#StoolPresidente
As one would expect, Dave Portnoy is handling his demotion with the level of grace and professionalism we’ve come to expect from Barstool.
October 3, 2026 at 1:16 AM
This one's for you WMU_Football !!!!

Fuck UMichFootball & stoolpresidente too!!!

Keep bitching & pissing all ya' want at me Motherfuckers: IT FUCKING FINALLY HAPPENED THIS TIME BITCH!!!

#B1GonCBS #IOWAvsMICH #WesternMichigan #WesternMichiganWon
September 26, 2026 at 11:08 PM
@23cmcpadres tweeted
Dave Portnoy thinks there was 1 second here. https://t.co/JZSdyonG1I

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@stoolpresidente Hey @OldTakesExposed I expect a full accounting of people who pronounced Michigan dead
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@23cmcpadres tweeted Dave Portnoy thinks there was 1 second here. https://t.co/JZSdyonG1I 💬 @stoolpresidente Hey @OldTakesExposed I expect a full accounting of people who pronounced Michigan dead
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September 6, 2026 at 3:10 AM
incredible things are happening on the personal banking app
September 4, 2026 at 1:50 AM
September 3, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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Dave Portnoy / @stoolpresidente:

As a wise man once said...no doy $dkng 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
August 28, 2026 at 11:09 PM
This bloated short alcoholic 50 year old ass got pushed into my IG feed, and it’s depressing how many people I know follow him

“No one does content like him!”

No, actually, there are thousands of copy & paste content bros who aren’t as disgusting as Dave doing the same thing, you’ll be fine
August 20, 2026 at 2:17 PM
#StevosBusinessBook of the Week: Cancel Me If You Can by @StoolPresidente In his unfiltered style, #DavePortnoy details the journey of how he built his polarizing media empire: #BarstoolSports @GalleryBooks amzn.to/4xsDCm3 #ad #StevosNovelIdeas #booksky
August 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Dave Portnoy
@stoolpresidente on X
Lets not forget the time Dijonai went on a drunk racist rant against a cab driver. When people show you who they are believe them
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August 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
His long time Twitter handle is apt, even when he was a little New England nobody with barstool sports....STOOLpresidente
July 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
The Vetters on the Democrats side….and these people want to run your city, county, state and country. Seriously thought this was a parody, but it’s 100% real. x.com/stoolpreside...
Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) on X
I thought this video was fake at first. Nope its real. This is who handpicked Platner to run in Maine? We cant hate politics enough
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July 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
no bsky take can compete with this though
July 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Ken Rosenthal’s cohost co-signing some vitriol against AOC, Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib by Dave Portnoy
July 5, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Stalin will personally be checking...
July 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I’m surprised he’s not including “drive SoulCycle out of business” as a policy aim after he got cuckolded by one of their instructors: x.com/stoolpreside...
Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) on X
Best way to avoid calling 911? Don't have your instructors fuck the girlfriend of head of major media company. #dailysoul @soulcycle https://t.co/sbhNyDtym4
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July 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Love watching the fans! See what happens when we let “the other in”? Great things!
Dave Portnoy on Instagram: "For the 1st time in my life I have caught World Cup Fever. No Scotland….No Party"
58K likes, 1,508 comments - stoolpresidente on June 16, 2026: "For the 1st time in my life I have caught World Cup Fever. No Scotland….No Party".
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June 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
@rich_roberts tweeted
Read a book. Or watch Drogba highlights.

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@stoolpresidente There can’t be more than 11 people in the United States who knew what Côte d'Ivoire was before the World Cup.
June 15, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Dime store used and returned Bill Simmons

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June 14, 2026 at 9:00 AM
I mean, idk what counts as objective these days, but they had the best point differential in NBA playoff history?!?

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June 14, 2026 at 6:41 AM
RT @stoolpresidente: Bitcoin and crypto are making me sad.
June 4, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Yet again I agree with Portnoy
May 31, 2026 at 12:19 AM
You actually hate to see it
May 24, 2026 at 5:14 PM
As always, fuck Dave Portnoy. I’ve been dying to go to Best Pizza in Williamsburg for so long. Frank’s “The Pizza Show” on Vice was so good. www.instagram.com/reel/DYPtXxc...
The Go To Food Podcast on Instagram: "@bestpizza33 reveals his thoughts on @stoolpresidente knowing absolutely nothing about pizza and his ‘ridiculous’ decimal rating system! 🤣 #gotofoodpod"
8,215 likes, 1,290 comments - gotofoodpod on May 12, 2026: "@bestpizza33 reveals his thoughts on @stoolpresidente knowing absolutely nothing about pizza and his ‘ridiculous’ decimal rating system! 🤣 #...
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May 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM