#Stuporbowl
“No one bikes in winter.”

Minneapolis, right after 5” of fresh snow:

(📸: @brianmitchl.com )
February 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Some shots from yesterday: best part of Super Bowl weekend in Minneapolis every year: StuporBowl! Always the day before SB, whether it’s -20 or 2 ft of snow. Speed race: hit all 10 stops fast as possible. Stupor: drink a beer at each of all 9 stops (or as many as you can hit in ~4hours!).
February 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It was 12°F (-11°C) when Stuporbowl kicked off today.

I saw bikes everywhere when I picked our oldest up from a birthday party this afternoon.

Minneapolis bike folks are so awesome & know how to have fun.

🚲❤️

Source: www.instagram.com/thetonepots?...
February 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
This is Minneapolis:

The Stuporbowl (huge winter alley cat bike race) donates all net proceeds to Smitten Kitten (local sex shop) bc they’re doing the most to get rent covered for our neighbors.

Would be cool if our state govt could help, you know, at some point…?
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 AM
My flawless record of not watching the stuporbowl remains unbroken.
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
stuporbowl
February 8, 2026 at 7:25 PM
no joke, this was me during stuporbowl: "why tf can't I keep up with my friends?!" *rear tire actively deflating*
Went biking today (that’s why you didn’t recognize me). Was so so so whiny for the first three miles. “I thought biking was supposed to be easier than walking!” “My legs are tired.” “Why doesn’t biking use any of the same muscles as walking?” and on and on.

Turns out back tire at 5psi will do that.
April 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
While others Stuporbowl, I get my 10 year old home from a birthday party a mile away.

😆

(Their helmet is on under their hood.)
February 8, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Boycott the stuporbowl…
February 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
StuporBowl
The median ticket price for Sunday’s Super Bowl is $7,497.

I don’t even want to know what a beer costs.

But even if you want to go to a regular-season sporting event, tickets and concession prices will cost you a small fortune.

Here’s one thing we can do about it.
How Billionaires Are Ruining Sports
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February 8, 2026 at 8:07 PM
9 days until pitchers and catchers report
#baseball #AmericasRealPastime #MLB #StuporBowl
January 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
giving myself a blank check for winter biking equipment upgrades, so I can participate in stuporbowl activities this year
January 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
okay actually tho an alleycat race involving a stop at every dispensary akin to stuporbowl but in august
April 23, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Stuporbowl
Footbore
February 8, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I can't believe I'm finally participating in my first stuporbowl this year.
February 6, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Just pre-registered for #StuporBowl in a suit! 😂
Got some looks, got some comments, but this is my 10th year and I’ve placed top 20-25 the last two times I’ve raced.
Tomorrow, I’m back to being my normal single speed self. Let’s race!!
February 7, 2026 at 3:51 AM
February 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
hi folks it’s bike to work day here in colorado! the temps have retreated from their 100f high and it’s a gorgeous day out right now.

follow along with me as i hit up some stations on a very roundabout commute to work!
June 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Stuporbowl > Super Bowl #MPLS #bike #CULTure
February 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
me neither!! fuck drumpf and his stuporbowl!!!
February 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Also, because I am still professional at all times, I did not spend time editing an ink update to make it look like Lilian collapsed a massive jumbotron after physically climbing inside for "the best view of her best side" over super bowl Sunday.

more like stuporbowl😒
March 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Really looking forward to seeing some of the advertisements airing during the Stuporbowl.
When will they be on YouTube? 🤣
February 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
StuporBowl is Saturday and nobody told me. Well, @andy-singer.bsky.social mentioned it. It’s ok, I think I might be a little too old for that at this point.
February 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
The only sporting event this weekend that I want to hear about is StuporBowl '69, which was yesterday.
February 11, 2024 at 5:12 PM
haven’t been since pre covid but stuporbowl is absolutely a blast. i think i managed to actually complete it only once though lol.
February 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM