there’s any shortage of flammable clubs around here. there’s probably gonna be a next time.

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October 24, 2026 at 9:32 PM
apolloceleris.bsky.social
I'm planning out Apollo and Minfilia's wedding, which means I needed a venue, and none of the churches in-game sat right with me, so... I made my own! The Church of St. Norvello, dedicated to Azeyma.

If you want to see it for yourself, it's on Faerie; Lavender Beds, W21 Subdivision, Apartment 53
A view of a chapel from the ground near the front door, as light streams in from stained glass windows on the eastern wall. There is much greenery here, with rose trellises, ivy-covered pillars, and a lamp that is as much planter as light fixture. At the far end of the room, flanked by marble pillars, is a shrine to Azeyma, with fiery wings flanking a portrait of the Warden Herself. A close-up of the shrine, as well as the lectern from which a priest would speak. On the northwest corner of the room is a small shrine with a set of armor. It's hard to see from this angle, but the northeastern corner of the room is taken up by a large piano. A close-up of the southwestern corner, showing a small shrine dedicated to some kind of crystal globe, a ceremonial fountain for cleansing oneself (with a stepstool for those who are too short to reach it), and a ledger of some kind. The southeastern corner, showing another door, a map of Eorzea, and several books on a shelf alongside a record player.
October 26, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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October 27, 2026 at 3:41 PM