I sweartogod if the nitpicking political scientists start on about how you need an army taking over radio stations for a real coup...
January 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I sweartogod if the nitpicking political scientists start on about how you need an army taking over radio stations for a real coup...
sweartogod those specific two words broke some people's brains.
ARDERN: be kind
MEDIA: how dare this girlie patronise us
LUXON: deliverable deliverables
MEDIA: hurt me business daddy
MEDIA: how dare this girlie patronise us
LUXON: deliverable deliverables
MEDIA: hurt me business daddy
February 18, 2024 at 6:38 AM
sweartogod those specific two words broke some people's brains.
I sweartogod we covered this in an episode of Rainbow Brite.
June 21, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I sweartogod we covered this in an episode of Rainbow Brite.
I am not old-posting I AM NOT "OLD-POSTING" I sweartogod if any of you say I'm old-posting
but y'all need to get yur self a long shoehorn
but y'all need to get yur self a long shoehorn
September 29, 2023 at 8:37 PM
I am not old-posting I AM NOT "OLD-POSTING" I sweartogod if any of you say I'm old-posting
but y'all need to get yur self a long shoehorn
but y'all need to get yur self a long shoehorn
I sweartogod, if I ever see you bitch about Authority of the Consuls again ima "this you" every goddamn time.
April 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I sweartogod, if I ever see you bitch about Authority of the Consuls again ima "this you" every goddamn time.
I sweartogod this would have been a real pickup line at Kramerbooks and Afterwords in Dupont Circle around 1999.
March 19, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I sweartogod this would have been a real pickup line at Kramerbooks and Afterwords in Dupont Circle around 1999.
ok but why are emails the new phonecalls? We've all avoided calls [w/the usual exceptions] like the plague for a decade now, but these are really low-stakes emails and I STILL cannot just make myself write them.
(Also autocorrect changed 'just' to 'judge' AND THEN TO 'JUDY' sweartogod.)
(Also autocorrect changed 'just' to 'judge' AND THEN TO 'JUDY' sweartogod.)
March 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
ok but why are emails the new phonecalls? We've all avoided calls [w/the usual exceptions] like the plague for a decade now, but these are really low-stakes emails and I STILL cannot just make myself write them.
(Also autocorrect changed 'just' to 'judge' AND THEN TO 'JUDY' sweartogod.)
(Also autocorrect changed 'just' to 'judge' AND THEN TO 'JUDY' sweartogod.)
I don't understand how anybody could dislike that song or even find it meh. It has something in my DNA sweartogod. That song is perfect.
March 26, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I don't understand how anybody could dislike that song or even find it meh. It has something in my DNA sweartogod. That song is perfect.
sweartogod I saw some Alaska State Troopers doing Supertrooper shit out in Houston today
August 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
sweartogod I saw some Alaska State Troopers doing Supertrooper shit out in Houston today
I know these people want to intimidate us. But chyle IDGAF about a sycophant. They are weird and dumb and high on their own supply. Hope it works out for them. But I SwearToGod … So I’mma go back to crocheting and sewing, managing student finals and minding my BI. I urge them to do the same.
December 18, 2024 at 12:32 PM
I know these people want to intimidate us. But chyle IDGAF about a sycophant. They are weird and dumb and high on their own supply. Hope it works out for them. But I SwearToGod … So I’mma go back to crocheting and sewing, managing student finals and minding my BI. I urge them to do the same.
Sweartogod, I will get rid of my Visa before I have anything to do with X!
February 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Sweartogod, I will get rid of my Visa before I have anything to do with X!
Remind them that #Drumpf didn't take a second oath...
Hand never touched the Bible...
#SwearToGod or not...
Hand never touched the Bible...
#SwearToGod or not...
February 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Remind them that #Drumpf didn't take a second oath...
Hand never touched the Bible...
#SwearToGod or not...
Hand never touched the Bible...
#SwearToGod or not...
KASH AND BONGINO: [sweat dripping off their chins like a half-shut faucet] you heard the boss guys he said IMMEDIATELY we're solving Amelia Earhart tomorrow sweartogod
ZOOMER OFFICER: [tuned in to their friend's Discord chat] what the hell man Tommy Richman hasn't dropped new shit in like a decade
ZOOMER OFFICER: [tuned in to their friend's Discord chat] what the hell man Tommy Richman hasn't dropped new shit in like a decade
The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a law enforcement source told CNN.
FBI employees ordered to immediately search for records related to Amelia Earhart, source says | CNN Politics
The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a la...
www.cnn.com
October 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
KASH AND BONGINO: [sweat dripping off their chins like a half-shut faucet] you heard the boss guys he said IMMEDIATELY we're solving Amelia Earhart tomorrow sweartogod
ZOOMER OFFICER: [tuned in to their friend's Discord chat] what the hell man Tommy Richman hasn't dropped new shit in like a decade
ZOOMER OFFICER: [tuned in to their friend's Discord chat] what the hell man Tommy Richman hasn't dropped new shit in like a decade
Can't be you, we were punching nazis in Prospect Park, sweartogod
May 27, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Can't be you, we were punching nazis in Prospect Park, sweartogod
sweartogod ima reduce by 10% the next person that uses ‘decimate’ incorrectly
January 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
sweartogod ima reduce by 10% the next person that uses ‘decimate’ incorrectly
Also, I managed to give myself a really impressive blister on my flipping-off finger. Wanna know how?
Sharpening pencils. Sweartogod. Fucking pencils.
Sharpening pencils. Sweartogod. Fucking pencils.
July 3, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Also, I managed to give myself a really impressive blister on my flipping-off finger. Wanna know how?
Sharpening pencils. Sweartogod. Fucking pencils.
Sharpening pencils. Sweartogod. Fucking pencils.
No, he just did it recently! Sweartogod. It was in one of Aaron's clips, I think.
December 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
No, he just did it recently! Sweartogod. It was in one of Aaron's clips, I think.
i sweartogod if this is just conlang for *shyly shoves a rock in your mouth* I'm gonna lose it. :3
January 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i sweartogod if this is just conlang for *shyly shoves a rock in your mouth* I'm gonna lose it. :3
Sweartogod, I'm gonna have a heart attack if the WNBA doesn't get some serious investment asap. IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME WATCH OUR SUPERSTARS. But figuring out how to watch games can still be a total shit show. 🤬🤬🤬
HOLY SHIT.
PUT MONEY IN THE WNBA, YOU COWARDS!!! 💪🏀
PUT MONEY IN THE WNBA, YOU COWARDS!!! 💪🏀
April 2, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Sweartogod, I'm gonna have a heart attack if the WNBA doesn't get some serious investment asap. IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME WATCH OUR SUPERSTARS. But figuring out how to watch games can still be a total shit show. 🤬🤬🤬
#Russia is just as #MAGA #Christian #doomsday pathic as #theWhiteChristianNationalists #KKK #NaziParty of #TheSouth & red states.
#LMAO @ #Africans & #Asians are now #White #European in #America AS #WASP #Christians: #SwearToGod #JesusIsAngolSaxon #WhiteJesus is for #WhiteSupremacy #COLORFICATION!
#LMAO @ #Africans & #Asians are now #White #European in #America AS #WASP #Christians: #SwearToGod #JesusIsAngolSaxon #WhiteJesus is for #WhiteSupremacy #COLORFICATION!
May 27, 2026 at 9:00 PM
#Russia is just as #MAGA #Christian #doomsday pathic as #theWhiteChristianNationalists #KKK #NaziParty of #TheSouth & red states.
#LMAO @ #Africans & #Asians are now #White #European in #America AS #WASP #Christians: #SwearToGod #JesusIsAngolSaxon #WhiteJesus is for #WhiteSupremacy #COLORFICATION!
#LMAO @ #Africans & #Asians are now #White #European in #America AS #WASP #Christians: #SwearToGod #JesusIsAngolSaxon #WhiteJesus is for #WhiteSupremacy #COLORFICATION!
Sweartogod, these foreign accounts fucking with our democratic process are really pissing me the fuck off. I don't even know a single British or Canadian MP's name because IT'S NOT MY BUSINESS!
a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Sweartogod, these foreign accounts fucking with our democratic process are really pissing me the fuck off. I don't even know a single British or Canadian MP's name because IT'S NOT MY BUSINESS!
Yeah, pretty wild.
I sweartogod some of the behind the scenes stories are just mind-bogglingly weird. Exactly as you put it.
I sweartogod some of the behind the scenes stories are just mind-bogglingly weird. Exactly as you put it.
December 7, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Yeah, pretty wild.
I sweartogod some of the behind the scenes stories are just mind-bogglingly weird. Exactly as you put it.
I sweartogod some of the behind the scenes stories are just mind-bogglingly weird. Exactly as you put it.