Kind of remarkable how much even experienced analysts and journalists still fall for "my supersecret sources say" bullshit
May 29, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Kind of remarkable how much even experienced analysts and journalists still fall for "my supersecret sources say" bullshit
Still traveling for my supersecret project. Here's a pic from yesterday's romp at Kirstenbosch Botanic Garden.
November 19, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Still traveling for my supersecret project. Here's a pic from yesterday's romp at Kirstenbosch Botanic Garden.
6 days later they're trying to regain that high by posting about a supersecret NASA FTL crew finding Amelia Earhart in cryostasis in a medbed on a moon of Jupiter, the neckless wonderboy all but forgotten like an old toy
A funny thing about this Horst Wessel pageant is that where the fuck do you go *after* a full state funeral with WWE megachurch firework show aesthetics for a podcaster.
All these dipshits tomorrow are gonna be like "damn that was a good show. Man we had a good time. Remember that song. Anyway."
All these dipshits tomorrow are gonna be like "damn that was a good show. Man we had a good time. Remember that song. Anyway."
September 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
6 days later they're trying to regain that high by posting about a supersecret NASA FTL crew finding Amelia Earhart in cryostasis in a medbed on a moon of Jupiter, the neckless wonderboy all but forgotten like an old toy
Nobody has come up with a plausible description of those supersecret weapons.
Remember the panic about "Havana Syndrome"? Diplomats and "diplomats" (spies) in Cuba developed dizziness, headaches, fatigue, etc. and the Trump State Department blamed supersecret sonic weapons. The latest & largest study shows it most likely wasn't any kind of attack.
by @danvergano.bsky.social
by @danvergano.bsky.social
People with ‘Havana Syndrome’ Show No Brain Damage or Medical Illness
The largest and most comprehensive studies of ‘Havana Syndrome’ point to stress or group psychology as likely explanations for most “anomalous health incidents”
www.scientificamerican.com
March 18, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Nobody has come up with a plausible description of those supersecret weapons.
We think it's time to go work for Soros again, pals. The checks were nice and it's always exciting to be part of a supersecret club on public social media 😎
January 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
We think it's time to go work for Soros again, pals. The checks were nice and it's always exciting to be part of a supersecret club on public social media 😎
March 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Shouldn't this invalidate any "National Security' claims for transparency?! If he's inviting anyone in a ballgown or tux to take a TOUR of his supersecret Secret Service/Military intelligence bunker & droneport?
September 25, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Shouldn't this invalidate any "National Security' claims for transparency?! If he's inviting anyone in a ballgown or tux to take a TOUR of his supersecret Secret Service/Military intelligence bunker & droneport?
AND! Complete access to the SuperSecret tRUMP Bunker.
September 26, 2026 at 1:39 PM
AND! Complete access to the SuperSecret tRUMP Bunker.
entweder die ist supersecret oder google ist gerade inkompetent, ich finde nichts
September 18, 2024 at 10:07 AM
entweder die ist supersecret oder google ist gerade inkompetent, ich finde nichts
Zuhilf! Ich hab rausgefunden, was passiert, wenn eine Mutter bis 3 zählt! Was mach ich'n jetzt? Muss ich ne Geheimhaltung unterschreiben? Gibt's n supersecret Club, bei dem ich mich anmelden kann? Finde ich bald das Bernsteinzimmer?
October 28, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Zuhilf! Ich hab rausgefunden, was passiert, wenn eine Mutter bis 3 zählt! Was mach ich'n jetzt? Muss ich ne Geheimhaltung unterschreiben? Gibt's n supersecret Club, bei dem ich mich anmelden kann? Finde ich bald das Bernsteinzimmer?
Oh no, not Qatar! All sorts of money is in Shitler’s supersecret account there.
March 1, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Oh no, not Qatar! All sorts of money is in Shitler’s supersecret account there.
Traci, diaspora Jews are not Israeli. A good faith example: I am an American and Jewish and can therefore do fuckall about Netanyahu, any more than you can. I do not have a supersecret dual relationship that connects me to Israel. See how that works? If not, then you're being willfully ignorant.
October 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Traci, diaspora Jews are not Israeli. A good faith example: I am an American and Jewish and can therefore do fuckall about Netanyahu, any more than you can. I do not have a supersecret dual relationship that connects me to Israel. See how that works? If not, then you're being willfully ignorant.
a week of the security services and the FO going "ooooh we can't show anyone our supersecret vetting procedures it's a national security issue" and it's the same shit your boss uses to authorise a software purchase
April 18, 2026 at 12:23 PM
a week of the security services and the FO going "ooooh we can't show anyone our supersecret vetting procedures it's a national security issue" and it's the same shit your boss uses to authorise a software purchase
somehow people believed both
(a) the DNC is incompetent and useless and
and
(b) the DNC has a supersecret bombshell of never before seen truths about the 2024 election which it nefariously refuses to share. 1
(a) the DNC is incompetent and useless and
and
(b) the DNC has a supersecret bombshell of never before seen truths about the 2024 election which it nefariously refuses to share. 1
I've read the first 20 pages (the introduction and the electoral landscape), and am fairly sure that I - a person who follows politics reasonably closely but who does not work in politics - could have written the same thing, more or less from memory, in a day or so.
NEWS --> The Democratic National Committee just posted the long-suppressed autopsy into the 2024 loss:
democrats.org/wp-content/u...
democrats.org/wp-content/u...
May 21, 2026 at 6:20 PM
somehow people believed both
(a) the DNC is incompetent and useless and
and
(b) the DNC has a supersecret bombshell of never before seen truths about the 2024 election which it nefariously refuses to share. 1
(a) the DNC is incompetent and useless and
and
(b) the DNC has a supersecret bombshell of never before seen truths about the 2024 election which it nefariously refuses to share. 1
This is not Homeland and no big supersecret operation.
December 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This is not Homeland and no big supersecret operation.
#NAFOfellas ! URGENT: I left my supersecret #NAFOcodebook on the train last night!
What's our next action??!
And which wig should I wear for it??!
What's our next action??!
And which wig should I wear for it??!
January 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
#NAFOfellas ! URGENT: I left my supersecret #NAFOcodebook on the train last night!
What's our next action??!
And which wig should I wear for it??!
What's our next action??!
And which wig should I wear for it??!
Working in a supersecret Avatar project so do not tell! But it is an Avatar project
#pixelart #pixel #voxel #2D #appdev #gamemake #indiedev #indiegame #gamedev #gaming #IndieGameDev #gamedevelopment #gamedesign
#pixelart #pixel #voxel #2D #appdev #gamemake #indiedev #indiegame #gamedev #gaming #IndieGameDev #gamedevelopment #gamedesign
February 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Working in a supersecret Avatar project so do not tell! But it is an Avatar project
#pixelart #pixel #voxel #2D #appdev #gamemake #indiedev #indiegame #gamedev #gaming #IndieGameDev #gamedevelopment #gamedesign
#pixelart #pixel #voxel #2D #appdev #gamemake #indiedev #indiegame #gamedev #gaming #IndieGameDev #gamedevelopment #gamedesign
So exciting to hold my second chapter book, DIVYA’S SUPERSECRET PLAN, ✏️ by me, 🎨 by Abhilasha Khatri and published by @capstonepub.bsky.social
January 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
So exciting to hold my second chapter book, DIVYA’S SUPERSECRET PLAN, ✏️ by me, 🎨 by Abhilasha Khatri and published by @capstonepub.bsky.social
conallia.cc/supersecret/... you are gay
Example Post
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June 19, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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Who’s going to tell them that reversibility of baby position is a standard feature, not something they thought up in their supersecret tactical logistic paramilitary lab?
September 17, 2023 at 2:58 PM
Who’s going to tell them that reversibility of baby position is a standard feature, not something they thought up in their supersecret tactical logistic paramilitary lab?
Yeah but they'll have to spend another 200 million to uninstall the supersecret defensive stuff not allowed in civilian planes.
July 20, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Yeah but they'll have to spend another 200 million to uninstall the supersecret defensive stuff not allowed in civilian planes.
"we gave them supersecret tests we refuse to disclose the details of that said they were dudes, findings we used to disqualify them only when it seemed like they were going to defeat our preferred champions"
August 2, 2024 at 1:01 PM
"we gave them supersecret tests we refuse to disclose the details of that said they were dudes, findings we used to disqualify them only when it seemed like they were going to defeat our preferred champions"
Leave it to the 1488 guys to crack a supersecret gang code 🙄
April 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Leave it to the 1488 guys to crack a supersecret gang code 🙄
