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robinsonmeyer.bsky.social
Meanwhile, on X:
Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente I have a dumb bitcoin/crypto question. If the point of Bitcoin is to be independent of the US Dollar and non regulated why does it basically trade exactly like the Us stock market nowadays? Market up bitcoin up. Market down bitcoin down.
April 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
jakemgrumbach.bsky.social
Can’t stop cracking up at this. Incredible.
Dave Portnoy & e @stoolpresidente Follow I have a dumb bitcoin/crypto question. If the point of Bitcoin is to be independent of the US Dollar and non regulated why does it basically trade exactly like the Us stock market nowadays? Market up bitcoin up. Market down bitcoin down. 8:10 AM • 4/3/25 • 1.7M Views 2.3K 681 13K 437
April 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
sandwichpick.bsky.social
DAVE PORTNOY Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente Follow I made my 1st bet of college football season and it be my strongest play of the year. Rutgers -29.5 to beat umass by 40 plus may 4:28 PM . 03 Sep 26 . 885K Views
September 3, 2026 at 11:55 PM
sandwichpick.bsky.social
You actually hate to see it
DAYC PORTNOT Dave Portnoy J @stoolpresidente 1h WE AINT GOING ANYWHERE!!!! GLORY GLORY TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR! EVE
May 24, 2026 at 5:14 PM
razzball.bsky.social
Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente X.com Whoever vandalized my home is lucky Miss Peaches is too kind to bite. The rivalry giveth. The rivalry taketh away Meme saying it’s faked
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
atrupar.com
I’m sorry, but to become a Dave Portnoy character witness and kiss his ass because he posted one sane thing is sad stuff. The guy played a key role in getting Trump elected last year and is not your friend if you’re a Dem elected official.
Swalwell: “People think @stoolpresidente is popular because he’s funny and kind as he saves all these businesses or because he really knows his sports. All those are true. But the real reason for his success is he sees things that we can all see but he has the courage to say it.”
March 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
brendelbored.bsky.social
Oh boy oh wow felt bad about the Detroit series but this feels great
Dave Portnoy &0 @stoolpresidente • Follow I said it would be a gentleman's sweep. I was wrong. The Knicks don't belong in the same gym with us. #celticsin3
May 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
andylevy.net
heads up if you liked “sinners” you have no movie credibility with the guy who planned his whole weekend around streaming a film that just opened in theaters
tweet from Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente: I've heard all the hype about Weapons. Planned my entire weekend around watching it. I didn't realize it wasn't available to stream yet. Sol went with Sinners instead. I may be like 6 months late with this critique but that was one of the most overhyped overrated movies of all time. If you say that movie was great you have no movie credibility with me. 11:38 AM • 8/11/25 • 2M Views
August 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social
Meanwhile, on Twitter...
2:222 •ll 7614 Elon Musk ® X @elonmusk • 3h I love @realDonaldTrump as much as a straight man can love another man ye v @kanyewest • 7h IM A NAZI Donald J. Trump & @realDonaldTrump•1h.. Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump I will be signing an Executive Order next week ending the ridiculous Biden push for Paper Straws, which don't work. BACK TO PLASTIC! ye @kanyewest •8h I TURNED DOWN 3 PHOTOS THIS WEEK WITH MAKE A WISH KIDS IN WHEELCHAIRS О 4.3к [725K О 118К І 13М Д1 Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente •43m ••. Uh oh. Davey learned how to trade shitcoin and is already up a billion percent on my 1st one!!!!! #montoyaporfavor Montoya por favor 2.68M MONTOYA $6,122.36 +$6,100.92 717 L7 314 2.5K Ill 987K + Who to follow GROK Pudgy Penguins and 4 others follow Yance Follaw
February 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
lizrummy.bsky.social
no bsky take can compete with this though
Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente The difference between Belgium and the United States is that in the United States we always want to beat the best. The US Mens team wouldnt have even taken the field if Belgiums best player was unfairly suspended. Apparently Belgium wants the easy way out Very sad European behavior
July 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
ajs1977.bsky.social
Thoughts and prayers, everyone, for

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" @stoolpresidente "
February 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
yasharali.bsky.social
Dave Portnoy has some questions.
Dave Portnoy 90 @stoolpresidente If I'm gonna be fair these questions needs to be asked today. Why is the release of the Epstein list always a shit show? What's the point of booting out illegals and criminals while somehow becoming a safe haven for the Tate brothers? Why is Crypto in the toilet if Trump is crypto king? How far does Tsla stock have to crash before Elon goes back to work?
February 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
razzball.bsky.social
there are no smart crypto questions
Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente I have a dumb bitcoin/crypto question. If the point of Bitcoin is to be independent of the US Dollar and non regulated why does it basically trade exactly like the Us stock market nowadays? Market up bitcoin up. Market down bitcoin down.
April 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
razzball.bsky.social
We need to start a new sports media outlet
Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente Follow Emergency Press Conference - Barstool Sports is Proud to announce a new wide ranging partnership with Fox Sports. This is the 1st time in our illustrious and notorious history that we've got a Tv partner we believe in and believes in us. I can't wait to see what we create together. 叫x
July 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
thejawnoftime.bsky.social
This bloated short alcoholic 50 year old ass got pushed into my IG feed, and it’s depressing how many people I know follow him

“No one does content like him!”

No, actually, there are thousands of copy & paste content bros who aren’t as disgusting as Dave doing the same thing, you’ll be fine
Dave Portnoy’s Instagram profile showing 54 mutual followers of mine stoolpresidente is blocked Any other profiles they may have or create are also blocked.
August 20, 2026 at 2:17 PM
leftistwonk.bsky.social
I mean...
Eric Swalwell on Twitter March 28, 2025 People think @stoolpresidente is popular because he’s funny and kind as he saves all these businesses or because he really knows his sports. All those are true. But the real reason for his success is he sees things that we can all see but he has the courage to say it.
April 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
razzball.bsky.social
Thank you, Bari Weiss
Just days ago, Barstool’s Dave Portnoy ( @stoolpresidente ) was recording a pizza review in Mississippi, when a passerby shouted an antisemitic comment and the interaction was caught on camera. In an interview with @CBSSunday airing next weekend, Portnoy tells @tonydokoupil that he’s seen a sharp rise in antisemitism lately, noting that he now gets that sort of hate every day.
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
razzball.bsky.social
Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente · 2h ESPN is officially Barstool Jr. Quote Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter · 2h Starting Thursday, Sept. 4, former NFL players Taylor Lewan and Will Compton, the hosts of the popular podcast and sports entertainment brand Bussin’ With The Boys’, will make appearances across ESPN platforms throughout the football season, mainly on Get Up. Worst person making a point
August 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
razzball.bsky.social
the dumbest to ever do it
tweet Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente Here is my last point on Kimmel. If Kimmel came on and apologized like this the day after his remarks he probably wouldn’t have been suspended. But by all accounts he wanted to double down. Again for the billionth time this isn’t a free speech issue. He works for Mickey Mouse on NETWORK TV. Nobody said he was going to jail. He was dealing with the consequences of making off color jokes about the murder of a guy who meant a ton to a ton of people and blamed it on the very people who love him the most before the body was even cold. So yeah there was outrage that Mickey had to deal with. Then the pendulum swung the other way and they put him back on air. Either way it was never a free speech issue. When you work for somebody else and you offend a ton of people you deal with the consequences. Him framing this as free speech is a joke. https://x.com/VigilantFox/status/1970704059741970865/video/1
September 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
lastdivebar.bsky.social
“It’s the same exact Coliseum…the field is pristine (Clay Wood), the walls, the locker room, the steps, they haven’t changed the carpet in 50 years.” - @barstoolgruden

“Oakland to me, is a great sports town.” - @stoolpresidente

“And they got screwed!” - @barstoolbigcat
February 5, 2026 at 1:56 AM
razzball.bsky.social
Brain dead
Dave Portnoy & @stoolpresidente X.com With Kimmel getting canned I'm seeing lots of people talking about the hypocrisy of cancel culture. To me Cancel culture is when people go out of their way to dig up old tweets, videos etc looking for dirt on somebody they don't like in an effort to get them fired. Like if Kimmel got canceled for shit he did on the Man Show that would be cancel culture. But when a person says something that a ton of people find offensive, rude, dumb in real time and then that person is punished for it that's not cancel culture. That is consequences for your actions
September 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
tammigaw.bsky.social
Yep that tracks
Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell People think @stoolpresidente is popular because he's funny and kind as he saves all these businesses or because he really knows his sports. All those are true. But the real reason for his success is he sees things that we can all see but he has the courage to say it. Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente Mar 26, 2025 Political Rant incoming on the Houthis Leaked Groupchat. If you don't like my political rants just keep the line moving.
April 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
razzball.bsky.social
Ken Rosenthal’s cohost co-signing some vitriol against AOC, Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib by Dave Portnoy
This. Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente • 21h Happy 250th birthday to the best country on earth! I was reading a book the other day and was struck by this paragraph. I don't know who the author was but I thought it was brilliant and perfectly said. ULTER. PS: Since I'm ranting about the absurdity of politics, can I say one more thing that drives me crazy? I guess I can since it's my book. I hate how so many people in this country proclaim to hate it. All they do is criticize it. They don t want to celebrate the Fourth of July. They don't want to root for America in the Olympics. When was the last time AOC or Ilhan Omar or Rashida Tlaib said something positive about the United States? It's always about how awful it is here. How racist, how unfair, how sexist. How bad capitalism is. Yet all anybody wants to do is come to this country. All anybody wants to do is migrate here. I'm not saying the United States is perfect by any stretch of the im-agination, but where else would you want to live? Who is doing it better than we are? If it's so fucking bad, you can leave. But nobody ever does. They just complain about it. People wave flags of other countries in the street and say death to America while not wanting to be within miles and miles of the place they came from. In half these countries, if you tried to protest in the streets, you'd be thrown in prison or killed. This is all stuff that made the Donald Trump movement grow. At some point you are just sick of hearing how shitty your country is when it's still the best country in the world.
July 5, 2026 at 2:24 PM
fullslack.bsky.social
Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente X.com Real shocker here. What's that old expression? Communists of a feather flock together? Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani & @NY...•5h I was briefed this morning on the U.S. military capture of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his wife, as well as their planned imprisonment in federal custody here in New York C...
January 3, 2026 at 11:39 PM