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andyhemming.bsky.social
So big that scissors were needed to help it flush… #StoolReport
September 25, 2026 at 10:37 AM
denofscholes.bsky.social
#stoolreport
samuelpepys.bsky.social Samuel Pepys @samuelpepys.bsky.social · Aug 25
By water to Woolwich where I staid seeing a cable of 14 inches laid, in which there was good variety.
August 25, 2025 at 8:59 AM
tammi.bsky.social
#StoolReport
nndroid.bsky.social Andrew Harrison @nndroid.bsky.social · Oct 17
Another one for the #Profanisaurus.
October 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
clownf1st.bsky.social
Whole baked ham #stoolreport
December 29, 2024 at 12:41 PM
clownf1st.bsky.social
Protomolecule #stoolreport
December 17, 2024 at 7:32 PM
clownf1st.bsky.social
#stoolreport
oblique-strategies.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Oblique Strategies @oblique-strategies.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · Jul 14
Not building a wall but making a brick

#obliquestrategies
A black-and-white photo of an Oblique Strategy card. The card reads: 'Not building a wall but making a brick'.
July 14, 2026 at 11:03 AM
clownf1st.bsky.social
EVACUATION BREAK #stoolreport
A small toilet
July 4, 2026 at 9:29 PM
clownf1st.bsky.social
Freestyle halfpipe #stoolreport
February 22, 2026 at 10:22 AM
clownf1st.bsky.social
Motion smoothing #stoolreport
February 28, 2026 at 9:37 AM
clownf1st.bsky.social
#stoolreport
Two colossal logs mounted on posts in Diocletian's cellar
September 5, 2026 at 10:03 AM
clownf1st.bsky.social
Hot dog
Blocked up bog
Clownf1st's trademark 🎶
#stoolreport
October 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
clownf1st.bsky.social
Tobler #stoolreport
December 26, 2023 at 9:12 AM
clownf1st.bsky.social
Bolognese cannon 😬 #stoolreport
March 3, 2025 at 8:07 AM
clownf1st.bsky.social
Dropped blancmange #stoolreport
May 14, 2026 at 6:50 AM
clownf1st.bsky.social
Accretion disk #stoolreport
June 30, 2025 at 8:35 AM
clownf1st.bsky.social
Forceps! #stoolreport
August 19, 2023 at 5:36 PM
clownf1st.bsky.social
I've just sprayed some tar too #stoolreport
simonjones.bsky.social Simon Jones @simonjones.bsky.social · Jun 6
Women spraying tar on a London road. #WW1 Photo: Horace Nicholls. Source: www.iwm.org.uk/collections/...
Black and white photo. Two women in overalls and long skirts using a mobile tar heater and spray on an urban street.
June 7, 2026 at 7:22 AM
clownf1st.bsky.social
MONSTROUS DUMP #stoolreport
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 AM
clownf1st.bsky.social
Supertanker passing through the Straits #stoolreport
April 13, 2026 at 11:35 AM
clownf1st.bsky.social
Triple somersault with half pike #stoolreport
May 26, 2026 at 7:08 AM
clownf1st.bsky.social
Thermonuclear #stoolreport
September 11, 2024 at 4:53 PM
clownf1st.bsky.social
Thor's hammer #stoolreport
September 9, 2023 at 11:45 PM
clownf1st.bsky.social
Mocked up Daily Telegraph headline: Allister Heath Starmer's secret #stoolreport agenda will destroy the economy within months.
February 26, 2026 at 11:53 AM
drmonkeyface.bsky.social
Dammit, should have put #stoolreport

One for @clownf1st.bsky.social
July 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM
clownf1st.bsky.social
WORMSIGN! #stoolreport
July 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM