#OceanGate #TitanicTourism #SubmersibleFails #LessonNotLearned #ByTheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com In a shocking development that has stunned absolutely no one, the U.S. Coast Guard released a report this week declaring that the catastrophic implosion of the Titan submersible—which killed five wealthy thrill-seekers faster than you can say “Would you like a complimentary snack for your $250,000 voyage?”—was, in fact, “preventable.” “We looked at all the evidence, engineering reports, and the literal warning letters written in all caps with 16 exclamation points,” said Chief Investigator Bob Deepsea.