"The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal."
November 8, 2026 at 9:17 AM
"The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal."
I love my cat. She's a first-rate cat.
That said, sometimes I feel as if I'm cohabitating with the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal.
That said, sometimes I feel as if I'm cohabitating with the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal.
November 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I love my cat. She's a first-rate cat.
That said, sometimes I feel as if I'm cohabitating with the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal.
That said, sometimes I feel as if I'm cohabitating with the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal.
October 31, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Because you don't know doesn't mean they don't know.
He's going full Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
He's going full Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
November 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Because you don't know doesn't mean they don't know.
He's going full Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
He's going full Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal?
October 27, 2026 at 7:16 AM
The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal?
and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from the ravenous bugblatter beast of traal, amen
October 26, 2026 at 9:16 PM
and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from the ravenous bugblatter beast of traal, amen
in the parable of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, Jesus speaks of the wise man who did try to drive off the Beast with his towel and was devoured, while the simple man did wrap the towel about his head and eyes, for he knew that if he could not see the Beast, the Beast could not see him
I've never been a religious person so can anyone help me out with this one? I'm stumped
October 26, 2026 at 9:16 PM
in the parable of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, Jesus speaks of the wise man who did try to drive off the Beast with his towel and was devoured, while the simple man did wrap the towel about his head and eyes, for he knew that if he could not see the Beast, the Beast could not see him
Safe from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal!
October 25, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Safe from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal!
It's like he's never even heard of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
I've never been a religious person so can anyone help me out with this one? I'm stumped
October 26, 2026 at 10:38 PM
It's like he's never even heard of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
in the parable of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, Jesus speaks of the wise man who did try to drive off the Beast with his towel and was devoured, while the simple man did wrap the towel about his head and eyes, for he knew that if he could not see the Beast, the Beast could not see him
October 26, 2026 at 9:15 PM
in the parable of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, Jesus speaks of the wise man who did try to drive off the Beast with his towel and was devoured, while the simple man did wrap the towel about his head and eyes, for he knew that if he could not see the Beast, the Beast could not see him
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October 7, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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The FDS reminds me of the BugBlatter Beast Of Traal, if one wraps their towel around their face, the beast is unable to see them, and they get away safely.
Thank you, Douglas Adams for letting Toilet Seat Sniffing Coke and heroin Boy keep us safe.
Thank you, Douglas Adams for letting Toilet Seat Sniffing Coke and heroin Boy keep us safe.
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#Blues
#Blues
October 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The FDS reminds me of the BugBlatter Beast Of Traal, if one wraps their towel around their face, the beast is unable to see them, and they get away safely.
Thank you, Douglas Adams for letting Toilet Seat Sniffing Coke and heroin Boy keep us safe.
Thank you, Douglas Adams for letting Toilet Seat Sniffing Coke and heroin Boy keep us safe.
"We used to be allowed to talk about a thing, and now we are not allowed to talk about the thing, so people aren't talking about the thing, therefore the thing never existed" is absolute Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal-level stupidity.
September 28, 2026 at 8:15 PM
"We used to be allowed to talk about a thing, and now we are not allowed to talk about the thing, so people aren't talking about the thing, therefore the thing never existed" is absolute Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal-level stupidity.
I miss the late Ian Richardson (1934-2007). A wonderful actor who needed a strong director, otherwise he would gobble up the scenery like the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
September 24, 2026 at 11:43 AM
I miss the late Ian Richardson (1934-2007). A wonderful actor who needed a strong director, otherwise he would gobble up the scenery like the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
Le Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal 🪲
September 23, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Le Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal 🪲
Much like the ravenous bug bladder beast of traal, dachshunds believe that if they can't see you, you can't see them - once they are burrowed under a blanket, they are invulnerable and invincable.
September 21, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Much like the ravenous bug bladder beast of traal, dachshunds believe that if they can't see you, you can't see them - once they are burrowed under a blanket, they are invulnerable and invincable.
real Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal posting
September 18, 2026 at 12:43 AM
real Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal posting
That's literally the Ravenous Bugblatter Beat of Traal, then
September 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
That's literally the Ravenous Bugblatter Beat of Traal, then
A bit like the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal?
September 11, 2026 at 6:31 PM
A bit like the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal?
Which. Is not how the basilisk works in myth either. It's *its* gaze that petrifies, it's not the goddamn Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
September 11, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Which. Is not how the basilisk works in myth either. It's *its* gaze that petrifies, it's not the goddamn Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, a creature so mind-bogglingly stupid that they can be avoided by putting a towel over your head, because it believes that if you can't see it then it can't see you.
#H2G2
#H2G2
Name your fav Star Trek species, wrongs answers only.
September 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, a creature so mind-bogglingly stupid that they can be avoided by putting a towel over your head, because it believes that if you can't see it then it can't see you.
#H2G2
#H2G2
So while many millions of Americans are pretty goddamn stupid, only a few million Americans are mind bendingly unbelievably sub-Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal stupid.
This would be a comfort if one of them wasn’t President.
This would be a comfort if one of them wasn’t President.
In the new Reuters/Ipsos poll, 7% of Americans said they “strongly support” changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America.
7%
7%
September 1, 2026 at 4:53 PM
So while many millions of Americans are pretty goddamn stupid, only a few million Americans are mind bendingly unbelievably sub-Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal stupid.
This would be a comfort if one of them wasn’t President.
This would be a comfort if one of them wasn’t President.
Oh well, at least you didn't bump into the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal on your way in... 😂
August 31, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Oh well, at least you didn't bump into the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal on your way in... 😂
Keep an eye out for the ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal!
August 29, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Keep an eye out for the ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal!