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August 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
STONKS: the official language of chaotic gains 📈😂

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July 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Markets are 85% sure the Fed will cut rates. The other 15%? Just sweating in silence. 🧊📉

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December 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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September 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Palantir plunges 9–12% in five days—AI bubble fears and profit-taking are shaking the hype.

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September 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Palantir ($PLTR) is up 452.94% in a year.

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May 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 1:52 PM
When even the sky starts charting bear channels...⚡📉

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January 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Not all dips are worth buying — some are just value traps in guac’s clothing 🥑📉
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December 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Back in the day: "Blame my broker."

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October 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Drake said forget compounding — we flipping calls before brunch. 😂

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October 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Stock crash vs. divorce? At least divorce doesn't take your portfolio too. 😂

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October 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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October 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Picking stocks without a plan? That’s financial roulette. 🎰

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September 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Crypto’s crashing the stock exchange party 🎉

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September 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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September 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Crypto guy: portfolio down 70%, sees +3% today

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September 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Palantir plunges 9–12% in five days—AI bubble fears and profit-taking are shaking the hype.

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August 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
“Stop buying!”
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August 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
“If the stock market could just be closed for the day… that would be great.” 📉😩

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August 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Short sellers bet against it.

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July 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
"The big money is in the waiting." — Charlie Munger 🧠📈

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July 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
NVIDIA just hit $4 TRILLION in market cap. 💥💻

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July 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Remember this scam?

Theranos raised $700M on fake tech. 🩸

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July 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM