Why were they developing #SuperCancer anyway?!?

#TalesFromTheCrypt #FrightClub #ThisllKillYa

RFK Jr needs to prove the haters wrong by injecting himself with vaccines and seeing how quickly be develops 5G supercancer

Q: "okay but for real how would an AI even create an apocalypse?"

@newagepancake.bsky.social: "Hey claude can you please make supercancer?

🦋 i think that the SCPs that are "scarey monster" are less interesting than "hallway that's a little too long" (five months later they find out it gives you supercancer because it's nearest-neighbour scaling you)

O que me dá mais nos nervos é direitola falando "ain, coisa X é muito mais barato nos EUA, mas brasileiro prefere SUS grátis"

SIM, PORRA, EU PREFIRO NÃO MORRER DE SUPERCÂNCER A COMPRAR PRINGLES, NIKE E IPHONE, CARALHO!

IF this was actually true, that it changed the nature of humanity, it would be entirely appropriate TO have big apprehensive reactions about it.

I mean, come on. Let's be real.

If we suddenly had technology to give everyone 4 arms and see the future but also get supercancer, you'd be apprehensive.

And sure, maybe it is changing the nature of humanity.

But you know what needs to happen in order for that change to be embraced?

We need 4-armed shirts, ways to emotionally (etc) process suddenly being able to see the future, and adequate treatments and facilities for supercancer patients.

A while ago my friend and I realized that ms teams has these odd corporate shark macros that let you put in custom text.

So we did what any good employees would do. Go back and forth making a dumb comic with them.

I dunno maybe I'm ignorant here but eating plastic cookies seems like a way to wind up with SuperCancer in about 20 years....

Boooooooooo and also noooooooooo!

This week's been bad enough as it is. Now it's like I've come home from vacation to a message on the answering machine that my best friend caught Supercancer and exploded.

i don't remember her name i only remember she had an orgasm while viktor got supercancer in the same scene. and you know, good for her,

Every now and then before my period I get random aches and pains and every time that happens I get convinced that I have supercancer and I'm dying. Then the bleeding starts and I'm like "oh ok I'm fine :)"

He was so young. Who could have possibly expected an elder with a life-threatening supercancer would go out like this in the prime of their youth

I hate supercancer...

It's some version of the Russell's Teapot argument, same thing with EMF radiation. "We don't know literally everything so we can't know it's safe". Like sure, maybe lettuce can give you supercancer in some rare circumstance. But it probably doesn't so how about we don't ban lettuce on the offchance?

thinking about how we’ve all had hundreds to millions of foodings served in nonstick wrappers that give you supercancer