To be fair, if Dems win 53-54 seats tonight and anyone says they underperformed, you are to be firmly wedgied and given a swirlie.
November 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
To be fair, if Dems win 53-54 seats tonight and anyone says they underperformed, you are to be firmly wedgied and given a swirlie.
Which Way, Western Man?
Swirlie. Swirlie, Western Man.
Swirlie. Swirlie, Western Man.
November 3, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Which Way, Western Man?
Swirlie. Swirlie, Western Man.
Swirlie. Swirlie, Western Man.
Oh my god the democrats' first order of business better be giving this guy a swirlie
November 4, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Oh my god the democrats' first order of business better be giving this guy a swirlie
dragging them into a bathroom stall to give em a swirlie
November 3, 2026 at 2:46 AM
dragging them into a bathroom stall to give em a swirlie
funniest screams ever she sounds like a middle schooler getting a swirliE JMDIFJFODG
November 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
funniest screams ever she sounds like a middle schooler getting a swirliE JMDIFJFODG
women be having swirlie eyes
November 1, 2026 at 8:51 PM
women be having swirlie eyes
where's that guy that was talkin about "they're just making the ~required~ anti-trans statements" i want 4K video of him getting a swirlie
November 4, 2026 at 5:14 PM
where's that guy that was talkin about "they're just making the ~required~ anti-trans statements" i want 4K video of him getting a swirlie
even sephiroth would be like “bro this is cringe” and then give you a swirlie
November 3, 2026 at 12:24 AM
even sephiroth would be like “bro this is cringe” and then give you a swirlie
like jesus christ guys do not fall for this LMAO there's a whole class of people whose job is to pull out a graph and be wrong for a living. pay them no mind! give 'em a swirlie and get back to demanding a cis bathroom ban!
November 5, 2026 at 4:44 AM
like jesus christ guys do not fall for this LMAO there's a whole class of people whose job is to pull out a graph and be wrong for a living. pay them no mind! give 'em a swirlie and get back to demanding a cis bathroom ban!
I’ve never laughed so hard in my entire life
November 4, 2026 at 9:01 AM
I’ve never laughed so hard in my entire life
Someone needs to give Sam Altman a swirlie and an atomic wedgie
October 31, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Someone needs to give Sam Altman a swirlie and an atomic wedgie
The most important thing we have to do right now is give Hakeem Jefferies the biggest swirlie in the world until it makes his balls drop.
November 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
The most important thing we have to do right now is give Hakeem Jefferies the biggest swirlie in the world until it makes his balls drop.
Someone should give him a swirlie.
November 5, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Someone should give him a swirlie.
Fuck kindness and decorum in victory, I want to give Greg Abbott a swirlie
November 5, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Fuck kindness and decorum in victory, I want to give Greg Abbott a swirlie
Find them and give them a swirlie
November 4, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Find them and give them a swirlie
I vow to you dear follower, I will give him a swirlie
October 30, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I vow to you dear follower, I will give him a swirlie
It's called a "lav" mic because if I see you holding it you're getting a swirlie
November 5, 2026 at 12:41 AM
It's called a "lav" mic because if I see you holding it you're getting a swirlie
Going forward can we please all agree that placating the side that actively wants to kill people is fucking loser behavior and you deserve every single fucking swirlie and public mocking at the Very Least
November 3, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Going forward can we please all agree that placating the side that actively wants to kill people is fucking loser behavior and you deserve every single fucking swirlie and public mocking at the Very Least
The first phase of Woke 2.0: Give every journalist that writes for Axios a wedgie and swirlie.
There's a difference between a blowout and a mandate. Confusing the two could tempt Democrats to overread the results and forget the serious credibility problem they still face heading into 2028.
Democrats could learn wrong message from a blowout victory
A big Election Night could mask the party's larger image problem.
www.axios.com
November 3, 2026 at 7:57 PM
The first phase of Woke 2.0: Give every journalist that writes for Axios a wedgie and swirlie.
Someone give this guy a swirlie
As OpenAI’s buying spree squeezes the world’s supply of RAM, its CEO explains why he needs so much. www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
Sam Altman says it’s better for RAM to be in a data center than on your desk
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman said in an interview that AI data centers are a better use of RAM than personal PCs, as AI continues fueling the RAM shortage.
www.theverge.com
October 30, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Someone give this guy a swirlie
I just want to give Chuck Schumer a swirlie just for the hell of it
November 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I just want to give Chuck Schumer a swirlie just for the hell of it
What I'm most interested in seeing tonight is coverage of Vivek losing the election, and then some big beefy Ohioans taking the stage to give him purple nurples. Maybe even a swirlie in each ear and a wedgie.
November 3, 2026 at 7:10 PM
What I'm most interested in seeing tonight is coverage of Vivek losing the election, and then some big beefy Ohioans taking the stage to give him purple nurples. Maybe even a swirlie in each ear and a wedgie.
im cutting in front of you in line and giving you a swirlie
November 2, 2026 at 7:40 AM
im cutting in front of you in line and giving you a swirlie