But plastic straws are back…
February 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
But plastic straws are back…
We're Running out of Straws in
Chump's America, Mr. Tribe......
Chump's America, Mr. Tribe......
August 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
We're Running out of Straws in
Chump's America, Mr. Tribe......
Chump's America, Mr. Tribe......
Fuck it then, I’m using straws again.
April 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Fuck it then, I’m using straws again.
Gives new meaning to "grasping at straws."
even Fox News is having a hard time spinning Trump's first 100 days
April 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Gives new meaning to "grasping at straws."
Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws
October 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws
something something paper straws
April 4, 2024 at 7:47 AM
something something paper straws
They’re literally grasping at straws
July 22, 2024 at 1:47 AM
They’re literally grasping at straws
Those straws ain't gonna grasp themselves
September 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Those straws ain't gonna grasp themselves
Paper straws, tho. 🇺🇸
Some voters got mad about people listing their pronouns, so now we're sending law-abiding, legal immigrants to torture prisons and being hit with the largest middle class tax hike in at least 40 years.
April 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Paper straws, tho. 🇺🇸
oh god remember the drinking from straws LOL
And don’t let them catch you drinking from a straw while also having testicles.
June 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
oh god remember the drinking from straws LOL
They’re grasping at straws.
Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by ICE, had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage"
January 8, 2026 at 4:07 AM
They’re grasping at straws.
A DoorDasher forgetting straws is a mistake. Texting a journalist war plans is a major f**k up
March 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A DoorDasher forgetting straws is a mistake. Texting a journalist war plans is a major f**k up
ok so @threnody.bsky.social and i have decided blue sky has to draw straws to see who here has to fire RFK jr
does any body have 38.5 million straws
does any body have 38.5 million straws
Fire RFK Jr. now.
August 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
ok so @threnody.bsky.social and i have decided blue sky has to draw straws to see who here has to fire RFK jr
does any body have 38.5 million straws
does any body have 38.5 million straws
Poilievre is "grasping at straws" with his promise to overturn single use plastic ban overturn.
The country is worried about annexation, and he's worried about straws... 🤦🏻♀️
The country is worried about annexation, and he's worried about straws... 🤦🏻♀️
April 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Poilievre is "grasping at straws" with his promise to overturn single use plastic ban overturn.
The country is worried about annexation, and he's worried about straws... 🤦🏻♀️
The country is worried about annexation, and he's worried about straws... 🤦🏻♀️
August 1, 2026 at 12:23 AM
why did one straw break the camel’s back?
here’s the secret:
the million other straws underneath it.
here’s the secret:
the million other straws underneath it.
July 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
why did one straw break the camel’s back?
here’s the secret:
the million other straws underneath it.
here’s the secret:
the million other straws underneath it.
And after, we're going to the sock hop!
August 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
And after, we're going to the sock hop!
The party that wants to do nothing on gun violence, climate change and income inequality promises to do something about these damned paper straws
August 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The party that wants to do nothing on gun violence, climate change and income inequality promises to do something about these damned paper straws
Beginning to think Trump removing paper straws from federal buildings was a distraction
March 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Beginning to think Trump removing paper straws from federal buildings was a distraction
my most crank theory of “wokeness of straws” will shock the world when everyone realizes straw wokeness has nothing to do with paper straws at all
February 20, 2025 at 7:05 AM
my most crank theory of “wokeness of straws” will shock the world when everyone realizes straw wokeness has nothing to do with paper straws at all
Protecting his straws.
April 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Protecting his straws.
Back. Chewin' straws.
June 14, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Back. Chewin' straws.