#Sturgeons
Sturgeons aka are delicious. Best fish for me.
October 2, 2026 at 7:29 PM
It's all a Sturgeons law issue. If you make it easier to make a lot of something a lot of shit stuff will get made.
October 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Those 200 officers must have been off on long term sick after putting the blue ten outside Nicola Sturgeons house. They were nowhere to be seen for the husband of the Labour MP who was spying for the chinese while she was shagging sub captains.
September 28, 2026 at 11:19 AM
oh that explains why ive had so many people notice the weird al mention
i thought i was surrounded by peere but no it is merely sturgeons law
September 27, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Amazing.
I just read that Sturgeons can live that long as well, and their ancestors existed with dinosaurs 200 million years ago.
September 22, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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September 22, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Very good answer sturgeon are so cool.... I love the nose on pallid sturgeons
September 22, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Der Kakhovka-reservoaret låg frå 1950 og fram til russarane sprengde demninga i 2023, kjem no våtmarkene og skogane tilbake. ecopolitic.com.ua/en/news/the-...
The fourth summer of the Great Meadow: the trees are growing ever taller, and the pelicans and sturgeons have returned
More than 320 species of flowering plants alone have already been recorded here
ecopolitic.com.ua
September 20, 2026 at 12:37 PM
2 stylised dolphins/ sturgeons writhe around the base of a fluted column topped with a globe light with a metal crown.
The lamp posts were designed by George John Vulliamy based on statues of heraldic dolphins or fish with intertwined tails at the Fontana del Nettuno in Piazza del Popolo in Rome
September 20, 2026 at 9:22 AM
AQUAHUMAN! A hybrid figure merging human and fish-like features: scales, wide-open eyes, downturned corners of the mouth, distinctive traits reminiscent of sturgeons.

Discovered at the Mesolithic settlement of Lepenski Vir, the sandstone sculpture dates to approximately 6200–5950 BC. 🧵1/3

📷 me
September 18, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Spend the day in bed with a good book or two or three!
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#darkexcursions
#sturgeonsthecompleteserials
#visionbent
#books

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September 15, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I am overjoued to have sturgeons living in lake Erie and its tributries
This is a sign that our little piece of the world is getting cleaner!
September 15, 2026 at 12:48 PM
As someone who believes that lake monster sightings the world over are almost certainly explained by sturgeons, I am *stoked* to have a robust lake monster population growing in our backyard
living fossil achievement unlocked 🔓✨

the US Fish & Wildlife Service was sampling near the mouth of the Cuyahoga River and recaptured 3 Lake Sturgeon that were tagged & stocked in 2025 (2 from Rivergate Park, 1 from the Boston Mills area).

all 3 have nearly doubled in length in one year's time.
September 15, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I can't help but think of Sturgeons performance this day..

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September 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
It can only be understood by watching Callan, and conjecturing that maybe that really is how the Establishment works.

I sometimes wonder if the Sturgeons may have ended up in a white file.
September 14, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Their iron hard skin allows them to escort others up the harsh rivers of the region during their yearly migration. Based on Chinese Sturgeons, evolves via lvl up while holding a Metal Coat.

#fakemon #pokemon #pokemonart #art
September 13, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Youtube keeps showing me these videos of a guy whos converted a sub basement into a lil fish pond filled with eels and sturgeons...its so damn cool and just makes me jealous
September 13, 2026 at 1:52 AM
The animals of Lake Ontario have formed the Forest Resistance Forces.

Beavers build the defenses.
Loons take to the skies.
Otters join the attack.
Sturgeons patrol the deep.
And Canada's wild army is ready to fight back.

You can rename the lake. You cannot rename the truth.
Lake Ontario Forest Resistance Forces Launch an Attack 🦫🇨🇦💥
YouTube video by State of Ridiculous
www.youtube.com
September 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Fun Fact: Male lake sturgeons never mature no matter how long they live.
A lake sturgeon alive today may have been born before the Mayflower sailed—and more than 150 years before the United States existed.

Females can take decades to mature before spawning.

We can dismantle in a generation what evolution built to persist for centuries.
This Giant Fish Could Be 400 Years Old—Which Means It Would Have Been Alive Before the United States Existed
The fish’s extreme lifespan could reshape how conservationists protect it.
www.popularmechanics.com
September 11, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I agree. We’d fish from the bank of the river, off of a boat, off the train bridge.
We trapped. Caught bait in the rapids. We saw Sturgeons as big as our raft!!
Climbed the mountain.
September 11, 2026 at 2:27 AM