October 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Not me burning the side of my neck.....even tho I ain't got no hair but a low fade 🫠😭🤭🤣 #stonerproblems #blacksky
November 17, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Not me burning the side of my neck.....even tho I ain't got no hair but a low fade 🫠😭🤭🤣 #stonerproblems #blacksky
In your attempts to reorganize your mind… you reorganize your hall closet… and put your daily perfume and deodorant up in your bedroom because that’s where normal people put it… forgetting you’re not normal and it was in the hall closet for a reason..
#stonerproblems
#stonerproblems
August 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In your attempts to reorganize your mind… you reorganize your hall closet… and put your daily perfume and deodorant up in your bedroom because that’s where normal people put it… forgetting you’re not normal and it was in the hall closet for a reason..
#stonerproblems
#stonerproblems
I was stoned a couple nights ago, to a point I wasn't aware of; when I spit the food out of my mouth to hear the video I was watching better, because, get this... I was tasting too loud.
#stonerproblems
#stonerproblems
December 29, 2024 at 4:34 PM
I was stoned a couple nights ago, to a point I wasn't aware of; when I spit the food out of my mouth to hear the video I was watching better, because, get this... I was tasting too loud.
#stonerproblems
#stonerproblems
That feeling when you clean your bong & it feels like you've turned your life around 😂 #stonerproblems #weedsmokers #dispensary #thereef
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds and says fresh start
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds and says fresh start
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July 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
That feeling when you clean your bong & it feels like you've turned your life around 😂 #stonerproblems #weedsmokers #dispensary #thereef
15 days shy of not smoking so I could get tested for adhd. Just blew it. Life is too stressful to not be herbed up. #StonerProblems #GayStoner #LGBTQIA+Stoner #StonerLife
October 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
15 days shy of not smoking so I could get tested for adhd. Just blew it. Life is too stressful to not be herbed up. #StonerProblems #GayStoner #LGBTQIA+Stoner #StonerLife
Getting tested for adhd & autism. Have to give up weed for 90 days. They actually drug test when you do this. Oh well, booze it is for the next 90 days! It's cheaper. #StonerProblems
July 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Getting tested for adhd & autism. Have to give up weed for 90 days. They actually drug test when you do this. Oh well, booze it is for the next 90 days! It's cheaper. #StonerProblems
I'm so gay: Stoned, watching Gypsy with Rosalind & Natalie. I'm so gay i could tell they shortened the overture, they swapped some numbers around & weird wording in the Mr. Goldstone number. Also, Tulsa looked like a stunted Greg Brady. #StonerProblems #GayStoner #NatalieWoodGypsy
July 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I'm so gay: Stoned, watching Gypsy with Rosalind & Natalie. I'm so gay i could tell they shortened the overture, they swapped some numbers around & weird wording in the Mr. Goldstone number. Also, Tulsa looked like a stunted Greg Brady. #StonerProblems #GayStoner #NatalieWoodGypsy
Listening to Patti Lupone do Eva's Final Broadcast and I'm tearing up.... #StonerProblems #GayProblems #HomoProblems
June 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Listening to Patti Lupone do Eva's Final Broadcast and I'm tearing up.... #StonerProblems #GayProblems #HomoProblems
Vacation with Christina Applegate & Ed Helms. It's stupid, it's wacky & it's fun. #StonedStoned #StonerProblems #GayStoner
June 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Vacation with Christina Applegate & Ed Helms. It's stupid, it's wacky & it's fun. #StonedStoned #StonerProblems #GayStoner
Dispensary order came out to $194. Got to counter, guy asked if anyone had checked my points. Adding a $5 preroll,i had so many points the new total came out to $95. #StonerProblems #GayStoner
June 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Dispensary order came out to $194. Got to counter, guy asked if anyone had checked my points. Adding a $5 preroll,i had so many points the new total came out to $95. #StonerProblems #GayStoner
I would sell your mom for a good buzz right now.... #StonerProblems
April 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I would sell your mom for a good buzz right now.... #StonerProblems
The current spelling 'marijuana' appears to have been an English invention.
April 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It makes me sad when the person checking me out at the dispensary doesn't make eye contact. #StonerProblems
April 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It makes me sad when the person checking me out at the dispensary doesn't make eye contact. #StonerProblems
My local dispensary is now "target" for me. I go in wanting to spend under $100 and fail every time! #StonerProblems
April 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My local dispensary is now "target" for me. I go in wanting to spend under $100 and fail every time! #StonerProblems
I was going to post something really freaking funny but I can’t for the life of me remember what it was #stonerproblems
April 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I was going to post something really freaking funny but I can’t for the life of me remember what it was #stonerproblems
i cant be the only one who gets a little hard when i breathe after my friends hit the pen right??? #stonerproblems
June 24, 2026 at 6:35 AM
i cant be the only one who gets a little hard when i breathe after my friends hit the pen right??? #stonerproblems
I got high, starting listening to Cake and forgot to go get some juice.
#stonerproblems
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#stonerproblems
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CAKE - Never There (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by CakeVEVO
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March 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I got high, starting listening to Cake and forgot to go get some juice.
#stonerproblems
youtu.be/FRZzUh9hcTo?...
#stonerproblems
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I'm a little hungry and I'm a little high, but I'm alotta thirsty 🥵 cotton mouth forreal, and at work no less 🤦🏼♀️
#stonerproblems
#stonerproblems
December 8, 2024 at 1:33 PM
I'm a little hungry and I'm a little high, but I'm alotta thirsty 🥵 cotton mouth forreal, and at work no less 🤦🏼♀️
#stonerproblems
#stonerproblems
Also our 🍃 app is being silly and doesn’t want to work… #stonerproblems
November 7, 2023 at 2:26 AM
Also our 🍃 app is being silly and doesn’t want to work… #stonerproblems
January 25, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Y'all I'm so bummed I forgot my cute animal crossing lighter in my winter jacket for a couple days when I was going into the office for work and now it won't light anymore :(
#stonerproblems 🤦♀️
#stonerproblems 🤦♀️
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Y'all I'm so bummed I forgot my cute animal crossing lighter in my winter jacket for a couple days when I was going into the office for work and now it won't light anymore :(
#stonerproblems 🤦♀️
#stonerproblems 🤦♀️
The new Stiizy battery I got is like a ProX and it’s fcking amazing! 🤩 I’m now glad my old battery (which was also a decent one) accidentally went through the laundry; but RIP to the full cart that was still in the pocket 😩 #stonerproblems 💸💸💸
February 7, 2025 at 7:13 AM
The new Stiizy battery I got is like a ProX and it’s fcking amazing! 🤩 I’m now glad my old battery (which was also a decent one) accidentally went through the laundry; but RIP to the full cart that was still in the pocket 😩 #stonerproblems 💸💸💸
I have been sick for a week. Complete purge of my system. Nothing but water, rice, and soup. Worst part: this is a horrible year to be sober for a week. #stonerproblems #2025sucks
June 27, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I have been sick for a week. Complete purge of my system. Nothing but water, rice, and soup. Worst part: this is a horrible year to be sober for a week. #stonerproblems #2025sucks