#TakeChances
Kurt Cobain left this world 32yrs ago today. He did not rise 3 days later. So, keep your shit tight. I love you MFs... 🐇👀 #happyeaster #ridefast #takechances #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
April 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Stubbed my broken pinky toe again about a week ago. The incurring setback is turning out to be even more painful than the original injury... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #ridefast #takechances #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
March 16, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Oh, you think this little kerfuffle in Iran is bad? Just wait 'til Melania get snubbed at the Oscars... 👀 #ridefast #takechances #noseriously #notmypresident #fuckthatputo #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
March 11, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Oh... So, Kristi Noem is OUT as Homeland Security Secretary? You don't say... 👀 #ridefast #takechances #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
March 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
182 days of January and it felt like it would NEVER end. Woke up today and it's 1 month until my birthday. GTFOH!!! Christmas is on the way!!! 👀 #ridefast #takechances #noseriously #notquitedeadyet #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
March 3, 2026 at 4:23 AM
UNPOPULAR OPINION: The middle urinal is the best option. CHOOSE THE MIDDLE URINAL... 👀🍆💦 #ridefast #takechances #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
March 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Okay, I get it. I watched Bad Bunny at the halftime show and it turns out he's not even a real bunny!! It's no wonder some people were so upset! At least Kid Rock is a kid AND a rock!!
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#ridefast #takechances #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
February 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
The existence of a "Super Bowl" suggests the existence of an "Inferior Bowl", and that's no doubt the one that has Kid Rock's halftime performance... 👀 #ridefast #takechances #SuperBowlLX #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
February 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM
People don't canoodle like they used to and we really need to bring that back... 👀 #ridefast #takechances #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
February 3, 2026 at 6:33 AM
After scanning through everything that's been released with the latest A.I. software, I'm proud to announce that my name is nary mentioned once in the #EpsteinFiles!! Yo' boy is INFAMOUSLY innocent! #ridefast #takechances #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
February 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
E'rbody hoping for snow, but knowing it's ice and destruction that's coming for us. Guess I'll see y'all on the other side. Stay warm... 👀 #ridefast #takechances #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
January 23, 2026 at 8:11 PM
In hindsight, no one was ever gonna take down the Hoosiers. I know that now. Congrats. Y'all earned it... 👀 #ridefast #takechances #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
January 20, 2026 at 6:15 AM
In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take.

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January 13, 2026 at 3:30 PM
So, the Winter OIympics are coming, and APPARENTLY, there's no way to stop it. So, f you're looking for me, I'll be at the top of Mt Crumpit sipping Jamo, and avoiding all contact with humanity... 👀 #bahhumbug #ridefast #takechances #notquitedeadyet #letsbeINFAMOUStogether
December 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
#takechances #keepmoving #growth #journey #mindsetshift #sparkletsndreams @sparkletsndreams
December 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
How is everyone enjoying their Merrineum? Is Day 3 of Christmas going well for ya? Are you keeping it holy, as they say? 🎅 #ridefast #takechances #christmastime #12daysofchristmas #merrineum #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
December 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
We went shopping at the grocery store today. I almost came to tears on at least 3 occasions. People are fucking insane. Apparently, I'm one of them... 👀 #ridefast #takechances #notquitedeadyet #bahhumbug #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
December 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Frosty The Puddle

...............................................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand SEND!!! ☃️👀 #ridefast #takechances #christmassnow #frosty #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
December 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Maybe I'm bragging, but it's November 10th, and we have yet to turn on the heater here. We did, however, add a thermal blanket to the bed... 🥶👀 #ridefast #takechances #notquitedeadyet #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"Give us something to vote FOR, not just something to vote against!"
-George McGovern

Congratulations to @ZohranKMamdan, and thank you for showing us the path. Now, go be everything they're worried you'll be, and prove them wrong about all of it. 🇺🇸 #ridefast #takechances #letsbeINFAMOUStogether
November 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Woke up this morning and it felt like fall. Gotta tell ya, for the first time in YEARS, I'm weirdly excited about the change of seasons. So, BRING IT!! 👀🍁🍂 #ridefast #takechances #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
November 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
*flipping between Dallas and Houston*

Me: Other channel, or is Houston still on Happy Hour?

Gary: ... 👀 Is your roladex playing Russian roulette?

Me: I must still be on vacation... 🍻 #ridefast #takechances #notquitedeadyet #findthehappiness #happyhour #letsbeINFAMOUStogether
October 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“Behold the Turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.” - J.B. Conant
#takechances #growthhappensoutsideyourcomfortzone #comfortzone #growth #sunningturtles #wildlife #turtle
September 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM