Having them do the tableside chicken parm cheese slide onto my coffin
September 20, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Having them do the tableside chicken parm cheese slide onto my coffin
Man we should have ordered the tableside Eucharist
September 18, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Man we should have ordered the tableside Eucharist
Happy 102nd birthday to the Caesar Salad
![The salad was created on July 4, 1924, by Caesar Cardini at Caesar's in Tijuana, Mexico, when the kitchen was overwhelmed and short on ingredients. It was originally prepared tableside,[1] and it is still prepared tableside at the original venue.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:csm5nerxjfivn3gjblnb7cpl/bafkreiamyxhozpnbbhahu5ig735zhcqnr6wcpqfg5twcu2ynsqavr7o6uq)
July 5, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Happy 102nd birthday to the Caesar Salad
idea for a business: tableside lasagna. you pick your sauce, cheese, fillings. then the lasagnaman runs your lasagna through a salamander on a conveyor belt
January 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
idea for a business: tableside lasagna. you pick your sauce, cheese, fillings. then the lasagnaman runs your lasagna through a salamander on a conveyor belt
Tableside glasses
September 25, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Tableside glasses
Insisting I help with the tableside guacamole so the server knows I'm one of the good ones
April 24, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Insisting I help with the tableside guacamole so the server knows I'm one of the good ones
Look, I’m a man of CULTURE. I own the COMPLETE Calvin and Hobbes. I enjoy ferrero rochets on the REGULAR. I’ve seen EVERY episode of Murder She Wrote. So yes OF COURSE I want the tableside guacamole, what kind of question is that?
February 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Look, I’m a man of CULTURE. I own the COMPLETE Calvin and Hobbes. I enjoy ferrero rochets on the REGULAR. I’ve seen EVERY episode of Murder She Wrote. So yes OF COURSE I want the tableside guacamole, what kind of question is that?
when the biscuits are made tableside
April 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
when the biscuits are made tableside
The River Side High Roller membership now includes a complimentary tableside breastfeeding service from Keanu Reeves
July 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The River Side High Roller membership now includes a complimentary tableside breastfeeding service from Keanu Reeves
sean is cackling rn describing something he calls ‘tableside stew service’ lmao
April 17, 2024 at 2:05 AM
sean is cackling rn describing something he calls ‘tableside stew service’ lmao
I didn't think I had a best friend, but I do have one friend who introduced me to the concept of "tableside tiramisu" so maybe I do.
September 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I didn't think I had a best friend, but I do have one friend who introduced me to the concept of "tableside tiramisu" so maybe I do.
is the white waitress making tableside guac in the room with you right now
October 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
is the white waitress making tableside guac in the room with you right now
Reminder Catelli products are 100% Canadian #BuyCanadian #Canada #cdnpoli 🍁🇨🇦
From humble hand-made macaroni and vermicelli crafted in Canada’s first pasta plant, Catelli has been tableside with Canadian families since the creation of Canada in 1867.
www.catelli.ca/en/about-us/
From humble hand-made macaroni and vermicelli crafted in Canada’s first pasta plant, Catelli has been tableside with Canadian families since the creation of Canada in 1867.
www.catelli.ca/en/about-us/
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February 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Reminder Catelli products are 100% Canadian #BuyCanadian #Canada #cdnpoli 🍁🇨🇦
From humble hand-made macaroni and vermicelli crafted in Canada’s first pasta plant, Catelli has been tableside with Canadian families since the creation of Canada in 1867.
www.catelli.ca/en/about-us/
From humble hand-made macaroni and vermicelli crafted in Canada’s first pasta plant, Catelli has been tableside with Canadian families since the creation of Canada in 1867.
www.catelli.ca/en/about-us/
tableside fajitas ass tasting wine
February 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
tableside fajitas ass tasting wine
stealing food astrology and tableside phenology
May 19, 2024 at 4:24 AM
stealing food astrology and tableside phenology
These two words (“tableside magician”) drive men wild
October 12, 2024 at 11:03 PM
These two words (“tableside magician”) drive men wild
There is truly more that unites us than divides us, by which I mean “everyone in this country wants to carve Pete Hegseth up and serve him tableside and half of them are saying it on television”
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
There is truly more that unites us than divides us, by which I mean “everyone in this country wants to carve Pete Hegseth up and serve him tableside and half of them are saying it on television”
sean and i went out to dinner recently and, completely by accident, ordered three separate tableside experiences. running our poor server ragged because we just never expected spaghetti to be such a megillah
I wrote about how most restaurant "experiences" feel like blatant cash grabs, which is logical for them but also sucks www.weareravenous.com/restaurant-e...
I Am Completely Exhausted by Restaurant 'Experiences'
Restaurants keep trying to lure diners with tableside spectacles, and it's starting to get ridiculous.
www.weareravenous.com
July 14, 2026 at 4:37 PM
sean and i went out to dinner recently and, completely by accident, ordered three separate tableside experiences. running our poor server ragged because we just never expected spaghetti to be such a megillah
August 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The Squirrelville Cafe: Now offering tableside…I mean tableTOP service!
August 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The Squirrelville Cafe: Now offering tableside…I mean tableTOP service!
mantis and loki tableside commissions. i am available for on site ink/copic commissions for all of sunday! #animenorth2025 #marvelrivals #mantis #loki
May 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
mantis and loki tableside commissions. i am available for on site ink/copic commissions for all of sunday! #animenorth2025 #marvelrivals #mantis #loki
Breakfast is always better with a tableside jukebox. ❤️
December 23, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Breakfast is always better with a tableside jukebox. ❤️
Look, I'm a man of CULTURE. I keep expensive mustard in my GLOVE compartment. I own the COMPLETE Calvin and Hobbes. I grew up eating Viennetta on the REGULAR. Of course I want the tableside guac, what kind of question is that?!
May 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Look, I'm a man of CULTURE. I keep expensive mustard in my GLOVE compartment. I own the COMPLETE Calvin and Hobbes. I grew up eating Viennetta on the REGULAR. Of course I want the tableside guac, what kind of question is that?!
tableside-pissed pants
October 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
tableside-pissed pants