#StillWeird
JD Vance complains that he hasn't gotten a raise while being Vice President
September 14, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Vance Says World War 2 Wasn’t a “War” | ANDY BOROWITZ [Satire]
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—JD Vance raised eyebrows at a White House press briefing on Friday by telling reporters that he “wouldn’t call World War 2 a war.”
September 5, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice President of the United States
August 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
JD Vance: "My 6-year-old gives me a hug and says, 'Daddy, I didn't steal any of the cookies!' Of course he stole the cookies. So when I hear a guy protesting out of nowhere, 'I did not do any election fraud! I did not do any fraud!' It makes me wonder, why is that guy protesting so aggressively?"
July 8, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Vance: "The Straits are now open. The Iranian military is now destroyed."

Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz again this morning.
June 21, 2026 at 5:13 AM
“America is a great country because racism is so rare…” JD Vance

Rare? Meet Donald Trump.

🚩 Birther lie about Obama

🚩 Sued for housing discrimination against Black tenants

🚩 Called for executing the Central Park Five

🚩 Told 4 congresswomen of color to “go back to their country”

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June 18, 2026 at 4:43 PM
JD Vance, with his usual "nativist racist nonsense." 😳👇
April 24, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Vance is SO good at his job he somehow lost the election for the authoritarian in Hungry who literally rewrote the election rules and eroded democracy.
April 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
We hope Marco keeps J.D. “Just Disappoints” Vance at the kids table after his performance weekend.

YIKES!
April 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Nonsense. Not that I believe them, but the Iranian official position has long been that they will not seek a nuclear weapon. Try again JD.
Q: "What have they rejected here?"

Vance: "I won't go into all the details because I don't want to negotiate in public…The simple fact is that we need to see an affirmative commitment that they will not seek a nuclear weapon…We haven't seen that yet."
April 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
April 11, 2026 at 12:47 AM
FQ this puto Vance #StillWeird
I like this because it articulates the conservative concept of freedom in a nutshell. You have the freedom to do x, except you don't, because I don't want you to. bsky.app/profile/atru...
JD Vance: "You know what? My wife has the right to skydive, but she doesn't jump out of an airplane because she and I have an agreement she's not gonna do that, because I don't want my wife jumping out of an airplane."
April 9, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Meanwhile, the guy who can stop all this madness with a majority of cabinet officials is doing this.
April 8, 2026 at 4:50 AM
JD Vance came out of the witness protection program today, only to do his favorite thing: chewing out a reporter. And look at the look on Trump's face, which seems to be saying, boy did I blow it by picking this guy instead of Rubio.
Vice President JD Vance accused a reporter of attempting to "drive a wedge" when questioned about whether he is on board with the war on Iran, given Vance's "past skepticism of foreign adventurism."
March 16, 2026 at 9:40 PM
FQ Vance #StillWeird
March 7, 2026 at 3:55 PM
This boy and his family relied on government assistance, including SNAP. Flash forward years later, he wants to cut the very same program that fed him and 42 million people.
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
JD Vance actually posted this. He's definitely not looking at his wife Usha Vance — so he's either looking at a naked Snapchat pic of Erika Kirk or his couch. It's one or the other.
November 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
October 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
#ootd going to GeckoFest in Gulfport and taking the #ebikes #stillweird #stpete #florida
August 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Did @kristenwelker.bsky.social ask Vance why he’s taken so many vacations as VP?
August 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM