Chimpanzee and tortoise sharing an apple.
August 12, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Chimpanzee and tortoise sharing an apple.
So, a Writ of Habeas Tortoise?
Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear sent a public letter to Sen. Mitch McConnell requesting a full update on his health, citing weeks of limited information since McConnell’s June 14 hospitalization. Beshear called for transparency about his ability to serve.
July 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
So, a Writ of Habeas Tortoise?
(don't say Rigor Tortoise don't say Rigor Tortoise) wow looking very alive sir
whatcha thinkin?
September 15, 2026 at 2:58 AM
(don't say Rigor Tortoise don't say Rigor Tortoise) wow looking very alive sir
and help each others, when you can 👍
May 26, 2026 at 12:21 PM
and help each others, when you can 👍
Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,
in fact,
a tortology
in fact,
a tortology
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,
in fact,
a tortology
in fact,
a tortology
The Tortoise and the Hare
December 3, 2024 at 5:52 PM
The Tortoise and the Hare
ICYMI, We had a magical day yesterday.
July 29, 2024 at 1:49 PM
ICYMI, We had a magical day yesterday.
It is as the prophecy foretold
June 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It is as the prophecy foretold
Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
imagine being loved and accepted for who you are like this wow
May 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
imagine being loved and accepted for who you are like this wow
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
July 28, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
The fuck tortoise is here!!
March 20, 2024 at 9:18 PM
The fuck tortoise is here!!
Don’t touch grass, touch Galapagos Giant Tortoise
May 25, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Don’t touch grass, touch Galapagos Giant Tortoise
28, but he's working on it
November 10, 2024 at 5:39 PM
28, but he's working on it
We ran into a tortoise on my dog walk. 🐢🐕
January 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
We ran into a tortoise on my dog walk. 🐢🐕
This machine kills fascists
April 11, 2026 at 4:54 PM
This machine kills fascists
A collection of handsome tortoise beetles (Cassidinae) 🐢🪲
1 Ischnocodia annulus "Ringed Tortoise Beetle", Belize, 2015
2 Aspidimorpha sp golden tortoise beetle, Mozambique, 2018
3 unknown metallic green tortoise beetle, Colombia, 2023
4 Deloyala guttata "Mottled Tortoise Beetle", Oklahoma, 2020
1 Ischnocodia annulus "Ringed Tortoise Beetle", Belize, 2015
2 Aspidimorpha sp golden tortoise beetle, Mozambique, 2018
3 unknown metallic green tortoise beetle, Colombia, 2023
4 Deloyala guttata "Mottled Tortoise Beetle", Oklahoma, 2020
February 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
A collection of handsome tortoise beetles (Cassidinae) 🐢🪲
1 Ischnocodia annulus "Ringed Tortoise Beetle", Belize, 2015
2 Aspidimorpha sp golden tortoise beetle, Mozambique, 2018
3 unknown metallic green tortoise beetle, Colombia, 2023
4 Deloyala guttata "Mottled Tortoise Beetle", Oklahoma, 2020
1 Ischnocodia annulus "Ringed Tortoise Beetle", Belize, 2015
2 Aspidimorpha sp golden tortoise beetle, Mozambique, 2018
3 unknown metallic green tortoise beetle, Colombia, 2023
4 Deloyala guttata "Mottled Tortoise Beetle", Oklahoma, 2020
Eddie the 100 year old Tortoise 🐢 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
August 30, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Eddie the 100 year old Tortoise 🐢 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
Wait so it's the Tortoise Tortoise???
Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,
in fact,
a tortology
in fact,
a tortology
December 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Wait so it's the Tortoise Tortoise???