Our taxes are paying for this instead of healthcare.
March 3, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Our taxes are paying for this instead of healthcare.
[IRS waiting room]
Me: [chanting] taxes, taxes-
Other people: taxes, TAXES
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TAXES, TAXES, TAXES!
Me: [chanting] taxes, taxes-
Other people: taxes, TAXES
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TAXES, TAXES, TAXES!
June 19, 2024 at 2:26 AM
[IRS waiting room]
Me: [chanting] taxes, taxes-
Other people: taxes, TAXES
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TAXES, TAXES, TAXES!
Me: [chanting] taxes, taxes-
Other people: taxes, TAXES
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TAXES, TAXES, TAXES!
raise their goddam taxes holy shit
Next week, Google is putting an experimental satellite into orbit that is the first step towards building A.I. data centers in space. This technology is all still very speculative, but tech leaders are increasingly adamant that this is the future of compute. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/t...
Google Is Sending an A.I. Data Center to Outer Space (Gift Article)
Next Thursday, Google is sending an experimental satellite into orbit that will have enough computing power to answer simple A.I. queries from space.
www.nytimes.com
September 25, 2026 at 5:10 PM
raise their goddam taxes holy shit
Monster Taxes 4
September 24, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Monster Taxes 4
Neal Katyal: "In America, the chief justice said only Congress can impose taxes on the American people, and that's what tariffs are. Tariffs are taxes."
February 20, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Neal Katyal: "In America, the chief justice said only Congress can impose taxes on the American people, and that's what tariffs are. Tariffs are taxes."
ICE: "We must punish immigrants for NOT paying taxes!"
IRS: "But they do pay taxes."
ICE: "Well, then help us punish them for PAYING taxes!"
IRS: "But they do pay taxes."
ICE: "Well, then help us punish them for PAYING taxes!"
April 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
ICE: "We must punish immigrants for NOT paying taxes!"
IRS: "But they do pay taxes."
ICE: "Well, then help us punish them for PAYING taxes!"
IRS: "But they do pay taxes."
ICE: "Well, then help us punish them for PAYING taxes!"
Don’t call them tariffs. Call them import taxes.
April 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Don’t call them tariffs. Call them import taxes.
If you have enough money that you can blow $100,000,000 on avoiding taxes, you have enough money to pay $100,000,000 *on* taxes that will help your fellow citizens, you self-centered prick.
August 11, 2026 at 4:15 PM
If you have enough money that you can blow $100,000,000 on avoiding taxes, you have enough money to pay $100,000,000 *on* taxes that will help your fellow citizens, you self-centered prick.
"Say no taxes again! Say no taxes again! I dare you! I doubledare you, motherfucker! Say no taxes one more goddamn time!"
March 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"Say no taxes again! Say no taxes again! I dare you! I doubledare you, motherfucker! Say no taxes one more goddamn time!"
Undocumented immigrants pay almost $100 billion in taxes each year.
The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year.
Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.
The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year.
Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.
June 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Undocumented immigrants pay almost $100 billion in taxes each year.
The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year.
Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.
The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year.
Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.
Not all taxes are tariffs, but all tariffs are taxes.
June 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Not all taxes are tariffs, but all tariffs are taxes.
That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Mamdani's city-owned grocery stores are a socialist trap | Opinion
No matter how good Zohran Mamdani makes grocery affordability sound, he's selling New Yorkers the same broken promise that has failed everywhere else.
bit.ly
August 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
Juno’s taxes get audited 💸
April 21, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Juno’s taxes get audited 💸
I’m good with my taxes subsidizing social welfare for people who can’t afford food.
I’m enraged with my taxes subsidizing corporate welfare to businesses that won’t pay a living wage.
I’m enraged with my taxes subsidizing corporate welfare to businesses that won’t pay a living wage.
October 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I’m good with my taxes subsidizing social welfare for people who can’t afford food.
I’m enraged with my taxes subsidizing corporate welfare to businesses that won’t pay a living wage.
I’m enraged with my taxes subsidizing corporate welfare to businesses that won’t pay a living wage.
Undocumented workers pay nearly $100B year in state and federal taxes, including: "$25.7 billion in Social Security taxes, $6.4 billion in Medicare taxes, and $1.8 billion in unemployment insurance taxes in 2022."
Amount of services received for the payroll taxes paid?
0
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Amount of services received for the payroll taxes paid?
0
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Tax Payments by Undocumented Immigrants
Undocumented immigrants paid $96.7 billion in federal, state, and local taxes in 2022. Providing access to work authorization for undocumented immigrants would increase their tax contributions both be...
itep.org
November 27, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Undocumented workers pay nearly $100B year in state and federal taxes, including: "$25.7 billion in Social Security taxes, $6.4 billion in Medicare taxes, and $1.8 billion in unemployment insurance taxes in 2022."
Amount of services received for the payroll taxes paid?
0
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Amount of services received for the payroll taxes paid?
0
itep.org/undocumented...
"The one thing your viewers can know for sure is that we believe in controlling spending and reducing taxes, not increasing taxes," says Conservative Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp, whose own government raised taxes to their highest level in more than 70 years, just two years ago.
September 27, 2026 at 8:52 AM
"The one thing your viewers can know for sure is that we believe in controlling spending and reducing taxes, not increasing taxes," says Conservative Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp, whose own government raised taxes to their highest level in more than 70 years, just two years ago.
California and New York paying taxes to this federal government in 2025 is tantamount to England and France paying taxes to Germany in 1940.
The money is going to be used *against* you.
The money is going to be used *against* you.
October 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
California and New York paying taxes to this federal government in 2025 is tantamount to England and France paying taxes to Germany in 1940.
The money is going to be used *against* you.
The money is going to be used *against* you.
Kamala Harris: NO NEW TAXES on anyone earning under $400,000.
Trump: HIGHER TAXES on everyone earning under $360,000.
See the difference? 👀
Trump: HIGHER TAXES on everyone earning under $360,000.
See the difference? 👀
January 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Kamala Harris: NO NEW TAXES on anyone earning under $400,000.
Trump: HIGHER TAXES on everyone earning under $360,000.
See the difference? 👀
Trump: HIGHER TAXES on everyone earning under $360,000.
See the difference? 👀
I don’t know who needs to hear this but drag queens pay taxes, churches pay hush money💯
January 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but drag queens pay taxes, churches pay hush money💯
The problem isn’t government waste. The problem is that billionaires don’t pay taxes.
November 27, 2024 at 11:26 PM
The problem isn’t government waste. The problem is that billionaires don’t pay taxes.
Let's be honest. IF TRUMPY can get protections for ALL his taxes and his kids taxes and his businesses gets a free pass on those taxes, WE THE PEOPLE should get the same thing..
Trumpy is literally proving he's above the law.
Trumpy is literally proving he's above the law.
June 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Let's be honest. IF TRUMPY can get protections for ALL his taxes and his kids taxes and his businesses gets a free pass on those taxes, WE THE PEOPLE should get the same thing..
Trumpy is literally proving he's above the law.
Trumpy is literally proving he's above the law.
I pay my taxes and I don’t get healthcare.
I pay my taxes and schools are four days a week.
I pay my taxes and my road is gravel.
I pay my taxes and they close my hospital.
I pay my taxes and then pay for college tuition.
I pay my taxes and don’t have access to a library.
Red state blues.
I pay my taxes and schools are four days a week.
I pay my taxes and my road is gravel.
I pay my taxes and they close my hospital.
I pay my taxes and then pay for college tuition.
I pay my taxes and don’t have access to a library.
Red state blues.
September 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I pay my taxes and I don’t get healthcare.
I pay my taxes and schools are four days a week.
I pay my taxes and my road is gravel.
I pay my taxes and they close my hospital.
I pay my taxes and then pay for college tuition.
I pay my taxes and don’t have access to a library.
Red state blues.
I pay my taxes and schools are four days a week.
I pay my taxes and my road is gravel.
I pay my taxes and they close my hospital.
I pay my taxes and then pay for college tuition.
I pay my taxes and don’t have access to a library.
Red state blues.
Wait…I thought tariffs were taxes other countries paid. Weird.
July 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Wait…I thought tariffs were taxes other countries paid. Weird.